Ziggy's Corner: Yay! Good Reviews! And I was the first every to create a Bo-BoBo story at AWESOME I MADE HISTORY! Okay, I'm going to do this a little bit different than the rest of my stories. I normally answer reviews at the end of the chapter, but in this case, where our hero's world is just so topsy turvey, I'll answer them at the beginning.
AnimeDutches: Yep, I know who the characters are from InuYasha, and yes, they are coming in the story. Not this chapter, but they are coming! Thanks for the love, and praise (although I was aiming at making milk come from your nose, not blowing your head off with laughter, sorry).
narutofan0: Thanks, and rest assured this trailblazer is coming with more chapters. I don't know when you'll see them, but you're getting them.
MeraNova: Damn another victim of a painful head, instead of nose milk. Well I'll just try harder to make even less sense and more humor, ;). Thank you for the praise.
spinningcannon: Thank you, but did I get you to shoot out milk? Rest assured Armstrong is not done with this story, and yes sighes Don Patch gets more scenes as the story goes on. Don Patch leaps for joy and pumps his fist. "They love me, they really love me!" Flips through the phone book. Erm. . . What are you doing? "Duh, getting their phone number, I want to hire them as my new agent!"
O… Kay. And with that little bit of egomania out of the way, on with the next chapter!
When last we left our heroes, Bo-BoBo had a really nasty tooth ache, and Beauty fell straight asleep on the floor of Robot City Station. Not to take the rules too easy, State Alchemist Armstrong decided to intervene, and a battle ensued, which cost a sly villain his or her, depending on your point of view, life. Of course since Envy was a Homoculis he really couldn't die, so the whole scene was pointless. After that the heroes dined on rich German Halloween chocolate and floated away peacefully to this new chapter.
Beauty covered her hands over her ears and shook her head violently. "Floated away peacefully! Everybody puked and we were swept away in the tide!"
Yes but it's much more romantic if you see if from my point of view. It brings in the readers!
"The narrator's right, Beauty," Bo-BoBo said, sitting next to her and Don Patch in a materializing boat in the form of a bunny. "We need the readers."
Don Patch listened to the two talk, holding a salami stick with a line of floss and tossed it into the water. Soon he felt a tug on the other end, and yanked up, lifting a large, balding man onto the bunny boat, who flopped and flipped like a fish, his mouth opening and gasping for water.
"Hey, how did the author get caught on a floss line?" Beauty asked.
"That's not the author," Bo-BoBo said, looking down at him.
"But he's bald as the author," the pink haired cutie said.
"But the author has red hair, not gray like this one. And look, the author doesn't dress in a business suit," Don Patch said. "This man clearly works for King Baldy Bald." He turned into a deadly ninja star and launched himself at the old bald man, but just as he did, someone called out, and he stopped in the air.
"Hey, who's messing up my big heroic scene!" the throwing star asked, glaring at the author.
Little did the shiny orange egomaniacal star know, that two young girls were rowing in one direction, and a group of ninja in the other.
"Well now I do."
"Who are you people, and what do you want?" Bo-BoBo snapped. "And most importantly, do you have any BEN-GAY BECAUSE MY HINNIE REALLY ITCHES!"
"Bo-BoBo, Ben-Gay isn't for your butt!"
"You are in the way of our mission," a tall thin ninja with his headband covering one eye and a cloth mouth piece over his face said. He had long gray hair and seemed very aloof.
A short chubby ninja with blonde hair and what looked like whiskers on his face stood up and laughed at his teacher, "That's Kakashi-Sensei to a tee, believe it!"
"Naruto, sit down and shut up," Kakashi snapped, forcing his pupil to the boat. He turned the author and pointed, "And you stop making accurate descriptions of me."
"Now just a second, I was about to pass down righteous judgment on this man," Don Patch snapped. "There can't be this many cameos in one chapter, it would take too long to do, and then my agent, spinningcannon would be very unhappy."
Spinningcannon hasn't even returned your calls YET!
"So, it doesn't mean that they'll never return them." He turned to Kakashi, who was pulling back his headband to reveal.
"What is Bo-BoBo doing in his eye?" Beauty screeched.
"What, AGH, GET HIM OUT, GET HIM OUT, GET HIM OUT!" Kakashi danced around like a buffoon, until the ultimate defender of all things hairy wiggled free from the eye.
"That was gross," Bo-BoBo said. "It didn't even sale any undies my size in there."
With the explosions of a thousand white hot suns, Kakashi blew up, and left nothing but a cute little doll of himself resting in Naruto's boat.
"Why did he explode into a doll?" Sakura asked. Shaa, he's so cute that way. Of course not as cute as my Sasuke. The pink haired girl turned to her idol, and at the same time looked at two equally pink haired women staring at him, as he stood to defend his fallen master.
"You know Yumi, that ninja dude over there is really kinda cute," Ami said as they rowed up to a flopping Kaz.
"Hey, why am I flopping like a fishie?" Kaz asked.
Bitch slaps Kaz Shut up you.
The will of the author is GREAT!
"Owwiiee," Kaz moaned.
By this time even the little heroine of the Bo-BoBo series had to admit that Sasuke was cute, and even said so.
"You know, I never realized how cute Sasuke is."
"NOOOOOOO! You can't have him. Neither of you can have him," Sakura screeched, leaping onto the body of Sasuke. "My Sasuke, mine, mine, MINE!" Sakura and Sasuke plummeted to the water in what seemed like a watery death.
"Ah, you killed my friends," Naruto cried. The boy moved his hands around and in a puff of smoke became a thousand different Narutos.
"Trying to gang up on me, eh?" Bo-BoBo snapped. "Well Snot To-Day. Snot Boggie, machine gun, rapid fire attack!" The hero lifted his chin, and thousands of booger soldiers flailed from his nostrils, striking all of the shadow clones.
Meanwhile Don Patch was still stuck in mid air, hovering over a cowering Kaz.
"Will you hurry up all ready, I'm getting craps!" With the motion of the wind, the ninja star shot to his prey, and sent him spiraling up into the sky with a round house kick. The poor man screeched and reached for the nearest thing he could find, a fluffy cloud, but dropped as his hands slipped through it.
"Sorry," Goku cried. "You can only hold on to Nimbus if you have a PURE heart." The Saiyin flew far away, as Kaz dropped onto the boat yet again. A cackling Don Patch tied him down with jelly, and shook his fist at the author.
"No more cameos this chapter already; I want a staring role here!"
Thou hast angered the spirits of the author, and his number one fans of his other stories! Now thou must pay the price!
Poor Don Patch and Kaz were overwhelmed by the power of Vanguard Ziggy's number one fans from lead by TheShoelessOne, who were all mostly female. They tied the two up and forced them to watch the most chick flickest chick flicks of Japan of all time!
"NOOOO," Kaz wailed. "Not Nana the Movie!"
"Hey, wait a minute," Beauty said, turning her attention to "That movie hasn't even been released yet, and besides, why aren't Bo-BoBo and Naruto fighting anymore?"
It was true, the two heroes sat in front of a table eating Ramen and veggie burgers.
"Beauty, violence is not the answer to everything," Bo-BoBo said. "NOT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE AN EATING CONTEST!"
Yumi held a white flag over the contestants and pulled it down. "Pig Out!" she cried.
"This does not make sense!" Beauty whimpered.
"It's not supposed to make sense," Sasuke said, watching the contestants devour their food silly. He looked down at a gasping, giggling Sakura and sighed. "All right, this has gone on far enough."
"What?" Beauty asked.
Bo-BoBo stood in front of Sakura and yanked her off Sasuke's leg with his nose hairs. He reached up and pulled off her face, to reveal premier Japanese Cosplay player, Jan Kurotaki. "Where's Sakura?"
Giggling, she said, "My Sasuke, my Sasuke, mine, mine, MINE!"
"I see," Bo-BoBo said.
"You see what?" Yumi asked.
Bo-BoBo walked over to Beauty and tore her head off, revealing it to be a mask, and there was Sakura.
"I think I'm going to be sick," Don Patch groaned.
And so another adventure concludes, Bo-BoBo and Naruto tied in their eating contest. Jan Kurotaki was sent back to Japan, weeping over the Sasuke she would never have, Don Patch and Kaz learned their lessons about questioning the will of the author.
"But I never questioned his will," Don Patch whined. A brick dropped from the sky and knocked him out.
Quiet you. Puffy AmiYumi went on to become rock goddess. But what happened to Goku?
"Man, if I had known there was a food contest down there, I would have had a bigger role in this chapter," the Saiyin hero cried.
And what about Beauty? If Sakura was really Beauty in disguise where did our heroine really go?
"You idiots left me in Robot City," Beauty roared, looking at the screen. She glared at Fender and shook her head. "I'm still not going on a date with you."
And let's not forget the biggest questions of all! How did the author get an advanced copy of Nana the Movie, and why was it even mentioned, seeing as how he despises that manga! And then where are Ed and Al?
"Welcome to McDonald's can I take your order?"
Ed looked at the screen, his eyes squinting. "Hmmm. I don't know, everything looks pretty good, what do you say Ed?"
"First Vanguard Ziggy has Rots stuff guinea pigs in me in her fan fiction, The Mirror of Torment, and then he has us miss the last chapter, and NOW THIS! BROTHER STOP BEING AN IDOIT AND ORDER SOMETHING! I'M A SUIT OF ARMOR, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT TASTES GOOD?"
Ed looks at Al, smiles and nods at the drive through computer screen. "He has a point. So I'll just take one of everything."
"WHAT, BROTHER WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!"
"Sure we do." Ed transmutates Al's beloved kitten collection into gold bars, and uses them as money.
"CURSE YOU VANGUARD ZIGGY!"
Will Al's curse come true? Will Vanguard Ziggy have to buy a new computer because his old one's monitor is breaking off? Where is Waldo? For the answers to these and other pressing questions, tune in to the next exciting adventures of… THE BOBOBO FILES! (The theme to the X-Files plays and Bo-BoBo and Beauty stand in the last credits dressed in F.B.I. uniforms).
So, is it still funny? What did you think? Oh, and stop by Rots fan fic, The Mirror of Torment, a FullMetal Alchemist story. It has given me a lot of inspiration, in case you couldn't tell. LOL. Just tell her that Vanguard Ziggy sent you.