Chapter 3 – Attack of the Killer Isaac! Jenna Goes MAD!

A/N: Hehehe…there IS a moral to this chapter…CAN YOU FIND IT? Of course you can! Not. HAHAHA! LOOOOSERS! I don't own Golden Sun in any way. Oh, and SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING FOR – FOREVER! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! Oy, and I'm still alive. I just had this real bad case of Writers Block. But Oooooooh, yeaaaah! I updated! (Triumphant Grin)

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Previously on last Chapters…

WARNING! IF YOU READ THE LAST TWO CHAPTERS, YOU DO NOT, I REPEAT, YOU DO NOT NEED TO READ THIS! OTHERWISE YOU WILL YAWN YOURSELF TO DEATH! I HAVE WARNED YOU!

After Isaac goes mad over the fever of summer doing nothing, he nearly murders Garet's hair. Then after swinging his Gaia Blade around threatening to chop off Ivan and Mia's heads, Jenna arrives on the scene with 'MAGENTA' flowers. Well…let's just say they weren't magenta. Thus, the boys got acne, boils, pimples, and many boulders crushed Ivan…

READ THE FOLLOWING HYPOTHESES IF YOU STILL DON'T GET THIS!

"If pink flowers are said to be magenta, then magenta is a shade of pink."

"If magenta is a shade of pink, then boys will have an allergic reaction."

"If boys have an allergic reaction to pink, then Isaac will want to get revenge!"

Thus, Isaac sought to get revenge, Garet became…well, you're going to have read, and meanwhile, Mia and Jenna have some fun with toilet paper and spray paint. And then Jenna plays a trick on Mia and tells her it's opposite day. She believes her, and goes mad.

AND THUS THE STORY CONTINUES! MAUAUHAUH! WAAHAHAAA! BW-AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hm.

Jenna thought she could get away easy. She thought everything would go her way. Oh, but she was totally wrong in all ways...because unfortunately for her, her way was headed the wrong direction. She bumped into Isaac.

"Oh hi Isaac!" Jenna squawked quickly, hoping she didn't seem suspicious. 'Isaac' turned around. It in fact wasn't Isaac, but was Piers. (Wow, is she becoming blind in any way?)

"Whadya mean, 'Isaac'? Can't you obviously see it's ME? Are you like Garet and are stupid?" Piers chuckled at Jenna's mishap, which now, Jenna was burning embarrassedly.

"It's not funny! I just…erm…" Jenna stuttered, obviously shaken and nervous of being found out.

"Just lost several brain cells?" another voice added.

Jenna turned around to face the newcomer just to find Saturos. "SATUROS?" Saturos only grinned and began jeering at her along with Piers.

"Since when have you teamed up with the bad guy?" Jenna screeched over the din of their taunting.

Saturos glared at her for a moment, and suddenly burst into uncontrollable laughter.

"What? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?" Jenna screamed furiously. She suddenly saw Ivan standing by Saturos. "OK IVAN, WHAT DID YOU DO? AND WHY THE HECK ARE YOU WITH SATUROS?"

"Geez, can't she tell that you were actually the good guy?" Ivan muttered under his breath before laughing evilly again.

Ivan then grinned sheepishly at her. "I couldn't help it." He doubled over in laughter. "I-I-"he began, and began half coughing and laughing at the same time.

"WHAT DID YOU DO? TELL ME!"

"WE DID NOTHING!" the boys all replied, large grins on their faces.

Jenna was fuming.

Those boys think they're all that don't they? Well I'll show them! I'll show them ALL! She thought furiously

"I CAN READ YOUR EVERY THOUGHT!" a voice boomed from nowhere. "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SHOW THE BOYS THAT YOU'RE BETTER?"

"Wow, a voice from nowhere." Jenna said dully, and turned around to face a Sheba-sized bush. "Get out Sheba."

Instead of Sheba emerging from a bush, a mini-robot of a chipmunk began walking around her.

"…That's rather interesting and strange." She muttered, and crushed the robot under her foot.

"YEEEOOOOOOW!" a voice screamed.

"OHMYGODISTHEREALITTLEANIMALINTHATROBOT?" she screamed and looked inside the robot and found a speaker inside.

"Hey! That's not funny! Who's playing lame tricks on me?" many residents of Vale gawked at her. "Umm…I mean I'm not mad! Not mad at all!" Jenna squeaked and ran as many people began to turn to look at who was causing all the noise.

Ivan, Piers, and Saturos emerged from the bush grinning.

Meanwhile…

Garet stared at the tub filled with piranhas. Whoever had put them in Felix's bathtub must have had…

"THE KILLING INTENT…" Garet cried triumphantly. "I, the great detective GARET has figured out a case…of to be murder! They must be after Jenna!"

He grabbed the tub and hauled it very slowly out the house and dumped the piranhas into the river, where they would tear anyone to bits if they tried to swim in it.

"DON'T WORRY MY DEAR JENNA! I SHALL SAVE YOU FROM YOUR DEATH BY PIRANHAS!" He declared and began doing a funny jig.

Several Minutes Later

"Saturos, this is probably the best idea ever." Piers beamed as they looked at the many obvious looking booby traps on the ground. (Don't ask)

"(Insert evil laughter here) Jenna will never know what hit her!" Ivan laughed like a maniac before Saturos slapped him.

"Quiet fool! Jenna will hear us! Now to abduct Isaac for our little plan…"

(More evil laughter (maybe a chuckle!))

More Minutes Later

"Isaac!" Jenna yelled. She had been searching in vain for her dear Isaac for minutes now, and there was no sight of the blonde Venus adept. "ISAAC, WHERE ARE YOU!"

Meanwhile, Isaac was bound and gagged by Saturos, Piers, and Ivan.

"Mmwahmt mmwdwe mmwyew mwant!" Isaac screamed from under the cloth covering his mouth.

"Quiet fool, and speak clearly!" Saturos began to shake the Venus adept back and forth. "TELL ME! WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME?"

Ivan grinned. "There's only one thing to do now!"

Piers and Saturos brightened.

"Do we get to kill him with maces, knives, and have a very murderous scene?" Piers cheered. Isaac shrunk slightly.

"Do we get to burn him into a crisp and then feed his remains to the wolves that are currently trying to kill us because we ran into their territory?" Saturos suggested, and Isaac began to wilt.

Ivan looked down from the cave in the cliff they were at. Multiple wolves were snapping their jaws furiously at them, growling and howling all the time.

"…No, I was thinking we should figure out what he said actually." Ivan said, and got a groan from Piers and a temper tantrum from Saturos. "And for the wolves, can't you even use your Psyenergy?"

"That's a great idea!" Piers cheered stupidly. (Sorry if I am bashing him.)

"…Sure…" Saturos grumbled.

The two moved away to the edge of the cave to take care of the wolves.

"Now as for you…" Ivan grinned evilly and Isaac screamed under the cloth.

Ivan pulled out a machine.

"THE ISAAC-TRANSLATOR!" He announced triumphantly. "Now repeat what you said earlier."

"Mmhph Mimm mdommt mwamt mtwo?" Isaac grumbled behind his mask.

"WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO?" A metallic voice came from the machine.

"THAT ISN'T WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER!" Ivan yelled. "TELL ME!"

It is hard for an innocent looking kid to look evil or fierce, so Ivan looked rather comical when he tried to look his worst. (Worst as in 'angry furious eeeeeevil)

"I SAID: WHAT DO YOU WANT!" Isaac roared, ripping off the cloth somehow. (Maybe he used his teeth? Wow, that would actually be kind of hard.)

"AACK!" Ivan screamed. "Piers! Saturos! Are you done with the wolves!"

It turned out most unfortunately that Saturos's fire Psyenergy and Piers' water Psynergy canceled each other's out, thus doing nothing to the wolves but splashing a bit of warm water on their heads, causing them to be even angrier.

"Aw! Saturos! Piers! What did you guys do!"

"We used our Psynergy?" The two replied simultaneously. "That's what you told us to do, wasn't it?"

"YES! NO! I mean…" Ivan groaned. He should have left Piers to guard Isaac…it was too late now because Isaac was now exploding in all his anger.

"WHY ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO TIE ME UP!" he roared and sent rocks flying after the three.

"It was Ivan's idea!" Piers accused, trying in vain to stop the rocks.

"No, it was Saturos'" Ivan yelled back as a rock whizzed past him.

"What!" Saturos yowled as a rock whacked the back of his head. "Oh wait, it WAS my idea!"

"SO IT WAS YOUR IDEA?" Isaac boomed, towering over Saturos.

THIS EVENT IS TOO VIOLENT FOR OUR YOUNG VIEWERS, WE ARE SORRY THAT WE CANNOT SHOW SATUROS GETTING KILLED – I MEAN, WE ARE SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE

Isaac walked off from the dead…well…not dead Saturos.

"I can't believe it!" Ivan cried.

"I know! How could Isaac single-handedly defeat Saturos?" Piers nodded.

"No! Not that! I can't believe it's not butter!" said Ivan, shooting a glare at Piers. He pointed to a bucket of "I can't believe it's not butter" thingy.

"Uhm…your…point?" Piers sighed, suddenly becoming smart.

"We never got to beat Jenna up!" Ivan suddenly randomly pointed out.

And so, the trio never got to beat up Jenna. Too bad. (Maybe they WILL! Oo

Meanwhile, Jenna was wandering around the roads of Vale.

"Where did everyone go?" she muttered to herself as she walked across the bridge.

Suddenly, thousands of angry piranhas came flying out of the river snarling and growling like vicious doggies.

"AAAARGH!" she screamed as the piranhas landed all over the bridge and began to attack her.

And so, Jenna fell to her fated demise…

OR DID SHE?

Sorry for not updating sooner. Like I said, bad case of Writer's Block. If I ever can find the time to continue, yes I will! Because I am currently busy pleasing many readers. I will try to please the readers of this story as well! Thank you!