a/n I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST FAT PROPLE OR SOUTHERNS! It just helps pain a mental picture.

"um, hi, ms?" Kyo rang the little bell at the desk.

"yes, are you here to view the children?" The old lady asked.

"uh, no, I'm here to return one. He got lost. Damien?"

"Damien! Ooh, you're in luck! Your new parents are here to see you!" She smiled wickedly.

"oh, joy." He said sarcastically.
The old lady showed Damien to an open door to her left.

"I found him! Some kid brought him in!" she spat in the door.

"Oh, Angel!" This really fat southern lady came over and hugged him. We've been looking all over the place for you!" This lady had at least ten moles on her face and a very hairy lip.
'oh, man! Poor guy!" Kyo thought.

"Excuse me, about Damien, there's no way I can adopt him, right?"

"Well you'll have to speak with the people who currently want to adopt him about that."

"oh, ok. Do you know when I'll be able to do that?" Kyo wasn't really thinking about anything but getting Damien out of there.

"Oh, looks like they're done now!" the lady smirked. She loved a good fight.
As she said, the very obese lady came out pushing Damien along.

"Ah, excuse me, can I talk to you?" Kyo asked the person who he was not quite sure if it was a man or woman any more.
The lady… man? Just shrugged and walked in the next room with Kyo.

"Well?" The person impatiently shrieked.

"I'd really like to adopt Damien, but obviously, you got here first"

"Oh, that's ok, I can take the other one I wanted. I heard he's a trouble maker anyway."

A few hours later

"Ok, it's settled. You can take the newest addition to your family home now.

"Oh, really? Now?" Kyo was surprised he could do it in one day.

"Yeah. Please get him out of our hair!" The woman who worked at the desk behind the partially opened door pleaded.

"Ok, I'm going." Kyo said a little weirded out.
"Ok, Damien, lets go."

"For real? I don't have to go with that creepy lady?"

"Yep, now lets go home."

At home….

"you did WHAT?" Shigure fumed.

"I adopted Damien. I couldn't let that man/lady take him!" Kyo ruffled Damien's hair.

"Kyo-kun! That's great! You're legally a dad now!" Tohru was cleaning around where Shigure was sitting.

"yeah, I guess I am… Hey tohru? Would you mind giving him the grand tour of the house?"

"oh, ah, Sure! Come on Damien!"

"Stupid cat. You have no Idea the responsibilities of being a parent."

"Oh yeah? You damn rat?"

"Yeah. Where's he going to sleep? Ever think about that? What if Akito finds out?" Yuki said calmly.
Kyo's eyes opened wide.

"He'd hurt him." Kyo crumbled to the floor feeling so stupid.
"but, what am I to do now?" Kyo, for the first time in his life, looked to Yuki for advise.

"I don't know, you should have been smarter." Yuki stood up and put his dirty cup by the sink. He expected some sort of reply from him, some egotistic remark that'd cause them to fight. Instead, he just sat there running his hands through his hair.

"And what about my confinement?" Kyo asked no one in particular, however Yuki still answered.

"He'll be put back up for adoption."

"I feel so stupid." Kyo muttered, but still loud enough for Yuki to hear.

"For once you feel like you are." Despite how it may look, Yuki was accually trying to change the subject, to get Kyo's usual angery self. He felt if kyo wasn't himself, then how dose he know he's himself, and not just a reflection of what Akito wants him to be?

"Oh, man, I really screwed it up this time."

"OOH! Kyo's thinking nasty thoughts about Tohru!" Shigure slinked in the room.

"I AM NOT!"

"Kyo? What's all that noise?" Tohru Yelled running over to them.
Kyo had Shigure in a head lock and was giving him one heck of a noogie.

a/n I really, really NEED ideas. Please review!