Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns the characters.
Hermione decides to write a list of things she can't stand about Ron.
10. He's so insensitive.
9. He doesn't like my cat.
8. He says spew instead of S.P.E.W.
7. Every time we're at the Three Broomsticks he stares at Madam Rosmerta. It's infuriating.
6. He distracts me by sitting close to me when I'm trying to do my homework.
5. He always catches me when I'm staring at him.
4. He went out with stupid, superficial Lavender Brown. She couldn't even pronounce his name right, for godsakes.
3. His smile, even if it isn't directed at me, never fails to make me drop something.
2. He's SO clueless that sometimes I think he'll never figure out how much I think about him.
AND, the number one reason I can't stand Ron...
1. All these things make me love him more than anyone else in the world.