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I heard new drake and Josh episodes are coming in October...yey!
Laura sat at the kitchen table looking at her coffee moodily. Josh was dialing the number to his house. "Hello? Mom! It's Josh. Yeah ah huh. Yes I'm wearing clean underwear. Yes. Alright. Yep. Hi Dad. Yes uh huh. Yes. Alright. The Bahamas... Yes the Nassau International Airport. Yes were in Nassau. I saw a sign dad that's how I know. Yes by the beach...yeah grandma's house... Okay...yup, hold on..."said Josh he looked at Laura. "It's for you mom."He said handing her the phone. Laura stared at the phone darkly.
"Hello?"she said. Josh sat down. His parents would be coming to get them as soon as they could. Probably on an afternoon flight today. Although he was a little concerned where they got the money for that kind of a trip. Josh listened as Laura argued on the phone. "FOR THE LAST TIME WALTER I DID NOT MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN!"Laura shouted and she shut of the phone fuming. Josh smirked.
"Looks like we wont end up staying here for a month or two."Josh said. Laura merely stared at him. Josh went back into the living room to continue playing video games. He was surprised to find Drake and Chrissy gone. Josh sighed. They must be drinking. "I guess my brother will never change..."sighed Josh. He had really believed his brother wouldn't drink again. That his brother would be smarter this time.
"What are you doing?"said a voice. Josh looked up at Laura.
"Playing video games."Josh replied.
"Can I play?"Laura asked.
"Yeah I guess, if your up for the challenge! No one can beat the Joshster!"said Josh.
"Your on."said Laura sitting down on the couch grabbing a controller. The two began playing. About an hour later Josh showed her a few magic tricks which amused her highly.
"Alright I have a magic trick of my own..."Laura said taking a deck of cards out.
"I don't get it."Tony said to Laura's mother as he watched the two.
"What?"The old woman asked.
"She's the leader of a gang, and yet she's playing video games and doing magic tricks while she should be trying to find the rest of her men and re-group."said Tony.
"If you really knew her it would be refreshing to see her like this. You think you know her Tony but you don't. If you want an idea of what she's really like, look at Josh. There so alike it's scary.She was so sweet when she was young...than it went all down hill."said the old woman and she began humming a tune sweeping. Tony blinked. "Besides your the one who told her to bond with him. It's sweet."said the old woman. Tony crossed his arms. Josh smiled. His mother really wasn't so bad. He was seeing a side of her he hadn't seen for ten years.
"You know Josh...I am sorry. For everything. But I cant change the past."Laura said.
"Everyone deserves a second chance."said Josh. Than his thoughts went to Drake. Yes he to deserved a second chance. Even if Drake came upstairs drunk Josh would have to forgive him.
"Number 1 we have important business to discuss."said Tony entering the room.
"If I didn't know better I'd say your jealous."said Laura.
"Jealous of a 12 year old?"said Tony.
"I'm 16!"yelled Josh.
"Whatever. Anyway this kid's dad and step mom are coming. It's more than likely they will bring cops. We need to leave, now."said Tony.
"I know Walter. He wont bring cops."said Laura.
"He might not have a choice. Lets just try to look for an escape route."said Tony. Laura rolled her eyes and followed Tony into the kitchen. Josh smiled. She wasn't that bad, not really.
"Ever notice a connection with you and psychotic people? I mean your girlfriend's psychotic, your mothers psychotic and maybe even both your sisters. That being Chrissy and Megan."said Drake who had appeared out of no where.
"Drake your not drunk!"said Josh and he hugged him.
"Um yeah. What you said to me really got to me so...anyway...um did you call mom and dad?"asked Drake changing the subject. Josh nodded.
"There going to be here soon as possible."said Josh. Drake frowned.
"Looks like I'm never going to see April again."Drake said.
"Who?"said Josh.
"A girl I met-at least I think her name was April...or was it June?"Drake muttered. Josh rolled his eyes.
"You need a long term relationship like I have."said Josh.
"That's what you call it?"Drake said. Josh glared. Chrissy walked in the room laughing holding a bottle of beer. Josh tore it out of her hands and threw it out the window.
"Hey!"cried Chrissy. Josh smiled. They spent the rest of the day playing card games and betting.
"HA! Royal flush I win."said Josh.
"He's good at pool, good at poker, man your a goldmine Josh."said Drake looking greedily at his brother. When they got home he would let the cash flow in. Laura walked in looking annoyed. "Well hey there scary lady."said Drake. Laura scowled. "Not really chipper is she?"Drake said.
"Josh your idiot father has no idea where the house is."said Laura.
"He'll find it. All he as to do is look for Gran and ask around about her."said Josh looking at his grandmother. Laura sighed.
"What ya playing?"she asked.
"Poker. Josh is winning. He wins at pool wins at poker, Josh you could make me some serious money!"said Drake.
"Must I remind you of the evils of hustling? EVILS!"said Josh. Laura looked amused.
"Can I play?"she asked.
"Sure."said Drake. It turned out that Laura was skilled at poker, or very lucky.
"Alright I'm done I'm sick of losing to those two."said Chrissy standing up. Tony came in.
"Laura! I thought you were making important phone calls!"cried Tony.
"I did."said Laura. There was a knock on the door. Tony answered it and a pizza guy game in. He paid the man and shut the door in his face after grabbing the pizza. "See. Pizza is very important."said Laura.
"You were supposed to be making phone calls to the other members of your gang! So we could escape! If you get caught your going to get locked up forever!"cried Tony.
"yeah yeah whatever. I win!"said Laura again. Tony gritted his teeth annoyed. Drake grabbed a slice of pizza along with Chrissy who watched the game.
"Laura if you get arrested you will never see your son again!"yelled Tony.
"Want some pizza Tony? It's delicious."said Laura. Tony made a noise that sounded like a growl and walked into the kitchen slamming the door.
"I wonder what his problem is?"said Drake. Laura shrugged. There was knock at the door.
"That must be mom and dad."said Josh. They stood up and went into the kitchen. Laura started cleaning her gun which made them all nervous. Josh's grandmother was cooking and Tony was sitting there with his arms crossed.
"You gonna get that Tony?"said Laura nodding towards the door. Mumbling Tony stood up and opened the door. Audrey ran him over followed by Walter and four officers.
"Put your hands up!"One of the officers commanded.
"DRAKE! JOSH! MY BOYS!"Audrey cried tears of happiness rolling down her cheeks as she hugged the two. Walter walked over to them next. Tony and Chrissy both put their hands up. Laura aimed her gun at one of the men.
meanwhile at the Parker/Nichols home...
"WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!"yelled Megan smacking her head against the table.
"Now now Meg don't do that! I've been sent here to watch you until your parents come back with your brothers. Were gonna have fun! We can watch...uh...the little mermaid or something!"said Scottie patting Megan on the back.
"I HATE YOU!"Megan yelled.
"Is today opposite day? Well I hate you to Meg give me a hug!"said Scottie hugging her.
"If you do not remove your arms off me in the next three seconds you will no longer have them."Megan said calmly. Scottie moved them quickly. Megan sighed. Why couldn't her parents have Mindy babysit her? Actually that was a good idea.I'm gonna call a friend."Megan told Scottie and she picked up the phone. "Yeah Mindy? Get over here NOW. News? Yeah they found Drake and Josh, there on there way there-okay bye."said Megan she turned to Scottie. "She's coming over."said Megan.
"That's cool."said Scottie. A few minutes later there was a knock on the door and Mindy entered.
"When will they get back?"cried Mindy happily.
"How should I know?"said Megan. Scottie looked at Mindy shocked.
"Meg! You didn't tell me you were inviting a babe over!"he said and he got down on his knees. "Will you be my girlfriend sweet sweet pretty vision of loveliness?"asked Scottie.
"She's dating Josh ya boob!"yelled Megan. Scottie stood up looking disappointed.
"But uh...it was a generous offer."said Mindy patting his hand. Scottie looked happy.
"I will never wash this hand again...It has girl DNA ON IT!"he said happily jumping up and down.
"So what do you wanna do while we wait?"asked Megan.
"Watch a movie?"said Mindy.
"That sounds great! Lets watch the one with the red head mermaid!"said Scottie.
Back in the Bahamas...
"We will shoot! Put the gun now!"yelled the police officer pointing his gun at Laura.
"So will I."yelled Laura and she threw a gun to Tony. "GET 'EM!"she yelled. The two began shooting. Audrey screamed and pulled Walter and the boys out of the way. Tony had his gun right at one of the police man who were unarmed.
"OH!"said Josh and he stood in front of the police man.
"Out of the way kid!"yelled Tony as Laura shot the other officers in the leg.
"No way!"said Josh. Tony put his finger on the trigger.
"I'll shoot."he said. Josh stood there. Tony took a deep breath.
"JOSH LOOK OUT!"yelled Drake and he shoved Josh out of the way. Josh fell to the ground as Tony pulled the trigger and the bullet hit Drake.
"DRAKE!"yelled Josh.
"MY BABY!"cried Audrey.
"SON!"yelled Walter looking at Drake with concern. Tony than shot the police man who looked shocked. The police man fell.
"TONY YOU IDIOT!"yelled Laura.
"We have to get out of here now, while the cops are down!"Tony yelled jumping out the window motioning for Laura and Chrissy to follow.
"No way man."said Chrissy looking at Drake with concern.
"Just go you idiot."Laura hissed. One of the cops who weren't badly injured pointed their gun at Laura.
"Put your hands on your head!"he yelled. Tony left.
"Relax. I'm going to call an ambulance for you, your men, and the kid."said Laura picking up a phone. Josh sat next to Drake looking at him with worry. Audrey and Walter came over to. Audrey pushed back Drake's hair.
"D-Drake why did you do that?"asked Josh in horror. Drake forced a smile.
"Ever since we have been brothers you've always had my back. Well Josh it was time to return the favor..."said Drake and he gasped in pain. "I've got your back this time."Drake said and let out another gasp of pain. The sound of the ambulance could be heard.
"Don't worry Drake your going to be fine. You'll be fine I promise!"said Josh letting tears drop. The door opened and they brought the wounded into the ambulance. Cops came in as well pointing guns at Laura.
"Ya know technically I haven't done a crime in this country..."Laura could be heard saying as they pulled her out.
"Your going to be fine baby I promise."Audrey said as they lifted Drake up. She held his hand.
"You'll be fine son!"said Walter and they came into the ambulance with Drake.
cliffy. mwahahaha