Sassy: WASSUP, FOO'S!

Angry Kitty: Aaaand, we are BACK!

Sassy: With Chapter TWO!

Angry Kitty: Y'all better recognize!

Yuki: ... You guys are morons.

Angry Kitty/Sassy: SO?

Tom: Well, hi everyone!

Angry Kitty: You're sure in a good mood.

Tom: (head does a 180 spin, like an owl!) Oh, am I?

Yuki: (shivers) Scary ...

Sassy: Well, um, wedon'townFurubapleaseenjoychaptertwo!

Tom: n.n Yay!

CHAPTER TWO

"Well, now what are we supposed to do?" Samantha asked. "And where's Nonie?"

They all looked around frantically for a couple seconds before Nonie suddenly popped out of hiding, yelling, "I'm here!"

"BACK TO THE CYCLE, PEOPLE!" Rachel screamed hysterically.

"She's talking the order that things happen in, the "cycle" of life," Nonie explained to the confused Furuba characters. "She thinks because anime characters are in the real world, it's going to mess up the cycle and destroy the world."

"Dude, why are you acting so smart?" Samantha asked.

Blinking at her, Nonie replied, "Huh?"

"THE CYCLE!" Rachel screeched.

"Wait," Kaitlyn interrupted, "If we didn't mess up the cycle when we went there, why would it get messed up while they're here?"

"Maybe the cycle doesn't exist, maybe you're just paranoid," Brittany told Rachel.

She paused, and then shrugged. "You're absolutely right. I am paranoid."

"WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE!" Kyo yelled.

"Um … breathing?" Kaitlyn guessed.

"No, you're HERE because those idiots," Brittany said, pointing at Kaitlyn and Nonie, "spilled carbonated orange juice on our anime-to-real-person gun."

"Is that the official title?" Samantha asked.

"… Yes."

Yuki was poking around the basement. "Where did you get all this? It's top-of-the-line!"

"Top of YOUR line maybe. OH, BUUURN!" Kaitlyn yelled, giggling wildly.

"Shut up, this is all your fault! Why the fuck were you drinking orange juice-"

"CARBONATED orange juice!"

"-near highly sensitive equipment?"

"… Huh?"

"THE RADAR GUN!"

While Samantha, Nonie, and Kaitlyn bickered, Rachel was watching Yuki like a hawk. Whenever he got to close to something-

Slap. "Don't touch that.

Smack. "Don't touch that, either!"

Kick. "KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!"

"Oh, crap! What are we gonna do about school? Today's SUNDAY, tomorrows MONDAY! AND WHERE ARE THEY GONNA SLEEP? And what happens if they transform in front of someone?" Kaitlyn shouted, hyperventilating.

"Wow, she's being sensible. Wait, how do we know they'd even TRANSFORM here?" Samantha asked.

"COW!" Nonie cried, finally seeing Haru and flung her arms around his neck enthusiastically.

"AHHH-hey … I'm still human!" Haru shouted, jumping up and down like a little girl. He then hugged Nonie so tightly she turned blue. But a very happy blue.

"Oookay, I say we divide them up and each take one home." Rachel said.

"I GET THE COW!" Nonie yelled, holding onto Haru's neck.

"Yes, fine. Nonie takes Haru, Kaitlyn can take Shigure-"

"WHY THE FUCK DO I GET THE PERVY WRITER?"

"Because you're a pervert. I'll take Kyo, Brittany gets Kisa, and Samantha can have Yuki, is that alright with everyone?" she continued without pause, "Good. Now we better get going. Everyone meet at the usual lunch tables before school starts so we can enroll them as foreign exchange students. NOW BE GONE WITH YOU!"

"Okay!" Nonie chirped, dragging Haru out of the basement. Brittany, who had been clinging to Kisa the entire time, followed them. Samantha began kicking Yuki to go faster, and Kaitlyn dragging a whining Shigure out by the hair.

"Uh … aren't we leaving, too?"

"Are you kidding me? This is my house!"

END

Angry Kitty: So so! You like it?

Yuki: No.

Sassy: You're just mad because you got smacked and slapped and kicked and yelled at.

Yuki: TT

Tom: Aw, don't worry Yuki! You're gonna like Chapter Three ...

(all three cackle evilly)

Yuki: Wh-What happens in chapter three?

Sassy: Uh-uh, not gonna tell!

Tom: THANK YOU TO ALL OUR LOVELY REVIEWERS! The Girly Man, hono'o neko, and XEye-Of-The-WolfX! WE LOVE YOU!

Yuki: (pouting) That stupid cat knew what was going to happen, how come I can't?

Sassy: Because you don't know how to bribe. Kyo gave REALLY NICE bribes.

Angry Kitty: Damn straight! He even gave us really expensive chocolate once! (drools)

Yuki: I MUST LEARN TO BRIBE!

Angry Kitty: You do that. Now, review or I'll-

Tom: (180 head spin)

Angry Kitty: (gulp) Nevermind.