A/N: I don't know why I'm even doing this anymore because...it's not summer anymore, at least, hardly. In fact, it's freezing cold when I go to school. Meh.

Chapter 1 – Having Fun

Mini-Part One – The Shiny, The Mustachio Isaac and the Mona Isaac!

Jenna smiled at Mia, who grinned back in equal unison. The two held up their rolls of what we know as 'toilet paper' and began thrusting it at Kraden's house. Kraden was currently snoring loudly in bed, unawares of what was going on outside. After minutes of endless giggling and tossing around, Kraden's house was... "Beautiful!" Mia almost screeched, bouncing up and down. "If we had told the boys, who knew what kind of hyper things they might have done!"

Jenna's face turned slightly dark. "That's the reason why I brought the pink flowers and claimed they were magenta so...yes, you already know." she muttered, obviously annoyed what conversation Mia had struck.

But Mia was too giddy with excitement to think about what troubles they might have gotten into. In fact, she thought nothing of the boys she left behind. Jenna pulled Mia out of her trance. The two giggled again and snuck out from the scene, leaving behind a small glimmering object.

And then it happened...

Who knew that only at that very moment that somebody ever so dense came walking by. By this person's least knowing, he walked past the old scholar's house and saw a piece of white paper. He picked it up and felt it. Soft, but even better was something on the ground that was...

"SHINY!" Garet screamed and grabbed the small pretty gem. The noise, unfortunately for him, awoke Kraden who jumped up with a start and opened the door quickly to find a mess of toilet paper. Garet turned around when he heard the noises and jumped back, hunching in a corner.

"Stay away from me prrreeecious!" Garet yowled slightly, eying the old man suspiciously.

"Garet, why did you-"

"PRECIOUS!"

"Garet, why did you-"

"STAY AWAY FROM ME PRECIOUS!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"PRECIOUS!"

The old scholar gave up.

Jenna and Mia snuck past Isaac's house as stealthily as possible. Hopefully he wasn't home, otherwise he would bowl the two over for causing his lovely face to...well, yes...

Luckily for them, he wasn't home at the time and so they both grinned at each other again, and took out buckets of colored fluids we now know as 'paint'. When they finished, it looked as if Isaac's house had been hit by a group of 'La Cucaracha' peoples. Mia had painted Isaac picking his nose and Jenna had painted a picture of Isaac trying to imitate the Mona Lisa, which was strange because the Mona Lisa hadn't been sent to Vale for looking at its 'pretty colors' as Garet put it.

"Isn't art wonderful?" Mia gushed as she painted a sleek mustache under Isaac's nose and then gave him a unibrow.

Jenna eyed Mia's 'artistic' picture. "I think...you're not artistically challenged, but since it's opposite day..." Jenna started, and saw the puzzled look on Mia's face. Luckily Garet's stupidity had rubbed off on Mia during the travel, otherwise fire versus water wouldn't be so pretty.

"It's opposite day?" Mia gawked at Jenna, and then began to gush even more with joy for no real reason. "Hmm. So that would make Isaac's roof fine as-is," she squealed, pointing at his roof, which had been eaten by the turtle, who was slightly bloated and sitting on the ground lazily.

Jenna stifled a tiny cough of amusement, nonetheless, attempted to play along with Mia's strange thoughts. Mia glared at her, wondering what was so funny. Jenna instantly shut her mouth before Mia got any suspicions. The two girls giggled again scrambled off. This time, Ivan was taking a little stroll...to his shock, he saw Isaac's house, the roof eaten away at. (A/N: If you've played the game, you'll know that Isaac's house had two holes in it because of SOMEONE...but now there were around fifty-two large ones combined into one huge hole.

"...Egad?" Ivan stared at the roofless house.

It was most unfortunate for him at the time to be in front of Isaac's house. It just so happened that Isaac was wandering around Vale and had heard loud giggles...it had sound like Jenna's and Mia's laughter, but when he came up, he saw a frowning Ivan. His face turned dark beet red (if you don't know how that looks like, it looks like a really reddish and dark purple mixture, like someone who is suffocating perhaps (when you suffocate, does your head turn blue?).)

"IVAN?" Isaac screamed. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE?"

I knew taking a stroll was a baaaaaad idea... Ivan thought glumly as Isaac began to scream some more, obviously not noticing the turtle that was crawling off, a small strand of hay roofing in his mouth, burping loudly. And then, as if the roof incident was all part of a master plan, Isaac noticed the 'Mustachio Isaac' and the 'Mona Isaac'

"IVAN, WHEN I AM DONE WITH YOU TODAY, YOU WILL REGRET EVER SETTING FOOT NEAR MY HOUSE!" Isaac screeched, out of his ears hot air fuming like a kettle left on the stove after several minutes (for his case, around an hour).

Meanwhile...

"PRECIOUS! PRECIOUSPRECIOUSPRECIOUS!"

...Never mind, how about we get back to Isaac and Ivan?

(Since this is a K story, I will only write out sound effects...hehe...)

Bash, boom, crash, biff, boom, and another crash, then a biff-biff, then a smack and a slap, and you know...it repeats...

...Ok...how about we get back to Jenna and Mia?

Mini-Part Two – Here There Be Savages

"Here there be...SAVAGES." Jenna said grandly, sweeping her arm towards a house. "And there be more savages there and there and there and there..." she continued, pointing at some other houses. "And HERE...there be real savages."

Her finger was set on some random house that a lady and her thirteen-year-old son resided in.

"Here there are real savages!" Mia scoffed. "You obviously don't know your Grammar."

"It's OPPOSITE DAY." Jenna laughed, and Mia jerked back in fright (she intended to be scary, but since it's opposite day, and Mia is getting stupider...). "And you are not Garet." she added.

Mia set on an Einstein look and said a whole bunch of nonsense about the weird 'EMC².

"Forget it Mia, you are SMART." Jenna growled and waited for Mia's reaction, which she then after catching the message, put on a very stupid face.

...Iee thinks ze battle eez over...dew yew want tew cheeck?

Biff boom crash bang slap crash.

...obviously not...

A/N: Oh sheesh...should I continue this chappie? I suddenly ran out of ideas. Oh well...until I finish

...I really don't know now...meh...

Mini-Part Two – My Precious

"PRECIOUS!"

"..."

"PRECIOUSPRECIOUS!"

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"PRECIOUS!"

...Maybe I should have changed the part name instead to something else instead of watching Garet kill time for me.

A/N: OH I'M SORRY FANS THIS CHAPTER SUCKS! REALLY! BUT IF YOU LIKE IT, THEN PLEASE REVIEW...I'MSORRYSORRYSORRY! ...I am truly sorry...have any ideas?