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I'm in a crazy mood today. You can tell by what I do in this chapter… MUAHAHAA!

Chapter Five: In Which the Author Gets Revenge on Shadow and Nightmare

The monotony of the bridge-naming ceremony having been broken, the Titans were battling it out with the Hive Five as the poor souls who had come to the ceremony watched.

Of course, the Hive Five isn't the greatest team. So they were easily beaten, and although the amusing insults that were yelled from both sides were interesting, it would be a waste of time and space to tell you about them.

So, finally, after the HF had been hauled off, the Titans excused themselves and headed back home. Walking through the city in the chilly rain, they realized that something was amiss.

"Uhh… is it just me, or is something up?" said the green one.

"I agree. Something is not down," said Star.

"Star's right. Something's… up," said Robin, sucking up to his girlfriend as always.

"Everyone's here, right?" said Raven.

"Uhh… yeah, unless there's a lost Titan or something," said Cy.

"Eh. Probably just the fact that its thunder storming in the middle of the winter…" said Nightmare nonchalantly.

The rest of them agreed.

"Waaait a minute…" said Shadow suspiciously. "Isn't it like, physically impossible for it to thunderstorm if its cold?"

"Yeah. And plus, it's winter, it should be SNOWING! WHICH GENIUS IS CONTROLLING THE WEATHER UP THERE, EH?" Nightmare yelled at the sky, as if that would do something.

Unfortunately, it would.

A voice was heard, seemingly coming from the clouds. It was, DUN, DUNN!

THE AUTHOR!
"THAT'S IT!" screamed the voice. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH YOU TWO! ALWAYS INSULTING ME AND GETTING IN MY WAY! YOU TWO ARE MORONS! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! SO I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO DO! I'M ZAPPING YOU OUT OF MY UNIVERSE FOR A FEW CHAPTERS! OR POSSIBLY FOR EVER! TAKE THAT YOU ANNOYING LITTLE WEIRDOS!"

Shadow and Nightmare gasped in horror.

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO US!" they screamed.

"OH, YES I CAN!"

"NOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

"OK! FINE! I'LL DYE BOTH OF YOUR HAIR A PERMANENT PINK!"

The two looked at each other in pure horror. "NOOOOOOOOO! WE'LL TAKE EXILE, ANYTHING BUT THE HATED COLOR!"

"That's what I thought…." said the voice cackling evilly.

A bolt of lightning came down and zapped Nightmare and Shadow. They disappeared.

There was an awkward silence for a few moments, until:

"Soo…" said Cyborg as if two of their teammates hadn't just dropped off the plain of reality. "Who wants pizza?"