Title: "Suppose he's got a pointed stick."
Challenge: #15 - Monty Python (100roadtrips on LJ)
Rating: G (unless you're one of those crazy fruit activists)
Words: 100
Warnings: Silliness and Senseless Devouring of Fruit-as-Weapons
AN: For Danny L., who knows nothing about Saiyuki but everything about self-defense against fruit.
When the attack came, they were ready.
Sanzo shot the first youkai before he could even raise his banana; Goku devoured the fruit, effectively disarming the opponent.
Gojyo readied for the second's raspberry-barrage. After the dust settled, Goku ignored the improbable 16-ton weight in search of berries.
Hakkai, faced with redcurrants, simply released Hakuryuu.
Before Goku could finish the spilt redcurrants another youkai descended upon him; Goku's anger, exploding like 200 tons of gelignite, scattered demons, damsons, and prunes everywhere.
Wiping juice from his chin, Goku grinned. Maybe those "Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit" classes weren't so stupid after all.
-fin-