Ziggy's Corner: Okay chapter seven! I hope I'm still on the ball with this series, because I've had a blast writing it, and I have many, many ideas for numerous other chapters. This could be my longest story of all time Anyone who wants to have me put in more cameos, just name the show, movie, book, anime, cartoon, etc. and if I know them or get bored, or you describe them as best you can, go for it. I'm a nice dude, for a thirty year old. Anyway, on with the show! 7 chapters, seven reviews.
Masterful Foxboy A. Keysoonaer: Heck, there's a name not easily forgotten. Rest assured, I intend to keep going.
When last we left our heroes, Don Patch had gone to the city to return the wedding gifts Beauty and Gasser were given, and give the nice folks their money back. Unfortunately he suffered a spot of greed, and a really nasty boo boo, and was considered bone fragment by Seeley Booth and Temperance Brennan, who he then cast in a remake of Gone with the Wind, which received many negative reviews, and ruined either persons chances at a movie career.
"Curse you Don Patch," the two main characters, both still bald, from Bones cried out.
One of King Baldy Bald's henchmen followed Don Patch to the city, and a fight ensued that left Seeley and Brennan balder than a baby's little bottom.
"They already know that, do you have to rub it in?" Temperance growled.
With the help of Gasser, Don Patch neatly took care of the fiend, and enjoyed his nearly complete chapter all to himself, leaving the scene to prepare for his second film, a remake of Casablanca.
"I'm doing a sci-fi version of it, and putting in lots of zombies for special effects," he said as he sipped a soda by a Hollywood hotel pool. The ninjettes surrounded him and giggled as they rubbed suntan lotion in.
Alright enough of that, let's let him wake up and start the episode.
"NOOOO, I was just about to get one of their phone numbers!" Don Patch woke up and looked around his surroundings. Everything was black, with the exception of numerous little twinkling stars.
"Where are we?" he asked.
"For some reason Bo-BoBo decided he wanted to know what it would be like to be a star, so he jacked a ship," Beauty sighed. "But that's not like him, why would he steal something?"
"I didn't steal anything," Bo-BoBo said, floating in space, dressed as a star. "I told that NASA guy that if he would let us borrow this ship, I'd name myself after him."
"Bo-BoBo, where is your air helmet!" Beauty screeched, her eyes growing the size of hot dogs.
"Are you out of your MIND YOU CAN'T BREATHE IN SPACE!" Don Patch said. "At least not without Spacial Cookie dough," he turned to the audience and smiled, holding a can of cookie dough, "yes Spacial Cookie dough, now in special pizza flavor. Remember no cookie is really a stellar cookie unless it's been made with Spacial Cookie dough."
"Oh for crying out loud, this is stupid!" Beauty cried. "I thought we were on our way to battle King Baldy Bald, not name ourselves after some NASA guy, or sell cookie dough. AND PIZZA FLAVORED COOKIES!"
Don Patch grinned and held up a new can, "Now with extra pepperoni!"
"Who eats pizza flavored COOKIES?"
Just then Gasser walked in, chewing on one of the cookies, "Hey, these are pretty good. They kind of give me indigestion though."
"Oh I give up," Beauty groaned.
"Beauty, that's no way to talk," Bo-BoBo snapped.
Our Bodacious hero floated in space, his body shinning in the eternal night, right along with his boogers, when suddenly a ship spun passed him and sent him flying toward the sun! Oh is this it? Is Bo-BoBo doomed to a life as a crispy critter? Will Beauty ever be the same again!
"Yo, narrator, get a grip," Bo-BoBo said, sitting at the control center of the ship, dressed in captain's clothing.
"HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!" Beauty screeched.
"Never mind," Bo-BoBo roared. He flipped a few buttons and spun the space shuttle toward the ship that nearly hit him. "We have a fight to win."
"Yeah, well maybe its time you learned who you picked a fight with," a teenage, rebellious voice snapped on the intercom.
A computer screen slid down across their window shield, even though none of them could figure out how it happened. . .,
Bo-BoBo, Beauty, Don Patch, and Gasser looked at the screen, "How did that happen?"
they asked.
"My name is Yamamoto Yohko, and I'm the head pilot of Terra, and since you've entered a designated war zone, I'm assuming that you want a fight!" She was tan, with green cat like eyes, and a spunky spirit.
"Yohko, don't get too overzealous," a redheaded man who seemed to be her superior, or at least overseer.
"Oh come on Lawson, calm down at let me do the work," the girl said with a sly grin and a wink of her playful eye.
"Yohko, get a grip," a girl with brown hair and a shiny forehead snarled. "We're a team, which means we're all in this together, so back off."
"Wow, that forehead is really shiny," Beauty said, backing away from the screen. "Do you think that King Baldy Bald uses this girl as a blinding weapon?"
"WHAT! Now come on, that's totally unfair!" Madoka whined, ignoring Yohko's mad giggles and glares in her direction. The teenage girl wasn't laughing for long.
Using his incredible powers of justice for hair, Bo-BoBo launched himself out of the cockpit, and into Madoka's listening closely to her hair.
"What's going on?" Ayano and Momiji, the other two pilots of Terra cried.
"You're hair is very disappointed in you," Bo-BoBo said to the girl. "You've tried conceal it, use fancy hair sprays on it to suffocate it, and constantly wear hats to block it from the sun's rays! You really should treat it with more respect." Before she could react, Bo-BoBo spread some kind of weird goo all over her head, and began scrubbing her scalp.
"Hey, this is against the code of conduct in space battles," Madoka cried. "Although it does feel rather refreshing."
"There, I'm done, and now your hair has gotten tan it has wanted for a long time," Bo-BoBo said with a big smile.
"AH MY GAWD! I'M BLONDE!" Madoka looked at the audience and sighed. "My IQ level just dropped fifty percent."
"Now wait a minute, that's going to far!" a busty young woman in red clothes snapped.
"Sister Rouge is just upset because Capt. Fuligar dumped her again," her sister Lote giggled, flying her own jet in the war. She was only ten, eleven at best, and already a complete dunce.
"Shut up," Lubrum, another of the Red Snapper pilots, and the more tomboyish of the four sisters of that team snapped.
"Are you sure she's the one whose tomboyish?" Beauty asked.
"I thought Erutron was," Gasser said to the author.
The author is away from the computer right now, so he can't answer your questions.
"Not this again!" Beauty cried.
"At least there wasn't a beep this time," Don Patch said, trying to be helpful for a change. "Hey, that hurt!"
Beep
"So sister Rouge, who the heck are we fighting?" Lubrum asked. "Team Terra, or these guys?"
Just as she asked this, another pilot entered the air space laughing maniacally.
"Mwaaahahahaaaaaaahaaaaha! Yamamoto Yohko, I'm back for my revenge," Sylvie Dread cackled. Bo-BoBo looked at the light purple haired, bispecaled woman, and sneazed, blowing up her ship, and forcing her to teleport from the vessel. "Oh come on, this isn't FAIR!"
"Wait, why did Bo-BoBo sneeze?" Beauty groaned.
"I'm allergic to maniacal laughter," the hero said, his nose hair wiping the snot from his nose, and pulling it back in. "And to war too, so I've got a message for all of you! If you want to mess up space, that's your place, but I'm trying to eat tofu, then it's Snot-Fu You!"
His nose hair reached out and slashed seven of the eight ships, leaving only Yamamoto Yohko and her ship remaining.
"Wait, when do people eat tofu in space?" Yohko asked.
"Yamamoto Yohko," another blonde woman said. She had an air of power around her, and her skin was as dark as a sandy beach.
"Sand beach isn't dark," Beauty cried.
"It can be if its near a volcano, or polluted," Gasser said.
"Gee, thanks for that," the dark skinned woman sighed. Admiral Rion looked at the girl and pointed a finger. "There's too many odd balls out at night, your mom doesn't want you anywhere near them."
"Oh come on, how do you know that? You guys pulled me from the past, to fight for you!" she groaned.
"Team Red Snapper went back into the past and brought her here."
"CURSE YOU ROUGE!"
"Ha, see, blondes can use their heads too," her first rival said with a giggle.
As Yamamoto Yohko fled off to get a sever scolding by her mommy, a massive battle ship materialized from space and a slimey squid like alien with red eyes looked out into space.
"Hey, come on, this isn't fair, I paid good money to watch that fight!" the commander of the Glorft Armada groaned.
"It's Snot-Fu You," Bo-BoBo cried, and grabbed the battle ship with his nose hairs, tearing it in half.
"Oh no, not again. I've been bested by another Earthling idiot!" The Glorft commander blew up with his ship as Megas raced to do battle, and halted in mid motor blast.
"Ah man, I wanted to do that," Coop groaned.
"Dude, we've got to get out of here!" his best friend, and professional coward, Jamie screeched. "That guy just blew up the Glorft using his nose hairs!"
I just said that.
"And now I'm hearing a really irritated voice in my head! No, wait, more than one irritated voice, THOUSANDS OF THEM!"
Jamie's hair screeched at the top of their lungs, "WASH US, WAASSHH UUUSSS!"
"All right, you got lucky fella," Coop growled, staring at his friend for a moment before turning to Bo-BoBo, I wanted to take you out for doing what I really wanted to do, but since my friend here is going a little nuts, we'll have to call this thing a draw!"
"I never got to see who won the Grand Prix," the Glorft commander cried, somehow returned from the grave.
A flashy car raced through space, on a materialized road, and transformed into a robot. With a single punch it slammed the Glorft Commander back into oblivion, and thus defeating the great evil, giving Bo-BoBo the day off! "Man, I can't stand a guy who's a whiner," Liz Riccaro growled. "Oh well, I guess I'll go beat up Takeshi."
"Hey, that's not nice, now is it, Luca?" Amy Stapleton asked her cat.
"Meow," said the cat, who could communicate with electronic devices, but was conveniently free of them at the moment.
"The cast of IPGX is here too?" Beauty cried. "No it's another multi cameo chapter!"
"Don't worry, we're at the end." Gasser smiled and stroked her hand.
"I'm not going to marry you again," Beauty said with narrowed eyes.
"Waahaaa," Gasser cried.
Will Beauty ever remarry Gasser? Will the cast of IPGX ever have a full cameo chapter of their own?
DAMN STRAIGHT, THAT SHOW IS WICKED COOL!
"Sure, now he's at the computer," Beauty sighed.
What will become of Yamamoto Yohko when her mommy is done with her, and does anyone even know about this anime series except for the author? And will Coop get his revenge?
"Actually Coop and I made peace," Bo-BoBo said. "But you're disturbing our dinner, so could you please move on?"
"Yeah you mooch, get out of here!" Don Patch growled.
"This double fudged fat cooked burger tastes pretty good, you're right Coop," a shampooed Jamie said, his arm around a newly blonde Madoka.
"Blondes really do have more fun," the girl giggled.
Is the author out of his mind, and has the evil ever really been beaten? This and all of the other questions will be answered in the next exciting installment of the BOBOBO FILES!
"No they won't," Beauty snapped. "You'll just find new ways of making new questions and never . . ., wait, a double fudged fat cooked burger? HOT DOG I'M IN!"
So, am I still doing okay? I'm still having a blast, review, review review!
And on that note, two more reviews!
Kanwi & Super Chibi Girl Kawai: Well you girls have really pleased me, Lol. Of course You kinda made Don Patch upset by submitting so early Kanwi.
"I HAD MONEY THAT THEY WOULD HAVE DONE THE LONGEST REVIEW OF ALL TIME," Don Patch wailed.
"Of course they liked me, and all my shiny beauty," Armstrong said.
Er, yeah. blows up Armstrong.
"They're going to be mad you did that, Vanguard Ziggy," Don Patch said.
So? I plan to bring him back in another chapter anyway!
"They're names are a little wiggy," Bo-BoBo said with a goofy look on his face. "I feel like just TICKLING THEM!"
"Bo-BoBo, you can't go around tickling people because they're names make you wiggy," Beauty sighed.
"Well I read in a tabloid that it's a known fact that Super Chibi Girl Kawai likes getting tickled, so there!" Bo-BoBo pouted.
"And I happen to know that Kanwi doesn't like it one bit," Beauty snapped. She turned to the author, "Can we please move on now!"
LT8: As you have seen, I found that out too! (Gasser's name). But thanks for the info. I most certainly am going to but the Fairly Oddparents in this, they're funny!
And yet even more reviews this fine Thanksgiving Day! Bringing me to 12 reviews total!
Sneere: DANM! Thanks for the review, but I'm not sure if you have had too much coffee, or are just A.D.D! My friend you have totally wigged out Bo-BoBo!
"I'm totally wigged out!" Bo-BoBo cried, nibbling on birthday cake. "It's tickling time!"
"Wait, it's not your birthday!" Beauty cried. She slammed a pot on his head to calm him down. "And no tickling because you get wigged out, for crying out loud!"
"HAPPY BAR-MITZVAH!" the hero cried.
"Bo-BoBo is Jewish?" Don Patch screamed.
"Why doesn't the author just review to these new reviews in a new chapter already?" Beauty whined.
Because then I'd be on line even longer, and some chapters and stories wouldn't get updated!
"Well anyway, I don't want to get into a fight," Beauty snapped.
"You may not have a choice," Gasser said.
Kingdomraindrops: Thank you so much, rest assured, I will indeed update a lot of chapters!
Anon E. Moose: Thank you so very much too! I'm pleased everyone is having fun with this! Hmm, normalcy. I'm not sure, but I'm not going to cross it out of existence either. The problem is, I heard that Bo-BoBo is allergic to normal things.
"Yeah, I break out in a rash on my …," he began.
"BO-BOBO! KIDS ARE READING THIS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Beauty screamed at the top of her little pink lungs.
Okay, until I get more reviews, here's to the end of the chapter!