Title: Discretion is the Better Part of Canoodling
Challenge: #43 - Road Hazards (100roadtrips on LJ)
Pairings: Surprise!
Rating: PG-13 for vaguely-suggested sex
Words: 100
Warnings: Yaoi and OOCness
AN: I always liked the idea that Goku would pick up some of the less-savory habits of his comrades as he gets older.
Glancing in the rearview mirror, Hakkai sighed with relief. The angry mob, complete with pitchforks and burning torches, had thankfully given up the chase.

"Back-water hicks," grumbled Goyjo, barely awake and still a little drunk. "What'd I tell you about discretion, stupid monkey?"

Embarrassment kept Goku from snapping, but Sanzo had no qualms smacking them anyways.

"The hell was that for!" Goyjo squawked. "I wasn't the one caught deflowering the mayor's son!"

"For being a bad influence."

Goku blushed, sinking into his seat with only a half-hearted protest; he couldn't help it if he had a thing for femmy blondes.

-fin-