Golden Sun: Bit of Summer Blues

Prologue – Summer Vacation Blues

"I'm bored…I'm bored…I'm bored…" Isaac brushed a strand of his almost golden hair out of his sweaty forehead. "I'M BORED!"

There was a loud scream from the kitchen as Isaac picked up his mother's best cooking knife and sliced off all the curtains, nearly missing Garet who had just walked in, obviously immune to the bloodcurdling screams Isaac was emitting.

"Uh, hi I think. Do you know where your mother keeps the cheese?" Garet mumbled, scratching his head. He headed towards Isaac who was still swinging the sharp blade around.

"DIE! DIEDIEDIEDIE!" Isaac gave a mighty swing and chopped off a good deal of Garet's crimson hair.

"Uh…I don't remember getting a haircut-"

Then he gave out an earsplitting scream as Isaac grabbed his Gaia Blade from their first adventure and sent it swinging at him.

"MOMMY!" Garet screamed and dove under Isaac's bed.

Somebody knocked on the door and the Gaia Blade went cutting right through the door, sending Mia and Ivan, who were standing outside screaming like demons.

"…Is that you Isaac-" Mia began uncertainly, and the door was blown off its hinges.

"GAAAAH!" Garet came tumbling out the house, grabbed the door and forced it back on its hinges. "I think Isaac's gone crazy…"

"THINK? YOU THINK? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THINK! HE IS CRAZY!" Ivan screamed, and meekly added "Keep the door locked…"

"What?" Garet mumbled, obviously deaf to what Ivan had just blared, and opened the door, just to have his sleeve pinned down by Isaac's Gaia Blade. "MOMMY!" he screamed for the second time that day.

While Ivan and Mia came to Garet's rescue, Jenna came along, with a bouquet of pink flowers.

"PINK!" Isaac, Garet, and Ivan screamed in horror, and all brought out their machetes.

"You think you're going to defeat me with…dinner knives?" Jenna squealed, obviously frustrated. "Preposterous, this isn't pink, it's magenta you fools, MAGENTA!"

She waved the 'magenta' flowers into their faces. Isaac started getting boils, Garet got acne, and five metric tons of rock fell on Ivan, leaving a hand twitching outside the pile of rocks.

"I see…" Jenna said stiffly and marched off. "If you all don't mind now, I'm going to Kraden's so I can…" she stifled a giggle and scampered off.

Meanwhile, the boys were trying to get rid of their ailments. But it didn't seem to be working, just making it worse.

"MY FACE IS COVERED IN…BOILS!" Isaac screamed, swatting at the air in anguish.

"Well, MY face is covered in pimples!" Garet wailed, bringing out a pink Disney Princess mirror.

"Mmmffmmm!" Ivan squealed, but nobody heard him.

Mia groaned and followed Jenna, leaving the boys with their troubles…

And then she saw a little turtle walking around…

"Oh Turtle, you don't know my troubles!" Mia sighed. "I'm stuck with three ugly boys who are one, silent, two, stupid, three, too smart for his own good."

Turtle: Blink

Mia glared at the turtle.

"Of course you don't understand what I'm saying."

Then she moved the turtle onto Isaac's roof.

Turtle: Blink…Ooh! Hay roofing! Munch…

Meanwhile…

"I hate boils…" Isaac wailed, obviously cured of his craziness.

"Well I hate pimples…" Garet moaned, swabbing his face with facial cleanser.

"I hate broken bones…" Ivan sniffled, sitting in a wheelchair.

"I hate Mia! She didn't even bother helping us!" Garet screamed, suddenly forgetting his pimple problem.

"You're right! We shall get revange!" Isaac screeched.

"Uh, you pronounced it wrong." Ivan sniffed tartly. "It's revenge, not revange."

Isaac loomed over Ivan, who squealed in fright.

"Help! Help! Anybody, there's a big mean boy who's bullying me!" Ivan squealed, putting on an innocent face.

Suddenly, a flash of lightning illuminated the whole area, and when the lightning faded, a whole bunch of people from the Jupiter Tribe appeared with…"Sticks?"

Isaac started laughing, but his laughter soon died away when the people of the Jupiter Tribe began bashing him with the sticks. Ivan and Garet snuck away, leaving Isaac to his fated demise…but what became of Isaac, everyone knows…he decided…it…was…time…for…

"REVANGE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

A/N: Not to worry, even though this story has no plot yet, we are coming to the climax of the story…what IS Isaac's 'revange'? Find out in the first chapter!