Ziggy's Corner: Okay chapter ten! This is getting fun! Although I have to work with a new computer and can not publish as much as I had wanted to because of all of the info I've had to look up.
In the last exciting adventure of the BoBoBo Files, our hero Bo-BoBo won first place in the world wide national pasta ronni eating contest!
"What are you talking about?" Beauty asked. "We met the Teen Titans, and he tried to eat Cyborg's head!"
"It tasted like Ice Cream Flambe!" Bo-BoBo shouted excitedly.
"I thought you liked Pasta," Gasser said, looking at the hero as if he were mad.
"Ice cream!" the hero cried.
"Mazzarella soup!" Don Patch yelled, leaping into a bowl of toxic waste.
"Puppy dogs with gravy!" Softon cheered.
"PUPPY DOGS WITH GRAAVVYYY!" Beauty and Gasser screeched in unison. "That's just nasty!"
Softon frowned and looked at them. "What, I like bathing my cute little puppy with gravy. It make his fur shimmer." He held up a card of Shining FlareWingman, Yu-Gi-Oh card. "See how it shines in the light?"
"Your dog is a card?" Raven asked.
Anyway, our heroes traveled to the greatest theme park in the world to search for the mysterious Files they have been searching for. Unfortunately, the documents were moved by forces unseen, and our merry band of heroes must battle seven horrendous villains to pass through!
Bo-BoBo and the cast are dressed as Robin Hood and his band of Merry Men.
"I happen to be a girl!" Beauty cried. The next thing she knew, she, and Suzu, StarFire, and Raven were all dressed as Maid Marrian.
"Oh kay, I'm really ticked off now," Raven growled, yanking at her girly clothes and putting her robes back on.
"Could we get on to the next chapter, please?" Gasser groaned.
Okay then, let's get them ready to march into battle! But will they be any match for their first opponent? The deadly Slade?
Words appeared on the screen, and Bo-BoBo's voice is heard off camera: "Episode Ten, To Slade or Not to Slade, that's the Question!"
"Hey, he's never done that before!" Beauty cried. "At least not in this fanfics!"
They all approached Hallelujah Land cautiously, Cyborg checking out the schematics of the place, Robin making sure no civilian would get hurt in an upcoming battle. He looked up and gave a warning sign. There were too many people to risk a confrontation today. Unfortunately Bo-BoBo didn't get the message.
"I WANNA RIDE THE HEART STOPPER!" He cried, tongue wagging out as far as it could go. Behind him, Don Patch right at his heels, his eyes full of tears.
"That's no fair, you always get to get on the good rides first!" He punched Bo-BoBo down to the ground and raced him to the entrance, were members of the Hair Hunt unit stared blankly at them. "I wanna get a ticket for the Skin Peeler!" Don Patch said, jumping up and down.
"Wait a moment," Robin snapped. He hurried, but it was too late, the fools were already bursting through the amusement park gates, and rushing toward the gates. "We can't just charge in like this!"
"Too late man!" Cyborg sighed, "They're gone!"
"Whoo! Whoo! Party time!" Beast Boy cried. Soon he was gone too.
"This is getting out of control!" Robin cried.
"You really have no idea the mess you're in, do you?" Softon asked. They shook their heads and he crossed his arms. "Typical." Then he rushed off to either find the heroes, or act insane himself.
Ride after ride, trap after trap they pushed through, until they came to a sign called the Heart Stopper. "This is where Mr. Bo-BoBo said he wanted to go," Gasser said, looking at the large heart shaped building.
"We've got to be careful," Robin snapped. "The last ride I went on tried to chop me up into little bits with chainsaws."
"Yeah, and an agent of Slade tried to clobber me with a train that looked a lot like that Jelly Jiggler guy on the great express railway ride," Cyborg said. "That was until Jelly Jiggler tried to make him eat him!"
"He tried to make the agent eat him?" Gasser asked.
"Yeah, but the agent said he preferred peanut butter instead, and went for a woman made out of the stuff."
"What happened to Jelly Jiggler?" Robin asked.
"Dude got so upset for being turned down that he ran off crying about end it all!"
Somewhere else in the park, Don Patch is trying to talk an old friend out of a desperate act!
"Don't do it Jelly!" Don Patch cried out, looking to the heavens and to his friend.
"Its no use," Jelly cried. "No one wants to eat me! Everyone always prefers peanut butter, or tofu! What good am I anymore?" The blue hero shouted. "Why, Why doesn't anyone want me!"
"You're wrong!" Bo-BoBo cried out, appearing out of nowhere. "Everyone needs a little jelly in their life! Especially after brushing their teeth!"
"You don't know what you're talking about!"
"No," a tooth said, appearing next to Jelly. "He means it! Teeth need jelly like the world needs peace!" All over the sky doves circled in the hippie peace symbol.
"PEACE! PEACE! PEACE!" They sang! Bo-BoBo took out a plastic rifle and shot each and every one down.
"WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT FOR!" Don Patch cried.
"I hate pigeons!" Bo-BoBo snarled.
"But those were doves!" a child cried.
"And what about peace and jelly!" the tooth asked.
Bo-BoBo turned to him, smiled nicely, and kicked him miles away. "I PREFER PEANUT BUTTER!"
"Then it's the end of Jelly Jiggler as you know him!" the wiggly hero cried.
"NO! Don't do it!" Don Patch cried. "Don't change!"
"Its too late, I have to change now!" Jelly Jiggler. He rose up, up, up, and became the sun.
"JELLY JIGGLER IS THE SSSUUUUUUNNNN!" Beauty screeched, her eyes widening to the point of leaping out of her skull.
"Won't he melt?" Beast Boy asked. Just then Star Fire appeared, and looked at the ride.
"Where were you?" Robin asked.
"I went to the house of fun, but all I found was metal hands that tried to use the tickling on me until my nose oozed the milk," she said.
"At least you didn't get forced to listen to bad karaoke," Raven sighed. "Why did Slade hire such lame lackies?" The next thing she knew, the robotic hands grabbed her, and held her down. Somehow she ended up in a swimming suit, and then the hands began tickling her.
"THEY'RE TICKLING RAVEN WITH FEATHERS FROM RAVENS?" Gasser screamed.
"Titans, Go!" Robin cried. Before they could act, Jelly Jiggler leapt out of the sun, and swallowed the hands, feathers and all, before running like a maniac for the bathroom. "Okay?"
They entered the ride, and felt their pulses pound. There was no ride, just a really, really old guy standing up there, looking at a crowd of teddy bears and Bo-BoBo, talking about his cute puppies.
"No puppies are cuter than mine!" Softon growled, and pulled out an AK-47.
"Relax, it's me, your older self from ten seconds in the future," the old man said.
"HOW CAN HE BE FROM TEN SECONDS FROM NOW AND BE SO OLD?" Beauty cried.
"He doesn't even look like Softon," Bo-BoBo snapped. He leapt up and pulled off the mask. It was Slade standing there.
"Very good Mr. Bo-BoBo. I'm surprised you even figured it out. Now its time for me to end the beating of your hearts!"
A fierce battle erupted, hero vs. villain, good vs. evil, Seventies vs. Reganomics!
"Why is the narrator calling out the battle, instead of Vanguard Ziggy writing it?" Gasser asked.
"Good point, the fans are missing a lot of my good lines," the villain growled. Somehow something slapped them both with a plaid elephant.
"A plaid elephant!" Beauty cried.
The will of the author is great!
The will of the reviewers are even greater!
That's a good point! Hmmm… the author slaps Don Patch with a can of corn oil.
"WHY CORN OIL?" Beauty whined!
"WHY ME?" Don Patch cried.
The fans have willed it!
"You have forced my hand," a half dismasked Slade growled. "You will never get out of here alive!" He'd been beaten by Robin and Cyborg. Trampled on by Beast Boy in elephant mode, pummeled by Raven, Snot Fued by Bo-BoBo, stank up by Gasser, force feed snack food by Suzu and Softon, and kissed by Star Fire.
"KISSED BY STAR FIRE!" Robin cried.
"He's like you Robin, both you and your brother are good kissers!" she giggled.
Wide circled eyed and slack jawed he shook his head, "Slade is my brother!"
"Yes little brother," Slade breathed Vader like, "and now you must face my ultimate weapon! My masterpiece! None of you will escape alive! Behold …"
"Terra dancing like a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader!" Beast Boy cried out.
"Yes! Wait, I mean, what's going on?" Slade turned to see the girl dressed just as Beast Boy had said.
"Hey daddy," she giggled, "Catch!" She dropped kicked Don Patch, and the hero crashed into the villain and knocked him out. In his hand dropped the key to the next level, and Terra handed it to Beast Boy, dressed as a nineteen twenties Flapper. "Good luck!" Then she exploded into dust and left the heroes confused.
"I'm confused," Beast Boy said.
"I'm hungry," said Cyborg. "Who wants pizza?"
"Dude, I could totally go for some pizza!" Michelangelo, the teenage mutant teenage turtle said. Soon his brothers appeared and away they and the Teen Titans went to go for pizza. Bo-BoBo and his friends took the key from Beast Boy and turned to the next door.
"We have to keep going forward," Bo-BoBo sighed.
A pair of eyes watched the group, and chuckled. "Welcome to my parlor said the spider to the fly!" Plasmius cackled. "You have no idea what lies in store for you at all!"
What kind of diabolical plans does Plasmius have for our heroes? Will they get out of the theme park? Will Jelly Jiggler's diarrhea ever go away?
"It just keeps coming!" Jelly cried, as wet oozing plops dropped into the toilet.
Will Bo-BoBo ever find his files? What happened to Ed and Al?
"I'm telling you for the last time, I can't stand milk!" Ed snarled.
"Milk is great! Believe it!" Naruto snarled, pushing a glass of milk at the other boy. "It makes your bones strong and gives you lots of strength to grow!"
"Oh yeah? Then what? You were two inches before drinking milk shortie?"
"Shortie? That's rich coming from you!"
"Now brother, keep calm," Al pleaded.
"Who are calling so short that a germ would look like a giant to it?"
"Naruto, be nice," Sasuke snapped.
"You are, you tiny little freak, now drink your milk!"
"Oh I'll tell you what you can do with that damn milk!" Ed hissed.
Master Yoda appeared and sighed. "First the Clone Wars began, and now the begins the great Milk War," his ears lowered and he walked away.
Will there be peace in the milk front? You'll just have to wait and see for yourself in the next exciting chapter of the BoBoBo Files!