Sassy: Hey hey hey!
Angry Kitty: Holy crap this is gonna be longer than Lost in Furuba!
Tom: Only by a chapter or so. I'm getting nervous about the ending.
Yuki: AS YOU SHOULD BE! Your last ending was horrendous!
Sassy: That's not a word!
Angry Kitty: Yeah it is.
Tom: Hello, insanity.
Yuki: You said hello to insanity when you said hello to the world.
Angry Kitty: That should be a bumper sticker.
Sassy: Well, it couldn't be more right, could it?
Disclaimer: Do you ever notice wild laughter behind you? Well, it's because you're stupid enough to think we own ANYTHING! And everyone knows it.
CHAPTER SIX
Kyo and Yuki stared down at their hamburgers in disgust. Kisa squeaked and hid behind Brittany, positive she had seen it move. Haru poked it apathetically, and then dumped it in the trash without a second thought.
The cafeteria was filled with the obnoxious sound of high school students eating, laughing, talking, and being utterly idiotic. Lunch had begun ten minutes ago, and the Furuba characters were getting their first taste of what "normal" cafeteria food entailed.
"What the hell IS this?" Kyo asked, studying his hamburger with enough intensity to burn it with the heat of his gaze. There was an oddly mangled whine as it began to smoke.
"It's food, so shut up and eat it," Rachel replied, sipping her (NOT carbonated) orange juice indifferently.
A group of guys stopped by their table. Jocks, as it were. The biggest, as well as the ugliest, pointed at Kisa.
"Whoever THAT little freak belongs to better move her out of the cafeteria, people are trying to eat!" He said nastily, his lackeys guffawing stupidly.
Everyone at the table froze, sending him the most evil glares they had. Even Tohru! Brittany and Haru stood up threateningly, while Samantha and Kaitlyn held Yuki and Kyo back, telling them the other two would handle it.
"Woah, Brittany's crazy and Haru's black … this can't be good," Nonie said, studying Brittany's forgotten food with interest.
"You wanna say that again when my fists halfway down your throat, asshole?" Haru roared, attacking viscously. Brittany just growled and went at the lackeys. Their insane fighting drew the attention of the rest of the students, but no one dared interfere.
When one of the jocks got thrown on the table, Samantha grabbed Yuki by the back of the collar, Kisa by the hand, and dragged them both away. Nonie pulled Kyo away as well, Tohru on her heels, frightened.
Rachel stayed where she was, watching the fight with mild interest. When a misaligned punch thrown by Brittany hit Black Haru's cheek and abruptly turned him back into White Haru, they realized that all the jocks were on the ground, probably half-dead, but definitely beaten to a pulp.
Rachel delicately stepped on and over bodies until she got to the leader of the group, the one who had directly insulted Kisa. She wound her foot back and kicked him hard enough to break a rib.
Brittany nodded approvingly, before grabbing said jock by his lapels and jerking him up until they were face-to-face. "Now, no more insulting Kisa, yes?"
Her reply was a choked moan.
"Glad we understand each other." And knocked him out with one clean hit to the bridge of his (broken) nose.
"Wow, that was awesome!" Kaitlyn exclaimed, coming out from under the table. The rest of the group came out of hiding as well, nodding in agreement.
Kisa ran over to Brittany and hugged her around the waist. "Sissy!"
Tohru's head snapped up and her eyes narrowed. With precise, determined steps, she began walking towards Brittany, arms outstretched and aiming for the other girl's neck. However, before she could get anywhere near her, Tohru tripped over a fallen jock. Yuki rushed forward and helped her up graciously.
"Oh, you WOULD help her up," Nonie shot at Yuki, before once again clinging to Haru. She turned her gaze upwards and, very seriously, asked, "Can you teach me to be a cow?"
Haru looked at her blankly. "… Okay."
"YAY!"
Yuki looked confused. "Was that … bad?"
"Well …" Samantha mused thoughtfully, "It's not BAD, but none of us would've done anything.
"K-Kisa," Tohru sniffed, "I thought I was your sissy!"
"You ARE a sissy. Oh, burn!" Kaitlyn yelled, giggling at her own bad joke.
"I have a new sissy now," Kisa explained patiently. "You're LAST YEAR'S model."
Tohru sniffled some more before pathetically crumpling to the ground wailing, "I AM OBSOLETE!"
Kyo nudged her with his toe.
"Yep. She's dead."
"I'M NOT DEAD!" Tohru yelled indignantly.
"Oh yeah, I agree. She's WAY dead," Rachel nodded.
"HELLO! I'm right HERE!" Tohru scrambled to her feet and waved her arms.
"Poor Tohru, so young," Kaitlyn sighed.
"Now you're pissing me off!"
"Should we bury her?"
"Mmm. It's better to cremate her. It's more sanitary."
"Oh, you guys are assholes." Tohru said, stomping off furiously.
"Tohru! Don't get all butt-hurt!" Nonie yelled.
"Bite me!"
They stood silently for a few moments before Brittany pulled out a deck of cards.
"Poker, anyone?"
END
Angry Kitty: I LOVE POKER!
Tom: Yes, we know.
Sassy: You like it, too!
Tom: Texas Hole 'Em is, like, one of the great gods of card games. So is Twenty-One. And Egyptian War. And Speed.
Yuki: Isn't Speed a type of drug?
Tom: You should know.
Angry Kitty: So's LSD. Acid.
Sassy: What does this have to do with anything?
Tom: Regardless, we'd do garish rain dances for: XEye-Of-The-WolfX, The Girly Man, Chris73, and … Angry Kitty, you reviewed?
Angry Kitty: I didn't even know you could review your own stories, but I did! Why are we doing garish rain dances for these people?
Sassy: 'Cause they reviewed and 'cause we love 'em!
Tom: Very good answer.
Yuki: … Psychos. Every last one of you.
Sassy: Aw, thanks!