Ziggy's Corner: Okay here we go!
In the last exciting adventure, Jelly Jiggler,
"WOULD YOU SHUT THE FREAK UP? I'M STILL SHITTING MY BRAINS OUT!" Jelly cried.
Right, er… ahem. Anyway the defeat of Slade brought our heroes one step closer to getting out of the theme park. Now they must face the evil that is Vlad Plasmius!
"What makes French Toast crunch?" BoBo-Bo screamed at the top his lungs, glaring at a big bowl of cereal. "I know you know, just tell me!"
"Bo-BoBo, what are you doing, we've got to find the next enemy," Beauty cried from behind. Her eyes wigged out as the 'Froed hero began hugging the cereal dressed as a woman. "WHAT NOW!"
"Oh darling, I'll never leave you again," BoBo-Bo wailed in a feminine voice. "I'll never leave!" He turned and dropped kicked an approaching Dengaku Man into the air.
"Mr. Bo-BoBo has lost his mind!" Gasser creamed.
"Balloons who wants a balloon?" Softon asked, holding twenty bald men twitting peacefully!
"What the heck?" Beauty cried.
Plasmius looked at the heroes and chuckled. "How did those idiots beat Slade?"
"Yeah, they're totally incompetent!" Bo-BoBo said, looking down at his friends. Plasmius turned and choked as he looked at the hero.
"How did you get here?" He roared. "My lab is totally secret!"
"We took the pink pony!" Bo-BoBo said.
"Dude for the last time, I am not a pony!" Danny Phantom cried, trying to pull both Don Patch and Klemper the Friendly Ghost in pjs.
"I just want to be your friend!" Klemper cried.
"I'll be your friend," Don Patch said.
"Really?" asked an excited Klemper.
"Sure, you just have do to do one thing!" He grabbed the ghost by his collar and threw him at BoBo-Bo, "Get that guy, he owes me money!"
"Hey wait a moment," Danny Phantom cried, "I thought you guys were all friends!"
"Daniel, I'm disappointed that you would still refuse my offers of training!" Plasmius snarled. He blasted a red energy flame at the boy, who turned intaginate and reappeared. "And to join up with these losers!" He looked as Klemper attack Bo-BoBo, who turned into a fridge and sent the ghost into the frigid.
"I don't want to be your frrriiieeeeennnnndddddddddd!" Klemper cried as he drifted off into the dark, cold sky.
"Hey I didn't join up with them, they just sort of showed up as soon as I did," Danny said. "But as long as we're all here!" The heroes took defensive positions, ready for the attack. "You aren't going to use this theme park to brainwash people!"
"Using a theme park to brainwash people? That's just plain sick!" Bo-BoBo snarled. "Taking people's self control and using it as a chew toy!"
"Hey look at my new chew toy!" Don Patch called, chewing something bright blue in his mouth, as he was dressed like a dog.
"That's Jelly Jiggler!" Beauty cried. "You spit him out right now!"
"That's it, I'm going in!" Gasser leapt at the ghostly villain, who smirked and side stepped him twice, before grabbing his collar off."
"NOOOOOO!" the cast cried.
"What?" Plasmius asked, totally out of the picture.
Gasser turned into his giant baby mentality, and looked at the cruel villain, letting go an atomic blast of a fart, that sent the rich fruit loop into the wall.
"I… AM… NOT… A … FRUIT… LOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP!" He hit the wall hard and slumped down. "And I did not create this theme park to brainwash anyone," he smiled and flicked a switch. "This is what you'd call a set up!"
A wall opened and standing there, was… was…
Was what? Come on, tell me! I have to know, no one ever tells me anything!
You are the narrator, and you don't know?
Well Bo-BoBo used my script!
"For what!" Danny Phantom asked.
Just then Bo-BoBo walked forward, holding the script in his hands as he flushed a toilet. "I lost my toilet paper!"
"So you use the SCRIPT!" Beauty screeched, her eyes bulging out so far they looked like the pong paddles.
"I can't think of a better use for it," Gasser said, putting on his collar again.
"You can do that by choice?" Jelly Jiggler asked.
"You're BALD!" Don Patch screamed at Jelly.
"Whose bald, I just went to the barber, and…, OHMYGAWDI'MBAAAALLLLLDDDDDD!" Jelly Jiggler cried.
"You felonious find," Bo-BoBo growled at Plasmius, "What did you do with Jelly Jiggler's hair!"
"He's a walking, talking glob of jelly, he never had any hair to begin with," the villain snarled.
Jelly looked at Plasmius, wailing at what had just been said, as if he had no idea that he was jelly. "It… It brings me back to my childhood."
The Bo-BoBo Theater is proud to present, the sticky truth of Jelly.
Jelly Jiggler was a happy child filled with plenty of mirth and giddiness, he'd play in the field, he'd play in the valley, yes he'd even play in the…
A young Jelly can be seen playing in the toxic waste dump.
THE TOXIC WASTE DUMP!
"Mom can I have some Ice Cream?" the young jelly boy asked his mother, who was none other than Softon.
"SOFTON IS JELLY JIGGLER'S MOOOOTTHEEEERRRRRRRR!" Beauty belched.
"How can that be? He's a guy!" Plasmius snarled.
"Quite, the movie is playing!" Bo-BoBo yelled.
"No, no…," Softon said. "You're lactose intolerant!"
"But I want it!" Jelly cried.
"I SAID NOOOOO!" Softon yelled, blowing Jelly away with a bazooka.
"And so I went to work in the super market, the end!" Jelly said with a big smile!
"I thought Jelly and Mr. Bo-BoBo were friends as children," Gasser said.
Guys, guys, this is all fine and dandy, but what the heck is behind that wall!
"I'm a torpedo!" Torpedo Girl said, standing at the heroes heels.
"Unfortunately she's not what I had in store for you," Plasmius said with a wide grin. Thousands of undead zombies began flittering through the walls. "I hope you enjoy my entertainment!"
"You sent the unholy, undead for us, what that's snot cool, dude, so it's time for the Super Super, Nose Hair, Zombie killing blast, holy sunlight!" Bo-BoBo shouted. The zombies stopped for a second, but then continued forward.
"Dude, sun light kills vampires, not zombies," Danny said. The teen hero shot through the sky, and began blasting the rotting bodies, before he got tired. Unfortunately the same was true for all of the heroes.
"These are special, hair hunting zombies. Once they eat your hair, they'll eat your brains, and once they eat your brains, you'll die, and turn into spirit. Spirits that I can control and use to conquer the world!" Plasmius chuckled.
"Unfortunately, dad you forgot one thing!" a girl said behind him.
"Danni?" Plasmius, shrieked. His eyes turned bitter red with hate at his created, cloned "daughter", "Well I supposed this is as special day," he chuckled.
"I also brought some friends!" the girl said, and suddenly Beetovan's music began to play, and a light blue, hulk of flesh and bone leapt into the sky, twirling a shovel. The new hero landed with a thud, and went right to work, his dog, Cerberus at his side. Within minutes, zombie parts were all over the place, and Dirge was glaring at the villain. "This the guy?" he asked Danni. She nodded.
All the skin had rotted away from his head, leaving only a powerful skull, and his eyes. "You know how long it's taken to find you?" the heroic xombie snapped. The villain shook his head. "Day!" Dirge roared. "I had to protect Zoe even longer from the undead just to find you!"
Plasmius turned to see a little girl with pig tails, with a raven on her tee shirt. Standing above her was an Egyptian beauty, a xombie named Nephytus, wielding a scythe. She narrowed her own eyes at him. "Oh, hello, Plasmius, Vlad…,"
It was all he got to say, as Danny, Danni, Bo-BoBo, and Dirge beat him to a pulp. Nephytus twirled her scythe and tossed Plasmius into the ghost portal, which Jelly Jiggler quickly ate, thinking it was a large donut.
"Well I guess path two is gone, so what now?" Bo-BoBo asked.
"You'll have to go it alone," Dirge said. "I gotta get this kid to a human settlement before we're outnumbered by zombies smarter than this."
"And I've got homework that needs to be done," Danny said.
"And I've got to find a cure so I won't turn to ectoplasmic goo," Danni said. "Oh, but so you know, some pig is the third level boss."
"You mean he's sexist?" Beauty asked.
"No, she mean's he's a pig, darling, as in a real oinker, a pig!" Nephytus said as she walked away.
Chuckles the Evil Piggy watched the heroes part ways and er well, chuckled!
"Oh this is going to be rich! I'll finally have enough power to rule the world!" He began laughing, and laughing, until his sides ached. "Ow my little piggy spleen!"
What is Chuckles' evil plan, will Bo-BoBo manage to defeat him, Will Zoe have to have her hair changed a third time from Xombie, and buddy, who the heck are you?
I'm the narrator of Dave the Barbarian!
Yeah well this is my show, so beat it!
Tough, the author told me I could come onto the scene next! You've got a co-narrator next chapter!
That's it, I need a new agent!