A/N: …wow. A drabble. A 100 wordish drabble that takes place during IFIAVG in Ozette. Fans will be able to tell exactly where and when. Just my thoughts on that little scene... Oh well –shrug-

Down with Mithos! (Sorry Yggy fans D:)

I can only wish I owned Tales.


The minute I saw him, I wanted to jump on him and beat him to death with a stick.

Of course, that wouldn't do much for the plot or his cover…

So instead, I was forced to stand there and glare silent daggers of hate at him.

Glare silent daggers of hate at that DAMN Yggdrasill, who just stood there in front of us feeding us this cock-and-bull story about living in Ozette and the lightning from Heaven.

Oh, and trying to pass himself off as this cute, innocent little boy named Mithos that just happened to have the same name as Mithos the Hero.

Beat Blondie to death with a stick, beat Blondie to death with a stick, beat Blondie to death with a stick…

"…of course you can come along with us!"

…Lloyd. Loveable, stupid, trusting Lloyd.

I sighed.

It was gonna be a looooooooooooong journey…