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Mindy looked at the house in front of her. This had to be it. She had to find Megan. If anyone could find Drake and Josh it would be her. Mindy tried to open the door. It was locked. She took a credit card out of her purse and slid it through the door. After a few minutes of repeating this process she finally heard the clicking noise which meant it would open. She turned the door knob and crept in. "They make it look easy in the movies."she muttered putting her card back in her purse. Mindy walked up the stairs quietly and walked through a hall. She got to a door that said Ashley's room In bold pink letters. Mindy opened the door slowly to find a group of girls asleep on the rug in sleeping bags. Mindy carefully stepped over the various amount of girls until she got to Megan and shook her gently. One of Megan's eyes snapped open. Mindy put her finger to her lips meaning for her to be silent and walked to the door motioning for Megan to follow. Megan followed and once they were in the hall she spoke.

"What are you doing here?"Megan asked leaning against the wall.

"Drake and Josh have gone missing again."Mindy said and she told Megan the whole story. Megan listened in silence.

"Something doesn't add up. Laura told Josh she was going to leave us alone. Why would she kidnap him again?"Megan asked.

"I'm not saying it is Laura. The truth is we don't know. Josh said it was a guy. So either Laura hired someone to kidnap them or it's just some raving lunatic but it is quite a big coincidence."said Mindy.

"We need to go to my house now. I think we might have a chance."said Megan. She hastily wrote a note and taped it to Ashley's door. Than the two crept down the stairs. Megan looked around. "Where is your car?"Megan asked.

"I walked here."Mindy said. Megan looked annoyed.

"Why?"she asked.

"I'm not supposed to drive with out an adult. I'm still in driving school. I keep failing parallel parking."Mindy muttered. Megan shook her head and the two walked back to the house.

"Megan something horrible has happened honey!"said Audrey as Megan walked in. "I know I know. That's why I came home. Mindy thinks she knows how she can help since she's a genius and all."said Megan.

"I do?"said Mindy. Megan glared.

"We will be upstairs until further notice."said Megan. They entered Megan's room. Megan closed the door than turned to Mindy slowly. "What you are about to see you must never ever admit to any other person ever."Megan said.

"You have my word."said Mindy.

"Just to make sure..."said Megan and she began to dig through her drawers she took out a piece of paper. "It's a contract sign it."said Megan. Mindy began to read it.

I here by agree to never reveal any of the following things I may see in Megan Parker's room. If I do it will be punishable by law and actions will be taken by the president of the united states. Mindy looked up at Megan.

"The president?"Mindy said. Megan pointed to the bottom where the President's signature was agreeing to take actions against anyone who failed to stay true to the contract. "This can't be...Megan how did you get the president to sign this?"cried Mindy.

"I have my ways and my connections. Lets leave it at that. Plus he owed me a few favors."said Megan.

"The president owes you a few favors?"said Mindy eyes wide. "How did- never mind I don't want to know."Mindy muttered.

"Are you going to sign it or what?"Megan asked. Mindy signed the contract. "Good."Megan said. Megan walked over to the light switch and began to twist it. It popped off and a red button was revealed. Megan hit the red button and a man in a black suit and black sun glasses appeared on the TV.

"Ma'am what service do you need?"The man asked.

"I want 20 of my men searching for a license plate by I-Kill-u. My brothers have been kidnapped and I want them found."Megan said.

"Understood ma'am."said the man.

"Also how goes Dr.Kirko's work on the permanent tracking devices?"asked Megan.

"Well ma'am they should be ready in two months. Do you have tracking devices on your brothers now?"The man asked. Megan shook her head.

"It was in their wallets which both left at home."Megan said.

"Is there any other information you can give us?"asked the man. Megan told him everything she knew. "I see. We will do everything in our power to find your brothers miss.Parker? What do you want the rest of us to do?"the man asked.

"I want you all except Kirko to be working on ways to find my brother. That is all."Megan said. "Yes Miss.Parker."said the man and the screen went black.

"Who was that?"Mindy demanded.

"That was Ben Ackers. One of my men."Megan said.

"How did you hire them?"asked Megan.

"Like I said the president owed me a few favors. Well I guess I should go into the story."Megan said and she sat on her bed. "It all started two years ago. I was had received what I thought was knock out juice from one of my sources. Than out of no where These men were demanding that I come with them. I was taken to the white house. Secret service started questioning me. Where I got it, how I got it. I was scared and I told them. It turned out that the substance in the vile was a deadly virus. Luckily no one was exposed.So of course I gave it to them. Secret service told me not to tell anyone what I had seen and they were going to send me on my way."said Megan and she smiled slightly.

"But they didn't?"Mindy asked.

"While they were leading me out a man walked by to see the president. I tripped him because that's the kind of person I am. when he fell a gun fell out of his pocket and he got immediately arrested. They said I saved the presidents life and the president said he would do anything for me. So I wanted a game of poker. I won so I asked for my own men. He said any time I needed something he'd help."Megan said. Mindy couldn't hide her shock.

"Megan I would have never guessed your connections went this far."said Mindy. Megan smiled.

"You have no idea."she said.

"So what do we do now?"Mindy asked.

"We wait. I'm going to go to bed."Megan said.

"Alright."said Mindy and she left hoping Josh was alright along with Drake.


Josh stared out the window groggily. He was exhausted but he had to stay awake. He had to watch out for cops. He had to get their attention some how.Josh's eyes began to droop. When he opened his eyes they were parked in a little opening in the woods. That meant they had to be near the road. The sun shined in Josh's eyes. Josh rubbed his eyes. "Psst Drake."He said nudging him.

"Five more minutes mom."Drake said.

"Drake!"Josh whispered. Drake opened his eyes. Josh pointed to the door. Drake stared at him stupidly.

"What?"He said loudly.

"SHH!"Josh hissed. "Open the door pull the lock up and lets get out of here!" Drake pulled the lock up and opened the door slowly. A gunshot froze Drake and Josh in their tracks.

"Where do you think your going?"Tony barked. Drake and Josh exchanged looks.

"Bathroom."said Drake.

"Why are you taking him with you?"said Tony glaring.

"Were sort of attached."said Drake holding up his hand where it showed the handcuffs. Tony was silent for a few minutes.

"Give me your hands."He said. He took out a pin and began picking the lock on Drake's side. it made a click.

"FREEDOM!"sang Drake. Than Tony clamped the handcuff on himself now attached to Josh. Josh stared at him.

"I don't want you to make any escape attempts. We really don't need the whelp-"

"HEY!"said Drake.

"And I don't think the whelp will leave with out you anyway. If you have to go to the bathroom wake me up."Tony said. Drake and Josh exchanged looks. A few minutes later he snored loudly.

"Drake I want you to run now."said Josh.

"But Josh!"said Drake.

"No buts! You can get help!"Josh said.

"Yeah get help. By the time I find the road get a ride find a payphone and call the police you two will be gone. I'm not abandoning you Josh!"Drake said.

"But Drake you can get the license plate-"

"Josh how much do you want to bet he stole this car? He's planning to go to the Bahamas or Mexico or something he's going to ditch the car."Drake said. Josh sighed.

"What are we going to do?"asked Josh.

"Sleep."said Drake crossing his arms and closing his eyes.

"Drake we just can't give up!"Josh cried.

"Sure we can! It's fairly easy!"said Drake.

"Maybe you can pick the lock to the handcuffs!"Josh said.

"Fine. Did you see what he did with the pin?"Drake asked.

"Uh...no."

"Do you have anything to pick the lock with?"Drake asked.

"No."Josh said.

"Alright than. Look I have a better idea. How about we keep this guy up all day."said Drake.

"Huh?"said Josh.

"Wake him up and keep him awake so tonight he will be tired and maybe he will-"

"Fall asleep on the wheel? I don't want to go through that experience again Drake."said Josh crossing his arms.

"No maybe he will stop at a gas station than I will make my move!"said Drake.

"Alright how do you plan to keep him awake?"Josh asked. Drake smiled darkly and began whispering in his ear. Josh nodded and smiled.

"I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERY BODY'S NERVES!"both sang loudly at the same time.

"Huh wha?"said Tony jumping.

"EVERY BODY'S NERVES, EVERY BODY'S NERVES! I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERY BODY'S NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES-I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERY BODY'S NERVES!" both sang.

"SHUT UP! Can't a guy get a little shut eye!"yelled Tony.

"EVERY BODY'S NERVES! EVERY BODY'S NERVES!"

2 hours later

"If you two don't shut up I'll shoot the whelp!"said Tony pointing his gun at Drake. "

My mother wouldn't be pleased."Josh said.

"I don't care! If you two don't shut up I will!"he yelled. Drake and Josh looked at each other and nodded. They were silent until they heard Tony snoring.

"You sure about this?"Josh whispered.

'I"m sure. He wont shoot me. I'm to hot- I mean to important."Drake said and took a deep breath. "I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERY BODY'S NERVES!"

Tony jumped up. "SHUT UP!"he cried.

5 hours later

"EVERY BODY'S NERVES EVERY BODY'S NERVES!"Drake and Josh sang loudly.

"DEAR GOD HAVE MERCY!"cried Tony.

"I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERY BODY'S NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!"


"Miss.Parker." Megan looked up. It was the next day Mindy and Megan were sitting in her room playing chess when one of Megan's men came on the TV screen.

"Yes?"Megan asked.

"We have news..."