Ziggy's Corner: Okay, I now have six reviews! One past five, so that means I have a hit here. Of course this is only for the first two chapters, so hopefully I continue to have a hit after these chapters are updated. Again right as I know it, there is only my Bo story, so that could also help, it will be interesting to see how this thirty year old dude's story evolves when there are more stories on the Bo-BoBo link. Anyway AnimeDutches, you get your long awaited wish, InuYasha and a few of his characters are in this chapter.
And now to my new reviewers:
LiStEn2UrHrArT2: I hope that these five chapter updates will be found by you to be just as humorous. But dang! Still no laughing until milk comes from somebody's nose! Oh well, I'll just have to take the love!
Crazy-as-hell: LOL great another fan with a name that makes them sound like their nuts! Hopefully no one is planning on ripping my clothes of to sell on the internet. I know how it is to be up so early and get hyper. As you saw in chapter three, the Naruto cast debuted here, but don't despair, you may just see more of them in the future.
And now on with the SHOW!
In our last episode of the BoBoBo files, our heroes, Bo-BoBo and Beauty somehow managed to travel in the past, and run into a young newspaper man, who would later become one of the greatest Jedi of all time.
"I want a lawyer," Anakin Skywalker demanded. Someone strapped a rocket to his back and he was sent off into deep space without an oxygen suit. Anakin exploded.
A talented robot driver saved our heroes and quickly returned to the past to fix their mistake, but not before Bo-BoBo and Benjamin Franklin beat King Baldy Bald's henchmen to toast. Unfortunately Franklin became toast when he was accused of creating Disco, and in the end, our heroes settled down to a nice refreshing cup of tea.
"And it only cost us fifty pounds, plus shipping tax," Bo-BoBo said. "BUT I STILL WISH SOMEONE COULD HAVE BROUGHT BACK RASBERRY TEA," he and his uvula wept. A uvula is the thing in the back of your throat that vibrates when you talk, and causes you to puck if it's touched.
"I hate being touched, what can I say," his shade wearing uvula snapped. "Especially when Bo-BoBo's tonsils try using me as a punching bag!" His tonsils tried it yet again, and the dynamic little flesh device beat the crap out of them.
Beauty ignored the insanity of the day, still trying to figure out how the Spikey haired kid had managed to return back to his normal form after exploding into happy dust.
"The will of the author is great," he said. He looked at the pink haired cutie, who put her hands to her lips, and the two slowly slid together, caught in each other's embrace, about to kiss when the narrator intervened.
HEY, this fic may be rated K+ right now, even if the author meant it to be a T, but even as a T this fic is being read by young people, so knock it off you two!
"Hey, you threw water on us," the Spikey haired kid shouted as water drenched him from hair to foot.
"That wasn't nice," Beauty snapped,
"That's absolutely correct!" Bo-BoBo growled. From out of no where the hero picked up a massive bowl and held it high over head. "EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WHEN YOUNG LOVERS ARE ABOUT TO KISS, YOU THROW PUUUUUDDDDDDIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG ON THEMMMMMMM!"
"Wait, that's only if we get married," the spikey haired kid protested. Suddenly the two were dressed in wedding garments, and there the entire cast of Bo-BoBo sat in the pews, crying their hearts out.
"It's so beautiful," Bo-BoBo sniffed.
"Yeah, well I always cry at Bar Mitzvah's," Don Patch wept. They hugged and tossed pudding at the two love birds.
"We're not LOVE BIRDS," Beauty wailed, "And we haven't gotten married!"
"So now SIT!" The Spikey haired kid shouted.
A white haired teen, with dog ears, and wielding a large sword dropped from the sky, and landed face first into pudding.
"Ah man, that mean's he gets to be married next," a disappointed, sobbing Bo-BoBo said. "I'll never get to be a BRIDE!"
The newcomer rose to his feet and glared, "What the HELL! Aren't you a guy? And what the hell is going on here? I was just in the fight of my life with Naraku, how did I end up here?"
An evil laugh filled the valley and a large, spidery man swept down on them all. "Now InuYasha, I can finally finish you off." But before he could manage to pull out his next attack, Beauty screeched, pointing a finger at the villain, and Naraku turned into PeeWee Herman.
"Oh God no!" Miroku cried, "She created a worse monster!"
"Thank you Beauty," Pee-Wee laughs in a nasally voice, "Now I can use the Shikon Jewel Shards to force children to buy my merchandise!"
"No, that's horrible," Beauty cried, and then frowned. "Um, why are you rubbing my butt?" she asked Miroku.
"You worthless pervert," a naked Sango screamed. The nude demon hunter leapt out of the shadows, and beat Pee-Wee to death using Miroku's body. "Wait, why am I naked?"
"Well, why not be? Will you have my children now?" a very happy Miroku asked.
The author blushed and quickly made good his mistake, dressing Sango in very fine, demon hunting clothes. Sorry Sango.
Unfortunately, as Sango was busy slapping the author silly, Pee-Wee/Naraku was changing into his most hideous form yet! A form so insidious, so horrible that preschool children have been cowering in front of television sets around the world for the last fifteen years!
Barney the Purple Dinosaur giggled, "Who wants a hug!"
Everyone shot to their feet, and screamed no at the same time. "I'll take care of this menace once and for all!" Bo-BoBo yelled. The blonde afro hero rushed into action, taking off his pants, and revealing one of his most unique attacks. "Hairy legs of Fury!"
The evil dinosaur laughed at the attack, battling along side his minions, who were once Kohaku, and Kagura, and Kanna who had now turned into three of the four Teletubbies. Why the fourth one wasn't there, no one seems to know, but I personally think that Dipsy was too busy hugging that darn vacuum cleaner of theirs too much.
"This has gone on long enough," InuYasha shouted. Pulling the Tetsusaiga out, the long white haired hero rushed into battle with the other hero, but was stopped by a familiar cry.
"Sit boy," Kagome said.
"Wait minute, why am I not falling to the ground?" InuYasha asked in a low whisper. He turned to look at Kagome, and his eyes tapped danced out of his head. "YOU'RE NOT KAGOME!"
"How could you tell?" Bo-BoBo asked, standing there in Kagome's clothes. He looked at his chest and blinked. "I didn't use enough tissue paper, is that it?"
"Tissue paper? My breasts aren't that big!" Kagome came out of no where and shot an arrow at Bo-BoBo, and might have struck him dead, if it hadn't been for his afro opening up, with a tiny version of himself holding a mirror and deflecting the arrow back at the evil.
Naked demon slayers? Heroes using tissue paper in their bras? Girls with big breasts? My pardon sir, but you really need to make this a T rated story. Anvil drops on Narrator's head. Ouch.
I know that you Dofus, I meant to make it a T but the computer slipped and made it a K+ instead. Now back with the story! And no more interruptions!
Naraku and his evil henchmen blew up into cotton pieces and the day was saved. Or it would have been had Naraku hadn't turned back into his evil form yet again.
"Hah, nothing can stop me, nothing!" he said with a gloat.
Suddenly an elderly woman opened a door in Bo-BoBo's hair and jiggled her finger. "Naraku, you come inside this minute and stop trying to take over the world!"
"Aw mom," the great villain groaned.
"No groans young man, or I'll send you to live with Aunt Vivian!" at this the great evil monster roared with terror, and quickly rushed into Bo-BoBo's hair. Our hero quickly took his afro off, and drop kicked it into space, where it exploded right where Anakin had been at the beginning of the story.
"Wait, I don't understand, how did Bo-BoBo know Naraku's mother lived in his hair?" Beauty asked.
"It wasn't my hair," he chuckled, turning around, re-froed. "That was my Bo-tastic, Bo-bambard mommy clone attack!"
"Oh!" everyone said.
"Besides everyone know his mother lives inside my nose!"
"Your nose!" Beauty screeched.
"Sure, its roomy, got good rent, and Naraku's aunt Vivian is the one who lives in the left nostril."
"Well duh, everyone knows that," InuYasha said.
"You did not," Kagome snapped. "Now sit boy," she yelled.
Both InuYasha and Bo-BoBo dropped on their faces and the girl had to do a double take. "I didn't know that would work on him too," she whispered.
"IT DIDN'T, I JUST LIKE THE TASTE OF THIS DIRT!" Bo-BoBo laughed insanely.
Will Bo-BoBo ever get tired of eating dirt? Will Naraku have to go live with his Aunt Vivian in Bo-BoBo's left nostril?
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Naraku cried. "They don't get cable in that side!"
"Tell me about it," his uncle moaned.
"We get digital cable up here," the squirrels giggled.
Are Beauty and the Spikey haired Kid really married, and if so, is Beauty going to get an annulment?
"What do you think?" Beauty asked the Narrator, scowling.
"WHAT! Ah man, but I just opened up all these really cool wedding gifts," the spikey haired kid groaned.
Will Vanguard Ziggy ever change the rating of this story? Er wait, we already know the answer to that. Sorry boss. But the biggest questions of all is, why is he still single, and what happened to Ed AND AL!
"GREAT! We missed another chapter thanks to you brother!" Al moaned. "I told you to ask for directions, but NOOOO not you."
"Shut up Al," his brother growled.
"Now look where we are! Straight in the middle of Barstow, California!" Al whined and whined. "It's so boring here."
"Why didn't I just let the spirits take you?" Ed groaned.
Stay tuned for the answers in the next exciting episode of, THE BOBOBO FILES! And really, why is this story called The BOBOBO Files, I mean has anyone seen any files? A nuclear bomb drops on the narrator. OWWWWWWIIIIEEEEEEE!
Kay, another one bites the dust! I hope everyone is still enjoying this!