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Disclaimer:I do not own Drake and Josh yet. I'm hopeful

"THERE NOT HERE! I WANT TO KNOW WHERE MY BROTHERS ARE NOW!"yelled Megan at the TV screen where Ben was in his black suit.

"Miss.Parker it's quarter past noon! I'm sure your brothers are still on their way!"said The man in the suit on her TV screen.

"You heard me! I want everyone but Kirko looking for my brothers, NOW!"yelled Megan.

"Yes ma'am."said Ben and the TV screen went black. Megan walked down the stairs. "Mom, Dad I'm going over Mindy's house!"Megan yelled.

"No you aren't! You are no longer allowed to leave the house with out an escort!"cried Audrey running in the kitchen. "An escort?"repeated Megan.

"Your father can walk you over to Mindy's house and Mindy can walk you back."said Audrey pointing to Walter who was playing Josh's game cube.

"Huh?"Walter said.

"What about when you two are at work?"asked Megan. Audrey smiled.

"We hired a babysitter!"said Audrey.

"A babysitter?"repeated Megan in horror. Audrey nodded.

"We don't want anything happening to you sweetheart. We aren't taking any chances anymore."said Walter.

"And it's one of Drake's friends. Were sure you will be very comfortable with him!'"said Audrey.

"Who is it?"demanded Megan.

"Scottie!"said Walter. Megan stared at the two in horror. Well it wasn't so bad...she could aways lock the boob in the closet while she did her business. Scottie was a moron...it wouldn't be that bad.

"Come on dad I want to go to Mindy's."said Megan.

"Five minutes."said Walter. Audrey hit him on the shoulder. "Alright alright."he said and he went outside and got in his car.

"We can walk dad."said Megan.

"They didn't invent cars for nothing Megan. Hop in."said Walter and the two drove to Mindy's house. Megan got out and her dad drove off after being reassured by Megan that Mindy would bring her home safe and sound. Megan knocked on the door.

"STUPID TELEMARKETERS! I DON'T WANT TO BUY ANY OF YOUR PRODUCTS NOW GO AWAY BEFORE I TAKE OUT THE LASER CANNON!"screeched a voice. Megan blinked.

"Laser cannon?"she muttered confused. She knocked on the door again. The door swung open and a woman with light brown hair and glasses opened it holding what looked like a giant gun.

"Your not a telemarketer..."she said.

"No. I'm not. Is Mindy here?"asked Megan.

"MINDY! ANOTHER TEST EXPERIMENT IS HERE!"yelled the woman.

"Mom I told you their my friends not test experiments!"yelled Mindy and she walked over wearing goggles.

"Hello Megan. Come in."she said. The woman's gaze followed Megan as she entered the house. Megan was amazed. She was in a living room. The rug was singed and in the middle of the room was a round object, but it was a TV. Two dogs started growling. Megan followed her through the kitchen where lots of odd inventions were. There was a toaster that buttered bread, a coffee bot that squirted coffee at her and there were twelve handles for different compartments of the fridge, which resembled a dresser. Then she found herself come into a room full of all types of inventions. The room was full of smoke and a Man was there with frizzy hair wearing goggles. "I am so close to a dimensional key!"said the man tampering with a metal box. "Was that your dad?"Megan asked.

"Yeah and the other woman was my mom. She's a little..well nuts."said Mindy.

"Well you had to get it from somewhere."Megan said. Mindy glared but than smiled. They walked to the edge of the room where a giant glass cylinder was. They both entered. Mindy hit the switch and they got sucked up and hit the ceiling. "OW!"said Megan.

"DAD OPEN THE CEILING!"yelled Mindy.

"OKAY"said the man and he hit a button. The ceiling above the glass cylinder slid and left a big hole. Mindy hit the button and they got sucked through the hole and hit the top of another cylinder on the second story. the floor slid back below them and they fell. Mindy opened the door and they exited. "Alright it still has a few bugs but...it works."Mindy said. They were in a room with bubblegum pink walls and tons of fish tanks. Mindy motioned for her to follow and they exited and walked down a long hallway. They came to a door with the sign, Mindy's Room. Mindy opened it and they entered.

"Wow it's actually normal."said Megan looking around. "except for Harvey."said Mindy knocking on her closet. A robot came out.

"In need of service ma'am?"said The robot.

"Would you please get us some water?"said Mindy. The Robot produced two bottles of water and went back into the closet.

"So your whole family is crazy."said Megan. Mindy stared.

"Crazy for inventions!"said Megan quickly. Mindy nodded. "Dad and mom love inventing things and I must have picked it up."said Mindy smiling. "So what did you want?"asked Mindy.

"Well I came to tell you that Drake and Josh haven't come back yet."said Megan. Mindy frowned.

"I'm sure they will be home soon..."said Mindy.

"Hopefully. I miss bullying them around and my parents hired a babysitter for me."said Megan staring out the window into the back yard. "Anyway I have my men searching for them just in case."said Megan.

"That's good."said Mindy. There was a loud explosion heard down the stairs. Megan jumped.

"Is everything okay?"Megan asked.

"Oh yeah. Every things fine. Just another messed up invention."said Mindy.

"How is it that your a genius and you invent all this cool stuff, and you can't parallel park?"asked Megan.

"It's hard! You wouldn't understand!"said Mindy crossing her arms. "Want to play chess?"asked Mindy with a smile a few minutes later.

"Sure."Megan said. Mindy started digging through her dresser and brought out a box. She put it on a table and started setting up the pieces. Megan looked at them in awe. They were robotic. Mindy smiled.

"Why am I not surprised?"said Megan sitting down to play. She had to admit Mindy's house was awesome!

"Josh we landed fifteen minutes ago. You can let go of my hand."Drake said. Josh was as white as paper and clutching Drake's hand for dear life while Tony led the way out of the airport.

"It was so frightening! My stomach still feels like it's in my throat!"cried Josh.

"If your gonna puke, puke that-a-way."said Drake pointing at Tony. "And that little dive scared you? Man I'm never taking you on a roller-coaster."said Drake. They exited the airport and Tony took out a cell phone and called a number.

"Number 1! It's Tony. I've come to visit you! Please send a car at the nearest airport...yeah..."said Tony.

"Man maybe it's just me but I think that Tony has a thing for your mom."said Drake.

"Drake I don't want to talk about how disturbing it would be for that man to be my step father."said Josh and he shuddered. "Plus I am still mad at you."Josh said.

"You wont be for long! Once you realize how great it is here you will be thanking me."said Drake. A Van pulled up and they entered. Laura Patterson was in the car along with Chrissy. "You brought Joshy?"she said looking at the two.

"I thought you would be happy."said Tony as he picked the lock of the handcuffs. "FREE FINALLY! I've missed you hand!"said Josh looking at his hand fondly. Everyone stared at him. "Um...so Mom your gonna send Drake and me home now right?"said Josh.

"No can do."said Laura.

"What?"said Josh.

"Beaches,Babes,Bahamas."said Drake happily. "The three B's."

"I need more money. Tony spent the last of it getting you here."said Laura and she shot Tony an angry look.

"I thought you wanted them!"said Tony.

"She did, but momma doesn't want 'em anymore."said Chrissy rolling her eyes. "Can we go to the beach and stuff?"said Drake.

"No."said Laura. Drake looked like he had been hit with an anvil.

"B-but what about the three B's? Beaches,Babes,Bahamas!"cried Drake.

"Well your in the Bahamas. Chrissy is a babe. And we live close to a beach. We can't risk you two giving away our hide out. You two will have to stay inside the whole time."said Laura. Drake turned pale.

"But...but..."said Drake.

"I should get you two back home in about a month or two..."Laura said. Josh squeaked.

"A month? Two months? What about school!"cried Josh.

"I'm sorry.I'm laying low. I'll do a major robbery and get us all outta here but it's gonna take a while."said Laura not taking her eyes off the road.

"So we are trapped in the house for a month?"cried Drake.

"Or two."said Laura almost cheerfully

"We have air conditioning if it makes you feel better."said Chrissy.

"This is horrible."said Drake slumping in his seat.

"I told you! HA! This is all your fault!"yelled Josh.

"It is not!"

"It is too!" The two began hitting each other and got into a fight. "BOYS STOP IT!"yelled Laura as the two tackled each other in the back seat. Tony sat near them nervously. Laura parked at a house by the beach and pulled the two out of the car by their shirts "Calm."she said looking at Josh. "down."she said looking at Drake. The two ignored her and started yelling at each other kicking. Laura sighed and let go of the two as they rolled on the ground fighting.

"Boys will be boys."she said. "I guess there not hungry..."she said.

"FOOD!"cried Drake jumping up and plowing through Laura,Chrissy, and Tony and into the house. A woman's scream was heard. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! OUT OUT OUT!"yelled the woman's voice and they saw a rather old woman with long white hair hitting Drake with a broom.

"ow-lady-STOP"Cried Drake.

"Mama it's okay!"said Laura walking up.

"Gran! Look who we got with us!"said Chrissy. The old woman looked up.

"JOSHY!"she cried and ran past Drake dropping the broom and rapping Josh in a hug.

"It's so good to see you again!"The woman cried.

"Who's he?"asked Josh's grandmother looking at Drake.

"My step brother."said Josh.

"Oh i'm sorry!"said the old woman with a laugh helping Drake up with a smile. "You can call me Gran!"she said with a kind smile. They all entered the house.

"This will be your room."she said to Drake and Josh opening the guest room. The two entered.

"You know Drake I just don't get it. You've seen my mother and you know how she is. How could a sweet old woman like Gran have spawned her?"said Josh.

"You call that old demon sweet?"said Drake eyes wide.

"She's about as sweet as Granny."said Josh.

"No she's worse than Granny. And I didn't think that was possible. This woman is a evil demon."said Drake.

"Boys dinner is ready!"yelled Laura.

"I mean a sweet old woman!"said Drake and they went to eat. Drake naturally stuffed his face.

"Please please if you have any hearts at all you will let me go to the beach please!"Drake cried.

"No. There are plenty of video games and movies in here you will do fine. Josh I want you to call your idiot father and tell him your all right. Don't tell him where you are. This is the only phone call you get."said Laura. Josh nodded and dialed the number.

Mindy walked Megan home and she entered the house. "Megan honey. It's good to see you. Your father and I are going out on a date. Scottie is coming over to babysit you."said Audrey putting lipstick on. Megan scowled.

"That boob? Well...alright."said Megan smiling evilly. Her parents left and Scottie came in.

"Hey dudette. I'm Scottie and I will be sitting you today."said Scottie sitting on the couch and turning on the TV. Then he looked up at Megan. "Where are Drake and Josh?"

"There missing you boob!"yelled Megan.

"Oh that sucks!"said Scottie. Megan rolled her eyes.

"I'm going to my room."she said.

"No you don't! I can't watch you in your room! You have to stay with in my eye sight little girl!"said Scottie.

"My name is Megan and if you do not let me go to my room I will be the last person you will ever see again, do you understand?"said Megan.

"Your confusing me."said Scottie. The phone rang and Scottie picked it up.

"Hello? Who's this?'said Josh. Scottie's voice was on the other end.

"This is Scottie."he said.

"Scottie what are you- oh never mind...listen carefully. I want to speak to my parents are they there?"said Josh.

"I think you got the wrong number dude."said Scottie.

"No! No I don't! It's me Josh Scottie let me speak to my parents!"said Josh. Scottie laughed.

"Josh is missing dude nice try."Scottie said and the phone clicked.

"What did Scottie say?"asked Drake.

"He hung up on me! He didn't believe it was me!"said Josh looking at the phone in awe.

"Oh well. Try again later."said Laura and she hung the phone up.

"Come on Josh lets go play video games."said Drake and the two went to play video games. Drake looked out the window longingly.

"It looks like you sent us here for nothing."Josh said crossing his arms.

"I will get on the beach. I have a plan."said Drake with a smile.

"Shouldn't you focus on getting us out of here?"cried Josh.

"No no...I only want to get on that beach and enjoy the three B's. You can find a way to get us home. I'm still in ho hurry."said Drake. Josh glared.

"Whats your plan?"Josh asked.

NOTE: AlasI did not create the laser cannon but I thought it was sooooooooooooo cool. I've always pictured Mindy's house full of inventions and such and I had to add it. Anyway I got the laser cannon idea from Sluggy Freelance. There my conscience is clear.