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» give it up to me

kyouya x tamaki

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P R O L O G U E ;

"Have you heard, Tamaki?" asked Kyouya in his usual cool tone. He was the 'cool' type after all.

Tamaki shifted his gaze from the romantic novel he had been currently immersed in, lavender gaze crossing the table to where the black-haired teen typed diligently on his laptop.

"Heard what, mom?" Tamaki asked, not having a clue what his friend was talking about.

"The rumors circulating about us," the sound of the keyboard continued as Kyouya went on,"They're saying there is something going on between us. They're saying we have a 'this and that' relationship."

Tamaki halted instantly at the words. They sunk in his mind and he immediately felt scandalized.

"W-WHAT! They're saying we are homo side-characters!" Tamaki yelped loudly, eyes widening, and blood boiling rapidly.

"Basically." Kyouya affirmed noncomittedly, glancing up from his glasses to give Tamaki a 'cool' look.

Tamaki stared at Kyouya's calm demeanor. "Kyou-ya, how can you be calm about a life threatening rumor like THIS?" Tamaki demanded to know. He punched the air with his fist, "I envy your calmness!"

Kyouya rolled his eyes at the king's drama. He supposed his dramatic side had to kick in sometime. And that time was now, he mused.

"Fair maidens will no longer swarm to me for romantic purposes," Tamaki whimpered, clutching his chest as if his heart was breaking. His eyes sparkled with fresh tears. "Fair maidens will swarm to me for romantic purposes with another male. They'll intend on seeing male-on-male homo-homo DISPLAY instead! Males shall begin designating me! Girls would pay good money to see such a scandalous sight!"

Kyouya smirked as he saw Tamaki freeze once again in the last two minutes at his words.

Tamaki slowly shifted his gaze at Kyouya, who was still creepily calm and smirking evilly.

Eyes wide, Tamaki shook his head. "Kyouya…" He said slowly. "You're not planning on using this as a way to get more money…are you?"

Kyouya brought a finger to the ridge of his glasses and pushed it up, a habit which meant that things were all going according to plan. "Actually, dad, the thought hadn't even crossed my mind." he lied smoothly. Black eyes locked with lavender and Tamaki gulped. "But now that you've mentioned it, that is quite a brilliant idea. We can get all kinds of merits from this."

Tamaki's jaw dropped and he looked absolutely speechless.

"No way…Kyouya! We can't!" Tamaki protested weakly. He knew his refusal was fruitless. Kyouya knew it too.

Shutting his laptop with a slight 'click', Kyouya leaned forward, elbows on the table and with one hand let his fingers slide beneath Tamaki's chin, the technique that Tamaki commonly used on girls.

Tamaki felt his heart increase against his willand he tried to keep his breathing normal but he couldn't help but feel as though the room heated up ten million degrees in the last ten seconds. The shadow king tended to have that affect on him.

"We can." Kyouya said with an air of finality, his voice dropping an octave, thumb gently caressing the smooth soft skin of Tamaki's flushed cheek.

"Kyouya…" Tamaki whimpered feeling hot.

Kyouya swiftly but elegantly closed his lips over his bestfriend's in a chaste kiss. It wasn't their first kiss. They had kissed many times before but those kisses fell under the "friendly" category. Tamaki had that strange gut-feeling this wouldn't be their last kiss. Not at all.

"We want to please the ladies, don't we, Tamaki?" Kyouya murmured against Tamaki's lips.

"Y-yeah."

"Then we should definitely do it."


a/n: what. the HELL. i have no idea. but its my first ouran koukou fic and i know it's lame and ooc but ill try and make it better! ehhh. REVIEW AND YOU GET COOKIES! OH YES! xD