Aliens Plus School Equals BOOM

Chapter 2 - Taruto's First Class

I'm really sorry I didn't update! Until this morning I had completely forgotten I had even written this story -sigh- Gomen.

Disclaimer: After all the times I've had to write a disclaimer it get's hard to think up something original. So I'll just say it: I DON'T OWN TOKYO MYUU MYUU (and were still trying to figure out weather or not Barbie is actually Masaya in disguise, sorry it's taking so long.)

"Damn you Kisshu..." Taruto muttered a bored expression on his face as he kicked the girls' uniform he had previously set fire to. Now that he had gotten a uniform that DIDN'T consist of poofy sleeves and a skirt he decided he'd better (as much as he didn't want to) go to class. Quickly reading over his schedule he noticed first period was English. "Blah." He commented as he made his way towards what appeared to be a seeming uneventful class with stupid, boring, and humanish humans.

Somewhere on the opposite side of the building Pai realized he'd forgotten to mention that Ichigo wasn't the only Myuu going to this school. But he shrugged off the thought knowing Taruto would soon enough find that out.

When the youngest alien reached his classroom he found his teacher already waiting for him outside the door. He sighed again. This woman did not look promising. For one thing, she was wearing overly brightly colored clothes (quite frankly it reminded him of that woman working at Limited Too see story: Banana Tears Chapter 5. NOT a pleasant memory). Also the way she talked made him feel like a child. (Not a very happy child either). Finally Taruto decided to just walk in the classroom and she if she'd stop talking about rules he seriously doubted he'd ever follow. Opening the door he quickly realized he'd made the wrong choice. Before he could step in the room or even make a face of disgust he was tackled and forcibly glomped nearly to death by a certain annoying blond girl.

"TARU-TARU NA NO DA!" Purin screamed using what appeared to be her maximum lung capacity. While Taruto struggled to get enough air to scream 'Don't call me that!' or 'let go!' some other equally annoying looking girls began to laugh and make comments like 'he looks like a girl' or 'what a funny name!'.

While the youngest alien was still struggling to free himself from the monkey-girl's grasp one of the other girls (Purin's friend... just for the hell of it let's call her Ethalsin.) came over and pulled on one of Taruto's pigtails. "Let's braid his hair!" she squealed and the other girls (including Purin) cheered in approval.

/Kisshu. You WILL pay for this. / Taruto thought attempting to gnaw off one of the arms of the many girls who were playing with his hair.

Meanwhile, Kisshu was still wandering around the halls looking for the gym class he was supposed to be in (In case anyone doesn't remember the end of Crimson tears, he doesn't have the BEST sense of direction.). Cursing at the useless map, Kisshu threw it to the floor and started jumping on it repeatedly and swearing at it. Pausing for a minute he watched two small children run past with terrified looks on their faces, and for the first time In Kisshu's life he realized that he might actually SCARE people. Ignoring the thought he looked up at the door right in front of him that read 'GYM'. "Damnit." Kisshu sighed opening the door to see Ichigo's surprised face.

"Kisshu...?" The pink haired girl asked slightly taken aback. "What are you...?" Before she could finish her sentence, the gym teacher started yelling and Ichigo was ushered back to the girls' side of the gym.

/OMFG. God DOES love me o/ Kisshu thought in amazement as he watched Ichigo kick a soccer ball around with some other not-as-attractive girls. Not realizing that he was in the middle of the same game on the boys' side, he cried out in surprise when a ball bounced off his head. "What the hell-!" He yelled turning around to find the culprit to be none other than Masaya Aoyoma. A twisted smile on his face, Kisshu decided that already he LOVED this school. Masaya flinched from his place in front of the goal.

"You know you didn't get ONE shot in the goal." Another classmate informed Kisshu after the game was over.

"Who was aiming for the GOAL!" Kisshu laughed as Masaya was being escorted by the nurse to the next class to make sure he didn't suffer any damage from the soccer ball-inflicted bruises covering most of his body.

With a blank expression on his face, Pai opened the door to his first classroom, chemistry. He wasn't expecting anything to even come close to meeting his expectations academically as he had already mastered everything that could be learned in a human school system (but he wasn't about to argue with Diipu Buru over it). When he opened the door, for the first time in his life he felt an absolute and paralyzing fear, so great it threatened to overwhelm him. FANGIRLS.

"Oh my god It's PAI-sama!" One of them screamed.

"He sot HOTT!" Cried another.

Before he knew it he was completely and utterly surrounded.

Dun dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun. Ok chapter 2 is finished! AND IT'S TWO PAGES!

-gasp- -new record- -omfghhisf!-