Sassy: We're baaaaaack ...
Yuki: God help us all.
Angry Kitty: We stopped torturing you, why are you still mad!
Tom: I suppose it can't be helped. BUT! I deeply apologize for the EXTEREMLY long wait ...
Yuki: You. All. Suck. So. Much.
Sassy: But darling!
Yuki: (twitch)
Tom: Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Um ... CueCrittersGang is basically three people ... and Natsuki Takaya is one ... Three does not equal one.
Idiots.
CHAPTER FOUR
When their group had finally gotten to school (via car ... Rachel drove and nearly killed them all) and met up with Kaitlyn, Nonie, and Haru (Shigure was too old to pass as a high school student, and had been forced to stay home ... despite his whines of "But all the high school girls!"), Brittany, Samantha, and Kaitlyn were intent on showing them the different types of people at their school. (A/N: OMG that was all one sentence. 0.o)
"And those are the preps," Samantha was saying, pointing to a group of girls dressed in pink, skimpy clothing.
"And those are the Goths," Kaitlyn continued.
Tohru twitched, "So ... much ... black ..."
"Who are they?" Haru asked, pointing to a group of boys wearing studs, leather, chains, and shirts depicting various bands, most of which involved blood.
"Oh, those are preps gone retarded: punks," Brittany said.
"THEY ONLY WISH THEY COULD BE AS COOL AS YOU!" Nonie shrieked, glomping Haru happily.
"Yeah ... who are they?" Yuki asked, pointing to a mass of "good looking" guys in expensive-looking clothes.
"Those are the man-preps," Kaitlyn replied.
The man-preps sauntered over to them, ignoring the venomous glares sent by Kaitlyn, Rachel, Brittany, and Samantha. They, on the other hand, fell to their knees and bowed ... to Yuki! The rest of the group took one big step back in disgust.
"You ... are a GOD!" the man-preps cried, still bowing furiously.
Yuki, however, merely held up one hand. "Bitch, please. I'm wanted by higher things than you."
And with a toss of his head, flipping his hair back, he turned away.
"NO! YOU WILL BE OURS!" One of them yelled, lunging at him.
Yuki whirled around and backhanded him, sending the unfortunate boy reeling and crying about his new cheek. "Don't MAKE me go all ninja-rat on your ass!"
The man-preps, thouroughly humbled, scurried away, but not before one particularly brave man-prep yelled, "We'll get you Yuki! You and your little dog, too!"
Over at Kaitlyn's house, Shigure sneezed, shook his head, and went back to watching TV. (In Japan, if you sneeze once, it means someones talking about you.)
Back at the school, Samantha grabbed Yuki's arm after the man-prep incident and dragged him off, yelling something about Language Arts and forgetting things. The man-preps in the background were sobbing hysterically, until Kaitlyn kicked them out of the way as the group went to enroll the Furuba characters as foreign exchange students.
Kisa, however, was so blindingly, obviously too young, but Brittany had refused to leave her at home. Alone.
"What do you mean 'too young'? Can't she have a visitor's pass then?" Brittany asked angrily.
The woman at the office sniffed disdainfully and replied, "Not without parent recommendation, which I seriously doubt you have."
While Kaitlyn and Samantha held Brittany back when, in a fit of rage, she had attempted to strangle the woman, Rachel bent down and whispered in Kisa's ear.
"I'll show YOU recommendation ..." Brittany was muttering, when suddenly Kisa gave the office woman the cutest face any of them had ever seen, with puppy-dog (tiger) eyes.
"P-Please Mrs. Office Lady," she pleaded, voice quavering slightly, "may I please have a visitor's pass?"
The office lady (who apparently has no name), like anyone within the vicinity, melted from her adorable face.
"Aww, of course you can, sweetie," she said, handing Kisa a visitor's pass.
Rachel smirked as Kisa bowed politley and thanked the woman as they left.
"You are too CUTE!" Brittany squealed, glomping the small girl.
"Very nice. WishI could do that," Kaitlyn said wistfully.
Rachel waved as she began dragging Kyo away ... by the hair.
"WHAT THE HELL WOMAN!" he exploded, twisting uselessly, attracting the attention of the other students.
The bell rang, interrupting the beginnings of a tirade and signaling the beginning of classes. School had officially begun.
END
Angry Kitty: Oh ... my ... God ...
Sassy: We finished the chapter!
Yuki: Ninja-rat? How the HELL did you come up with that?
Tom: Well, I've been watching an anime about ninjas ... and I'll give a cookie to the person who figures out which one!
Sassy/Angry Kitty: COOKIE!
Yuki: Nutjobs.
Angry Kitty: At least we're not morons!
Sassy: Yeah, since you'd be repeating it for, like, the third time and that would show you're stupid and can't think of original insults.
Yuki: ... Shut up.
Angry Kitty: Oh, it hurts! (sarcasm)
Tom: THANK YOU TO ALL OUR REVIEWERS! I love you all so much! Everyone is so nice ... love4seeshomaru, Chris73 (Nice to hear from you again!), Eye-Of-The-WolfX, White-Inu, and The Girly Man!
Sassy: Out of the 130 hits we got, 10 have reveiwed? Come on, people!
Angry Kitty: If you don't review, you're a lurker ... who lurks around and reads but doesn't review ...
Yuki: Oh yeah. THAT'S intelligent.
Angry kitty: Sissy rat boy!
Yuki: Stupid cat!
Angry Kitty: Ooh, how ORIGINAL!
Yuki: And you are?
Tom: (sweatdrop) Um, well, thank you for reading. Please review?