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"What's the news Ben?"Megan asked.

"We found the car and the man that kidnapped your brother."said the agent known as Ben.

"Excellent! When will Drake and Josh get home?"asked Megan.

"Well ma'am you see, we didn't find your brothers. The car was in bad condition. There was a car crash and your brothers weren't in sight. It means they must have escaped. Your brothers are probably hitch hiking home and they should be there today or tomorrow."Ben said. Megan rubbed her chin deep in thought.

"Alright. Call of your searches. But if they aren't here by noon tomorrow I will call."Megan said.

"Yes ma'am."said Ben and the screen went black.

"Do you think they were injured in the car crash?"asked Mindy.

"No. My agents would have checked near by hospitals."said Megan.

"Thank god. That means they are on their way back. We should go tell your parents!"said Mindy.

"Did you hit your head? I thought you were supposed to be smart! If I tell my parents they are going to wonder how I found out before the police. We don't tell them a thing. Once my agents clear out of there and the cops get in they will tell my parents what they need to know."said Megan.

It was dusk when Tony pulled out of the forest. There was a small dirt road leading to the highway. Tony was exhausted. Josh and Drake grinned at each other. Tony might even stop at a hotel or something or might drive slower than usual. Anything that would buy them time to escape. To their dismay however Tony didn't make a stop until 2 AM in the morning at a gas station that had no pay phone. "This totally sucks man."Drake whispered to Josh.

"We need to escape..."Josh muttered.

"Well I guess this isn't so bad I mean there has to be a lot of hot chicks in the Bahamas right?"Drake asked.

"You are unbelievable! How can you think of girls at a time like this!"Josh cried.

"Josh my brother, I always have time to think of girls no matter what situation."Drake said with a smile. "Well you haven't taken a shower in the past two days and your hair is getting greasy. I don't think the girls will love you so much anymore."Josh pointed out.

"Some girls find that attractive. Like I'm adventurous and I don't have time to live the common life!"said Drake.

"Yes being kidnapped is very adventurous."said Josh rolling his eyes.

"It is. I've seen it all! Thugs and maniacs and other cool stuff. Chicks dig that kind of stuff."Drake said. Josh shook his head.

"Besides I'm hot no matter what happens. Right?"Drake asked.

"I don't know. You might pick up that rash again. You haven't eaten junk food since the day before yesterday."said Josh.

"Oh god...I swear Josh if you jinxed me-"

"Will you two shut up back there?"snapped Tony. Drake glared at him. After a while they fell asleep. The next day they woke up to the bright sun. They were parked in front of the airport. Tony was snoring loudly. Josh looked at Drake.

"You have to go get help. I'm still handcuffed to this moron."Josh whispered.

"Alright."said Drake and he opened the car door quietly and closed it. He began walking towards the building. He turned around and gave Josh a thumbs up bumping into a girl.

"UGH! Watch where your going!"the girl yelled. She was holding a sandwich and a bottle of Pepsi which had spilled all over her when Drake collided with her.

"Sorry...hey look at that isn't that cool?"Drake said pointing over her shoulder. She turned her head and looked behind her. Drake grabbed the sandwich and ran back into the car. "Breakfast is served my brother!"said Drake. Josh stared at Drake in disbelief.

"Drake how can you think of food in a time like this?"Josh whispered.

"Well you see Josh there is mainly two things I think about girls and food. If I'm not thinking of one than I'm most likely thinking of the other."said Drake handing half the sandwich to Josh.

"You were supposed to go in there and get help! So go do it!"Josh hissed.

"Once I'm done eating. Hey...you know that girl was a babe. She probably doesn't like me since I stole her sandwich...man that sucks."said Drake eating his half of the sandwich. Josh glared at Drake.

"I'm killing you with my mind powers! KILLING YOU!"Josh said.

"Shh you will wake up Tony."hissed Drake.There was suddenly a smack on the window. The girl that Drake had stolen the sandwich from was pounding on the window shouting.

"huh whutzat?"said Tony his eyes snapping open. "Nice going!"Josh yelled at Drake. Tony shooed the girl away. "Alright boys. Ready to go to? Now where was it number 1 is at again?"

"Maine."said Drake. Both Josh and Tony looked at him.

"Nice try whelp. But I remember now. She's at the Bahamas probably staying with her mother."said Tony.

"Maine?"said Josh.

"What Maine is nice! A lot of snow. You gotta love snow."said Drake.

"It's September."said Josh.

"Your point?"

"It doesn't snow there all year round you know-"

"Oh. Wait Tony old boy-did you say Laura's mother? That hag who is like a million years old has a mother that's still alive?"Drake asked.

"Don't make fun of number 1, kid."snapped Tony trying to get out of the car resulting in Josh ramming into the front seat. "Crawl into the front seat and out the door stupid."snapped Tony. Josh did so with difficulty and a few confusing moments later both Tony and Josh were outside. Still handcuffed together. Drake stepped out finishing his sandwich. They walked into the airport. Tony got the tickets while Josh waited next to him annoyed trying to mouth to Drake to run and call the police but Drake was to busy talking to two red heads who had walked by.

"Oh Your going to Arizona. That's a nice place. I'm heading off to the Bahamas. There should be a lot of beautiful ladies but not nearly as radiantly beautiful as you two."said Drake. The two girls giggled. Josh rolled his eyes. An hour later they were getting on the plane. Tony sat by the window followed by Drake than Josh.

"This so sucks. I mean come on! didn't any of the people who worked here wonder why Tony and I are handcuffed together?"Josh cried. "They probably did, just didn't say anything. The truth can be a very frightening thing Josh."said Drake.

"And YOU! You could have gotten help but no, you spent the whole time flirting. It's almost like you want to go!"Josh cried.

"I do want to go."said Drake with a smile.

"WHAT!"yelled Josh. Several people shot him looks. "H-hello nice people."said Josh giving them a small wave with his free hand. Drake snorted.

"Nice people? Smooth Josh real smooth."he said. Josh glared at Drake.

"You actually want to go? Did you hit your head or something? We have been kidnapped!"Josh cried.

"I'm not crazy. If anyone is crazy it's you! I mean think about it. Were going to the Bahamas where we can catch sweet waves and nice tans. Plus think about all the girls that will be there! It's the perfect vacation and we get it for free! Think how lucky we are man!"said Drake. Josh stared at Drake his mouth hanging open.

"WE HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED!"Josh yelled. Muttering went through out the passengers on the plane.

"Don't attract attention Josh. We wouldn't want to be saved now..."Drake whispered.

"Yes we would! HELP US! WE HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED!"yelled Josh yet again. A woman walked over.

"Excuse me sir but will you stop? Your causing quite a racket! Those type of jokes aren't funny."the woman said.

"This is no joke lady!"cried Josh.

"You have to excuse my nephew. He is disturbed and flying upsets him."said Tony.

"I understand sir."said the woman. "Peanuts?"she asked.

"Oh I'll take a bag! And a glass of water please."Drake said.

"You got it."she said and walked off. Josh stared after her mouth open in horror and he turned to Tony staring at him darkly.

"Sooner or later people will stop believing you."Josh said.

"Josh they think your crazy. Just give it up. Besides think about better things nice things- Like that hot babe who is getting me a bag of peanuts. I mean come on did you see that lady's rack?"Drake asked.

"Rack?"Josh asked confused. Drake smirked.

"Never mind Josh. Never mind." Drake said leaning back in his seat. "Getting kidnapped isn't so bad. I'm enjoying myself."Drake said. Josh glared at him. Tony snored loudly.

"Drake come on if you tell the people we have been kidnapped they will believe you!"Josh pleaded.

"I would Josh! Believe me I would but I'm having way to much fun. I mean just think how fun it is going to be when we get there? Besides I'm sure Laura will send us back. Hopefully not to soon I want to get a good tan, learn to surf, and meet a few babes. Yup this is one of the best things that have ever happened to me."said Drake as the woman came back with Drake's drink and peanuts. Josh sighed. He was trapped and there was no way out. Maybe Drake was right. Maybe his mother would send them back.

"Here you go sir."said the woman.

"Thank you very much."Drake said giving the lady a sexy smile. "Peanut?"said Drake offering Josh a peanut. Josh glared at his brother. This was all his fault. Once he had his other hand free he would strangle Drake. Drake could have gone for help but no, he wanted to go to the Bahamas.

"I'm going to kill you Drake!"Josh hissed.

"Man once we get there you will change your mind. Believe me."Drake said with a smile.

"What if my mother changes her mind again and decides; hey Drake and Josh are already here miles away from their home. Maybe I can have them join my gang after all?"Josh hissed.

"Oh come on. Laura is really sweet under all that criminal stuff I mean sure she's still in love with dad and sure she's a wanted criminal. But just think Josh, Sam I mean Chrissy will be there."said Drake.

"So? Whats so special about Chrissy?"asked Drake.

"She's hot Josh."

"She's your step sister Drake."

"It doesn't make her any less hot."Drake sighed. Josh rolled his eyes. "Besides I think Laura has really changed and she will ship us home the minuet we ask.She's probably a better person now and has probably given up crime."said Drake.

Meanwhile on a beach in the Bahamas...

A rich blonde woman is laying on a towel getting a tan when another woman walks up to her with brownish grayish hair and blue eyes and a scar across her face. That woman is Laura Patterson. Laura takes out a gun and points it at the woman. Than says,"Give me all your cash then I'll think about letting you live."

Back with Drake and Josh

"Laura is a sweet lady really."Drake said chewing another peanut. Josh shook his head.

"She's a criminal!"Josh cried.

"But a nice criminal."said Drake.

"No she's not!"cried Josh.

"Look I got to know her a little. That night we were stuck with each other all alone. She's not that bad. I mean she's made a lot of mistakes and yeah alright she's over dramatic but there is good in her."said Drake.

"Maybe I'm just being biased because she's my mom but yeah I believe there's good in her but to believe she would just send us home? I'm not that trusting."said Josh.

"Have faith Josh. Besides think of all the girls we will meet."said Drake.

"I have a girlfriend Drake."said Josh.

"And will your girlfriend be with us? What luck, NO she wont!"said Drake.

"I am not cheating on my girlfriend."said Josh glaring. Drake shook his head.

"You take all the fun out of life."he said.

"Attention passengers. We will be landing shortly so please if you have already not done so put seat buckles on."said the voice over the intercom.

"Hear that? Paradise is only a few minuets away!"said Drake. Josh glared at Drake.

"This is all your fault."Josh muttered.

"I can't take all the credit. Give some to Tony who made all of this possible. The babes, the water, the tans!"said Drake. Josh gritted his teeth glaring at Drake.

"I get the feeling that your upset Josh."said Drake. The plane dove down. "Whoa- paradise here we come!"