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Disclaimer:I do not own Drake and Josh yet. I am working on it. See first I go to the set. Then I kidnap them and erm...well you get the idea. Oh and I don't own the show either heh heh...
It was late in the night and Drake jumped out of bed. The floor made a loud creak and Drake looked at Josh quickly. Josh was snoring loudly. Josh can sleep through anything, Drake thought to himself. He opened the window and looked down. It wasn't that high from the ground... He jumped out landing cat like and made his way to the beach which was empty. Drake smiled. All he had to do was wait until morning. "What am I going to do while I wait?"Drake muttered to himself. Drake laid on the soft sand and was asleep in minutes.
dawn
Drake groaned trying to block the sunlight out. He opened his eyes to see the sunrise. Some people had already arrived. There was a girl with long black hair and brown eyes his age. She saw him and smiled and walked over.
"Well hey there beautiful."said Drake giving her a sexy smile. She blushed.
"Hello. I'm April."she said.
"And I'm July because man baby you just heat me up."said Drake. April laughed. "Nah my names Drake. I'm here on...vacation."said Drake.
"Really? Me too!"said April and she smiled.
"Want to take a walk?"said Drake smiling at her and he held her hand as the two walked on the beach shore.
"Audrey?"Walter said looking at his wife who was staring out the window blankly.
"Are you alright?"Walter asked.
"No I'm not alright. My two boys are out there somewhere. I got a phone call from the police. They said they found the car. There was some type of car crash and Drake and Josh couldn't be found."said Audrey bursting into tears. Walter rapped Audrey in his arms comforting her.
"That's good news. It means they are still out there and still alive."said Walter soothingly. The door bell rang.
"It's 6 AM in the morning. I wonder who that could be?"Audrey said wiping her eyes. The two went down the stairs to find Megan watching TV in fuzzy pink pajamas.
"I love Saturdays."Megan told them. Audrey opened the door and Scottie was at the other end.
"I'm hear to babysit Meg."said Scottie.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT YOU BOOB!"Megan screamed from the living room.
"I think she likes me. We've been bonding! We even played a new game called knock out! It's when Megan tried to knock me out! Is my eye still black and blue?"asked Scottie pointing to his eye which was indeed black and blue and puffy.
"Yes Scottie it is. I'm afraid you wont need to watch Megan today. Thank you. We will call you."said Audrey slamming the door. "Were hiring a new babysitter."said Audrey.
"Why? He's perfect!"said Walter.
"He's a little...well."said Audrey.
"A little what?"asked Walter.
"Mentally unbalanced!"said Audrey.
"He's nuts dad!"yelled Megan.
"Oh stop it you two. Besides it was rude to close the door on his face. We should invite him to breakfast or something. He is one of Drake's best friends. I trust Drake's judgement. I am sure that this young man is very intelligent and a good person."said Walter opening the door as Megan burst into laughter. Scottie was still there looking at the ground.
"Scottie would you like to eat breakfast with us?"Audrey asked glaring at him.
"No sorry Mrs.N, I cant. I have to go home before mom realizes I'm gone from where I'm supposed to be."said Scottie.
"Your mother doesn't know your here?"said Walter.
"She thinks I'm at therapy and my session is almost over so I have to go."said Scottie.
"But you were just offering to babysit Megan. What would she think then?"asked Audrey.
"That I had one long therapy session let me tell you!"said Scottie. Audrey sighed annoyed.
"So your mother thinks your taking therapy?"said Walter.
"Yeah. I quit like 6 months ago when they told me there was no hope."said Scottie. Audrey sighed.
"Oh and I thought you should know some dude called. He said he was Josh, but I knew better. I know Josh was missing."said Scottie.
"JOSH CALLED?"yelled Audrey and she grabbed Scottie's shirt and started shaking him. "TELL ME WHERE MY BABIES ARE NOW!"she yelled.
"I-I don't know! The guy called and said he wanted to talk to you saying he was your son. But I knew it wasn't, see I'm smart and I hung up on him!"said Scottie.
"WHAT!"yelled Audrey and Walter had to pull her away.
"Thank you Scot. Goodbye now."said Walter.
"My name is Scottie!"yelled Scottie. Walter closed the door still holding back his hysterical wife.
"JOSH CALLED AND THAT MORON HUNG UP ON HIM!"Audrey yelled.
"Well at least we know he's alright."said Walter.
Josh yawned and opened his eyes. He threw a pillow to the next bed. "Get up Drake."he said. He sat up and was surprised to find that Drake wasn't there. "Hm. He must have gone down to breakfast already."Josh said to himself and he took a shower and got dressed. He walked down the stairs.
"Hello Joshy!"said Josh's grandmother cheerfully. Laura looked up from the paper she was reading and caught Josh's eye before she looked away. Chrissy was putting lipstick on looking bored.
"Where is that cute brother of ours?"she asked not even looking at Josh.
"I thought he was down here."said Josh scratching his black hair.
"Tony go find Drake."said Laura snapping her fingers to get the man's attention who was staring at the table eyes un-focused. He got up and started searching the house. Josh looked at his mom and opened his mouth to say something but then closed it. He didn't know what to say. His mother was on the run and had kidnapped him not even two weeks ago after not communicating with him for 10 years. Now she was just ignoring him. Maybe she didn't care about him...Josh sat down at the table frowning.
"He's not in the house number 1."said Tony entering the room. Laura made a noise like a growl. She stood up.
"I'll find him."She hissed.
"momma don't hurt him!"said Chrissy shooting Laura a look. Laura just left. She knew where the boy would be. At the beach with the girls. She knew what type of guy Drake was. He was the hot guy, the cool guy who needed everyone's attention. She walked out onto the beach searching. It wasn't like Drake had any traits that made him stand out. This would be difficult.
Drake smiled at April. He had just borrowed someone's surf board and tried to surf with her. They were both bad at it and that's what made it so funny. "Your so fun to be around with, Drake."sighed April.
"Ain't it the truth?"said Drake as he rapped his arm around the girl. The two sat down in the sand and began building a sand castle.
"Today has been so great Drake."sighed April putting a stick at the north and only tower of the castle. A wave came and washed it away. Drake looked at her and smiled. He leaned over to her and put his lips to hers...
"THERE YOU ARE!"yelled a voice making Drake jump. Laura Patterson was standing in front of them hands on her hips. "I've been looking every where for you!"Laura hissed angrily.
"Well apparently not everywhere or you would have found me by now."Drake said. Laura gritted her teeth.
"Come on. Say goodbye to your friend."said Laura pulling him up roughly by his hair.
"ow-OW"Drake yelled and pulled away from her and put his shirt back on.
"I'll see you later April."Drake muttered.
"Goodbye Drake..."April said looking at Drake sadly as Laura pulled him away.
"You totally messed up our date!"Drake snapped.
"That wont be the only thing I'll mess up if you don't stay in this house!"yelled Laura pushing Drake through the door. Drake fell on his back on the kitchen floor and groaned. Laura slammed the kitchen door shut. Josh helped Drake up. Laura shot Drake a nasty look. She was furious.
"Josh your mother is exactly like you, she doesn't know when to leave people alone!"Drake said.
"Hey!"said Josh. Laura bared her teeth at Drake like a rabid dog and exited into the next room slamming that door as well. Tony went after her looking worried followed by Josh's grandmother.
"Do you guys wanna play I never?"asked Chrissy grinning at the two boys.
"Whats that?"asked Josh.
"Sure we do."said Drake with a smirk. Chrissy grinned and pulled the two into the basement. "You know Chrissy. You were much hotter as a red head."said Drake looking at her dark brown hair. Chrissy ignored him and sat down on a rug. Drake and Josh also did so. Chrissy leaned over into a small refrigerator and took out a bottle of beer. She smiled darkly.
"What is that?"asked Josh nervously.
"It's a bottle of beer stupid."said Drake.
"What exactly is the purpose of this game?"said Josh nervously.
"The rules are simple you say I never than you finish the sentence. If it's something you did you drink. If it's something you've never done you don't. I'll go first."said Chrissy.
"You mean drink that!"said Josh with a squeak pointing to the bottle of beer.
"That's kind of the point of the game Josh."said Drake.
"I wont do it. I will not drink that foul drink!"said Josh.
"Oh come on Josh. It's just a game. Don't be a loser."said Drake.
"You promised you'd never drink again!"cried Josh.
"This isn't drinking. This is...doing my part in a game!"said Drake. Josh glared.
"I never kissed a girl."said Chrissy. Drake took a swig and handed it to Josh. Josh stared at the bottle than at Drake.
"Take a drink."said Drake.
"No."said Josh.
"You mean you've never kissed a girl?"said Chrissy.
"I have but..."said Josh.
"Just take a drink. Your not going to get drunk from one sip Josh."said Drake. Josh stared down at it and back at Drake and Chrissy.
"Wouldn't this game be much better with a bottle of something else? Perhaps juice?"said Josh.
"Where is the fun in that?"demanded Chrissy.
"I wont do it."said Josh.
"It's okay Chrissy. technically he hasn't kissed a girl. Mindy his hardly a girl.My theory is she's an alien and isn't even a sex."said Drake. Chrissy giggled. "Lets see...it's my turn. I never went out with someone so I could kidnap them."said Drake glaring at Chrissy. Chrissy smiled and took a swig.
"I've never fallen in love."said Chrissy.
"Me either."said Drake truthfully. Both looked to Josh.
"Aw jeez"he said throwing his hands in the air and he picked up the bottle slowly and looked at it and swallowed hard. He plugged his nose and put the bottle to his lips and took a small sip and spat it out.
"YUCK! THAT'S DISGUSTING!"Josh cried. Drake and Chrissy laughed. Chrissy took it and took a drink. Drake and Josh stared at her confused.
"I have fallen in love."she said with a grin.
"I'm done. I am not drinking that thing anymore. Come on Drake lets go do something else."said Josh.
"Nah you go ahead."said Drake taking a drink from the beer bottle. Josh walked over snatched the bottle from Drake's hand and threw it to the ground where it shattered to pieces.
"JOSH! You killed it!"yelled Drake.
"You promised you wouldn't drink again Drake. If your not going to keep your promise, I'm going to keep it for you! You could get addicted to it Drake! Do you want that? Didn't your father die from that!"yelled Josh. A hurt look passed over Drake's face.
"Look Josh don't talk about what you don't understand-"
"I understand perfectly fine Drake! I'm Drake I'm all high and mighty and cool. I'm gonna drink because it's cool even though I promised the ones who love me I wouldn't! Drake your drinking poison. That's what your drinking. You made me a promise."Josh yelled. Drake looked at the ground.
"I got your back man. I'm not going to let you make a stupid mistake again...now come on. There are some cool video games upstairs."said Josh pulling Drake upstairs. Chrissy stood quietly deep in thought and smiled.
"Well isn't that sweet."she said and went upstairs to watch the boys play. She saw her mom and Tony talking quietly. She shook her head. Tony was in love with the woman. It was obvious. She sat down on Drake's lap. "Hey I can't see the TV."said Drake.
"So?"said Chrissy with a giggle.
"Josh!"yelled Laura.
"uh."said Josh zoned in on the game.
"Call your father and that step monster of yours!"Laura yelled.
"Not a monster!"Drake yelled. Josh stood up and walked into the kitchen and snatched the phone glaring at his mother.
"She's a better mom than you."Josh said voice dripping with venom. Laura winced and walked out of the room. Tony followed.
"Don't let it get to you Laura."Tony said.
"What do you mean? He hates me!"cried Laura.
"No he doesn't. You two just need to spend some quality time together. Now he doesn't know that you asked me to bring him. He thinks I brought them with out your knowledge. If you spend some time with him I bet he will warm up to you."said Tony. Laura smiled and walked back into the room with Tony. Josh was dialing the number.Chrissy looked to make sure Josh was out of the room. She grinned.
"Come on Drake. Lets go finish that game of ours."she said with a smile. Drake smiled to and stood up and the two went down into the celler. Chrissy pulled out another bottle of beer grinning.
"Maybe I shouldn't..."said Drake scratching his head. He had made a promise. Josh was right, he should keep it.
"Oh come on. What could it hurt?"asked Chrissy.
"This is some sort of test. And you know what? No I wont drink it. Josh put you up to this didn't he?"said Drake crossing his arms.
"No."said Chrissy and she opened the bottle and took a drink. She looked at Drake and licked her lips. "I Never denied a drink."she said with a smile handing Drake the bottle.
"And I have failed the test."Drake said taking a swig.
Bad Drake. No cookie.
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