"Another UPDATE!" Beauty's head was spinning around.
Ziggy's Corner: Yes Beauty, I have six more reviews, making twenty reviews, and I bought a Manga last month, so I have new ideas! But still, does anyone know the series Starship Girl Yamamoto Yohko?
"OH GOD NNOOOOO!" Beauty screamed until her face turned purple and she fainted dead away.
OOKkay. That being said, Let's get to them reviewers shall we?
Warrior: I hope to update this weekend so hopefully that will be soon enough for you! And I will definitely consider putting the Sonic cast into the series. I think Bo-BoBo would really go wiggy on Eggman/ Dr. Robotnic.
funnyman24: Will try! Don't know if I'll accomplish it, but let's see what we can do.
pointless people of Pluto: HEY, that was less than five minutes between reviews! Anyway, I think you are the first to review both chapters! I think. If I'm right, congrats. If by oc's, you mean original characters, or series someone has created, sure that could work, but you have to tell me who it is that you'd like to see. Thanks again for the love, Sara and hope you'll enjoy these next chapters.
tea: Is that tea like iced tea, or tea as in Tea from Yu-Gi-Oh, or Tea as in Tea Leoni? Lol. Okay sorry, I couldn't resist. Yes as you saw in chapter three, they were in that chapter, but still seem kind of late in the ball game. Sooner or later they'll get "into" the story, but probably closer to the end. Their constantly missing the boat is kind of like a running gag in this story.
finalfantasys-child: Cfyo guum hysa (this is sway kool name in Al Bhed). Do you like every game in the series, or just certain ones? My favorite is Final Fantasy 6 (FF3 for the Super Nintendo set). Naruto is most definitely part of the story as you have seen. Naruto vs. Ed Elrich? OOOOHHHH that would be interesting. You may just see that situation at that! And a combat about milk between those two, in a Bo-BoBo story? Wow that is just begging to be written! Damn now I may just have given somebody an idea and their going to get to it before I do. Oh well. Thanks for the praise, and hmm, it seems like I might still be the only Bo-BoBo writer at at the moment. Kool if that's true, but come on folks, let's get this movement on and get the Bo-BoBo ball rolling!
And now, on with the show!
When we last left our Bo-dacious adventurers, they came across a Smurf War that would drive any sane child collector crazy! There were Smurfs coming out of the woodwork, Smurfs coming out of Bo-BoBo's ears, Smurfs coming out of poopie, and dookie and tears!
"None of this makes any sense," Beauty complained, tapping her foot.
But then we learned that the evil Smurfs were being controlled by the equally evil, if somewhat lame Envy, and in a confrontation, Bo-BoBo left him flat out. So now where do we find our heroes? Why in the world's most famous theme park …
"Disneyland?" Beauty squealed.
"Universal Studios?" Gasser asked.
"My Mom's bedroom?" Don Patch yelled, leaping up and down with excitement.
"Your mom's bedroom?" the two previous characters snapped. "That's just gross!"
"Oh, oh, I know," Jelly Jiggler said, pumping his jelly arm. "Knot's Berry Farm!"
"Wait, what are you doing here?" Beauty asked. "You're not part of the group in the anime yet."
Jelly Jiggler smiled and waved a fat colorful book in his hand. "Manga," he said in a sing song tone.
"But why do you want to go to Knott's Berry Farm?" Gasser asked.
Jelly Jiggler wiggled for a moment, tears coming from his eyes, and then there was a puff of smoke, and the candy man was gone.
"He always wanted to be jarred and sold in one of their stores," Bo-BoBo said, spreading Jelly across a slab of bread.
"WAIT, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO EAT HIM!" Beauty cried. "That's just gross."
Bo-BoBo looked at her and blinked. "NO WAY, I HATE JELLY ON MY TOAST!" The Afroed hero screamed, punching the toast along with Jelly Jiggler into space. "I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER!"
"So wait, where are we going then?" Gasser asked.
"HALLELUJAH LAND!" Jiggler screamed into his ears, blowing his eye balls out of sockets.
"AHHH, my eyes," Gasser cried. Scared out of his wits, the hero passed gas, and knocked down the Jiggly hero to his face.
"How did you get here?" Beauty asked.
"She brought me," Jelly said, pointing at a young girl with cute blonde hair and a pretty smile.
"Hi, I'm Suzu," she said with a cute voice. Beauty walked up to the new girl and patted her on her shoulder.
"I am so sorry he had to put you into this story," she croaked.
"Beauty CROAKED!" Bo-BoBo yelled. "No, it CAN'T BE!" He slammed a fist into Don Patch and sent that hero into orbit.
The Bo-BoBo Theater is proud, but hesitant to show you the latest chapter of the movie, The Boy Who Cried Bo.
Bo-BoBo stood as a little boy, holding the hand of a dead Beauty, weeping bitterly. "Mommy, mommy!" he sobbed.
"There, there son," Jelly Jiggler said, patting him on his shoulder. "There was nothing we can do. I tried telling her not to sniff the flowers, but she couldn't help it. And now she's gone."
"Oh my brave little man," Don Patch croned, dressed as an old woman. "It's alright, granny's here."
"WHAT DO YOU WANT OLD LADY?" Jiggler roared.
"I'm just trying to comfort my grandson, is that all right?" Don Patch screamed.
The two of them came to blows, and the young Bo-BoBo continued to cry until Louis Armstrong walked up to the woman, looked at the boy, and then pulled his breast muscles off, slammed them together and pressed them on Beauty.
"Okay while he's handsome that's just gross," Suzu snapped.
Beauty woke up and slapped both Armstrong and the author, while Bo-BoBo lived happily ever after with his mommy. His daddy and granny however killed each other and were buried in the cemetery. The end.
"I warned you about this," Beauty told Suzu.
"Yeah, the author is really weird." She turned to Bo-BoBo and nodded her head. "But I heard a rumor that some kind of files were taken by the empire to the amusement park. You're looking for some kind of files, right?"
"Yeah, but unfortunately we'll never get there before it closes," Bo-BoBo sighed.
"Um, excuse me," a young masked teen said, twirling a martial arts stick said, "Do you folks need some help getting somewhere?" Right next to him was a large black man, in metallic body armor, a small green boy in a purple jump suit, a cute red head with green eyes and a revealing outfit, and a goth girl in blue robes.
"The TEEN TITANS!" Bo-BoBo shouted. "All right! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS!" Leaping into the air, the crazed hero landed on Cyborgs head and began sucking on it, as if it were a bowl of pasta.
"AAAAHHHHHHHH GET HIM OFF ME, GET HIM OFF ME!" Cyborg cried, running as if his butt was on fire.
"Titan's go!" Robin snapped, and the rest of the heroes rushed to aide their comrade.
Don Patch began to shout a battle phase, but stopped sort. "Wait, what are we called?"
"It doesn't matter," Bo-BoBo said, having released Cyborg and was sipping a cup of raspberry iced tea. "All we need to do is know that those files are at the theme park, and that the Teen Titan's enemy, Slade is working for the Empire."
"Wait, how did you know that?" Beauty asked.
"You don't have some kind of slicing mechanisms in those teeth, do you?" Cyborg asked.
Bo-BoBo looked at him and shook his head, removing the 'fro to reveal a script of the story.
"WAIT, IF YOU HAVE A SCRIPT, THEN WHY DON'T YOU KNOW WHERE THE FILES WERE AT THE BEGINNING!" Gasser screamed.
Bo-BoBo looked at them, and tore the script up, making Jelly Jiggler eat the remains. "What script, there is no script, why bother to rehearse? SCRIPTS ARE A MYTH!"
"O-kay," Robin said, blinking, not believing what he head seen. "Is he on medication or something?" he asked Beauty.
"Let's get going, gang, there's bad guys to beat up," Bo-BoBo shouted, riding an elephant.
The group of heroes were confused, its true, but could do nothing but run after Bo-BoBo as the Teen Titan's machines were somehow destroyed, and they had no transportations. Little did they know that not one, not two, but three powerful villains were waiting to stomp them flat, and that the precious files had already been moved to a new location.
"They do now you loudmouth," Slade growled at the narrator.
"Oh Butter Biscuits," Plasmius cried.
"Hmm, a floating halfa, a nutcase in a metal suit, some green hair fiend constantly talking about money, THIS CAN ONLY BE TO THE WORK OF FAIRY GODPARENTS!" Crocker cried out.
"Money, money, money, money, money, hey the rest of you shut up, I can't meditate on money," Halekulami roared at the other villains.
Wait, I'm confused, I thought there were only three villains.
"THE WILL OF THE AUTHOR IS GREAT!" Crocker snapped, spazing out.
"Actually there are seven villains waiting for them," an evil little piggy giggled. "And when they come, they will have to face, ME, CHUCKLES THE EVIL PIGGY!"
So who are the other two villains?
"Let's just leave that to the interest of the fans," Slade said.
"Oh, that's good. Do you have an agent?" Plasmius beamed.
"I would, but spinningcannon hasn't called me back yet," Slade whined, rushing off screen.
So here it is guys, the first of an eight part mini-sub plot, with lots of cameos and heroes aiding Bo-BoBo and friends to free the amusement park. So who should be the final two villains for this arch of the story? Let me know. Maybe something from the movie, the Dark Crystal, or Admiral Zhao from Avatar fame? Your choice anyway. And do not worry, the story does not end with the end of this eight part arch, it will continue. Later.
Okay I just wanted you all to know that I had gotten a cold earlier this month, and now my monitor is really nasty, it looks like it is going to fall right off, and the computer repair guy simply made things worse. I'll try to update as soon as possible, maybe in May, but do not hold me to that, as my time is not my own in updates. I just promise to do the best that I can.