Ziggy's Corner: Okay, okay I get it. You all want me to add another chapter past the one I was going to give you, well, okay. It GET IT! You ask, and I supply! Its demand and supply! Beauty screamed, "I thought he said the last chapter was the last chapter until he updated!" Beauty, Beauty, Beauty, you just don't get demand and supply. I couldn't just let my fans suffer with just five updates when they wanted six. Now be a good little girl and wait for the announcer. "Alright," she moaned.
Anywho, now I have 14 reviews! Kool. And its all thanks to two new reviewers, who I'll address here.
Reni-chan-too-lazy-to-log-in: Damn that's a long name! Anyway thanks for the correction on Gasser, or should I say, Heppoko Maru. Thanks for the love, and you betcha I'm putting in Yu-gi-oh, and Teen Titans, but unfortunately I am unfamiliar with Ranma 1/2. I've seen the manga, but never got into it. Maybe if Cartoon Network picks it up I'll try to put it in.
AngellicChaos: Whoohoo gang! We've managed to kill a person with laughter! Cast and crew cheers triumphantly But still no milk coming from anyone's nose. The cast and crew, with the exception of Beauty weep bitterly But let's not give up hope. Thanks for the thumbs up, I hope you like these new chapters as well as the first two.
Okay and away we go!
In the last exciting chapter of the BoBoBo Files, Bo-BoBo decided to become a shining star and blasted into outer space with his friends and partners in protecting hair. There they came across a war zone between the Terra Team and the Red Snappers from StarShip Girl Yamamoto Yohko fame. Our bodacious hero quickly analyzed the situation and brought peace to the warring groups.
"Wait a minute, what peace? He shampooed Madoka's hair blonde, and then sneezed and blew up Slyvie Dread and then blew up the Glorft!" Beauty moaned. "There was no peace accord written."
"And he didn't tell me not to rinse it out," the teenage girl groaned, looking at her dull boring brown hair again. "No I just made dates with the Princes Adam and Zuko!" Madoka ran off crying her eyes out.
I never said that there was a peace accord written, I just said that brought peace to them. Anyway, as I was saying, Bo-BoBo protected space from the horrors of war, and went on to star in his own televised movie, Bo. It was beautiful, it was moving, and it won so many Academy Awards that Bo-BoBo decided to dye his hair Gold.
"HE DID WHAATTT!" Beauty turned to look at her companion, and sure enough Bo-BoBo's fro was so golden that he could hardly walk. Besides him a very angry Don Patch marched, grinding his teeth as dark sparkly lights flickered in his eyes.
"Won so many Academy Awards that he …," he turned to the author and snapped a finger out at him. "Listen buddy, you just wait until you update all of these chapters and SpinningCannon agrees to be my agent, then you'll be sorry!"
"Wait a minute," Bo-BoBo said. "The author is eating Macaroni and Cheese at this very minute." His face changed from a sensible man, into a lunatic and he attempted to rush out of the story, into the author's bedroom. "Macaroni is pasta! PAAAASSSSTTTAAAA!" Unfortunately he got stuck and had to wait six months before he could lose enough weight that he could wiggle back into the chapter.
"What is wrong with me?" Beauty groaned. "I could have stayed in my village, lived a normal life. But no I had to ask to come along with Bo-BoBo in the manga, which lead to the Japanese Anime, to the American Manga, which lead to the American show, and now I have to put up with fan fictions abuse!" She fell on her butt and moaned.
"Cheer up Beauty," Gasser said. "It can't get any weirder than it already has."
Unfortunately Gasser was wrong.
Don Patch reared his back and began hissing vilely, reaching out and scratching the air like a fiend. "Roerar," he said.
"Roerar? What's Raerar?" Beauty stood up and studied the word in the dictionary, shaking her head and tossing it behind her, which bonked the ninja star, candy thingy hero on his head. "Nope, nothing, there's no such word."
"Beauty what's wrong with you?" Bo-BoBo asked, dressed in a long, patched up, black robe. He rubbed his hands together and cackled as he walked over to Don Patch. "You could have hurt my little kitty, Patchriel," he patted Don Patch on his head, and the other purred like a cat.
Beauty wanted to ask what was going on, but before she could the crew quickly carried trees and bushes on stage and rushed away.
"Did you find those sweet little morsels," Bo-BoBo cackled.
"Okay we get it, the freak thinks he's some kind of alchemistic wizard, and Don Patch is his cat," Gasser groaned.
"But what are they hunting?" Beauty asked, looking through the bushes. Suddenly a very tiny line of pee shot up and hit her in the eye. "OH MY GODDDD!"
"Is it the Hair Hunt troops?" Bo-BoBo screamed.
"No you idiot it's just Baby Smurf," Don Patch snapped, reaching into the bush and pulling out a tiny, wailing figure.
"Aw he's so cute," Beauty said, holding him up in her hand, forgetting that the infant had whizzed on her. "Wait a minute, you and Don Patch were trying to EAT HIM WEREN'T YOU?"
"Beauty, you know I'm a vegetarian," Bo-BoBo scolded. "So since Smurfs are made out of tofu, the answer is YEESSSSS!" He launched himself at the Smurf and halted when he heard battle horns.
"This way my little Smurfs," Poppa Smurf shouted, "To honor, glory, and Smurfdom!" Billions of the little blue nineteen eighty collectibles rushed out, waving battle swords and pitch forks. That was until they saw the size of their opponents.
"Smurf this," Shitass Smurf snapped. "They're not Smurfing paying me enough Smurfberrry pies to support my Smurfing Smurf family for this!"
"Smurf you, you Smurfing Smurf of a Smurf," Poppa Smurf roared. "We won't Smurfing tolerate any Smurfing cowardly, Smurfing cowards like you!" With his wand he turned Shitass Smurf into a big pile of pig dookie. "Now, on to glory!"
Unfortunately for the Smurf army, Bo-BoBo and Don Patch had decided to swallow the tasty little tidbits of evil as Poppa Smurf ranted.
"Wait, Smurfs aren't evil," Beauty snapped.
"How did you ever come to that conclusion," Gasser scolded the narrator.
The Smurfs made people fall in love with their annoying language and different variation of the same tiny blue man, and gave King Baldy Bald all their money in the year three thousand, it's in the history books, you goobers!
"Well that explains why I failed that one history test," Gasser said thoughtfully. He turned to Poppa Smurf, and bent over. "Fist of the Back Wind," he snapped. A yellow puff of air gagged the evil dictator who fell over and gagged to death.
"Lash of a Thousand Boogers!" Bo-BoBo shouted. His nose hairs shot out, dragged Gargamel and Azrael the cat and thumped those evil baldies good too, and tossed them out into space.
"Where did they come from?" Beauty asked. Suddenly she felt a tug at her leg, and she saw Smurfette and the tiny population of Smurfs with hair look up at her.
"Thank you for saving us from Poppa Smurfs spell," the blonde Smurf said. "Could you please hand us Baby Smurf so we could find a new home to raise him?" The tall human smiled and held the baby who giggled and threw up all the other Smurfs onto the dirt.
"WHAT THE HECK!" Beauty screeched, her eyes growing wide.
"Weren't you listening," Bo-BoBo sighed, looking at the baby, he himself wearing a diaper.
"Duh Beauty," Don Patch said, also wearing a diaper. "The narrator only told us that Gargamel and his cat made a deal with Envy to enslave the world for King Baldy Bald."
"HE DID NOT!" Gasser snapped.
I did too, I just didn't speak it out loud. Anyway Bo-BoBo and his friends made peace with the Smurfs, and Poppa Smurf promised that if they ever ran across the mystical files of Bo, the Smurfs would bring it to the heroes.
"If we ever run across the Mystical Files of Bo, we'll get them right to you," Poppa Smurf said smiling.
What did I tell you?
"Wait, I thought you were an evil Smurf?" Beauty cried.
"No, Smurfing listen to the narrator, Beauty, he said that Envy kidnapped me and took my place."
"So … stinky … can't … move!" Envy said, nauseous at the stink bomb he had been attacked with.
Brigadier General Hughes stomped forward and clamped the Humonculi in chains. "Thanks for the help in apprehending this freak."
"WAIT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!" Beauty screamed.
"Hmmm, good point. By the way, anyone want to see a picture of my precious little angel?" He reached into his pocket for his pictures, and there was a roar of horror and a stampede of feet as everyone but Envy took off for the hills. "Now how did they know that Christmas was coming up? How nice of them to all go off and buy her a present without seeing her face." He looked at the villain and knelt down. "You wanna see?"
"Oh God, JUST SHOOT ME NOW!" Envy cried.
Will Envy get shot? What is everyone going to by Hughes daughter for Christmas? How is his wife going to react now that she's married to a zombie!
"We have to buy fifty thousand pounds of raw meat just as an assurance that he doesn't try and make snacks out of us," she groaned.
And what about Edward and Al? Where were they in this chapter?
"Yep, no doubt about it," the doctor said, looking over the metal suite of armor.
"So give it to us straight doc," Ed groaned. "We were almost in this chapter with everyone when Al started acting weird. What's wrong?"
"FullMetal Alchemist, I'm afraid that your brother Alphonse has a very bad case of… the Smurfs," the doctor sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Get them out of me, get them OUT OF ME!" Al moved and jerked but he couldn't get rid of the Smurfs who had abandoned their mushroom homes for the convenience of the twentieth century steel body.
"We should have gone modern years ago," Poppa Smurf said. "Al has much better cable than those stupid fungi ever did."
"Get out, get …, wait, I get cable! WOOOOHOOOOO! Twenty four hours seven days a week of football channels at last!"
"And here I was just starting to get him to notice me," Martia groaned. "Why does this ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME WHEN I MEET A MAN I REALLY LIKE!"
Will Al ever notice that cute little blonde chimera, Martia? Will Ed get his jaw off the ground at either of their responses? And will Bo-BoBo ever find his blessed files! Stay turned for the furthering adventures and mysteries of THE BOBOBO FILES Star Trek Next Generation music plays with the cast dressed in that style of costume
Okay, how was this chapter? I hope I'm still doing a good job!