Angry Kitty: Tee hee, hizzy.
Tom: And we're down to the final chapter of Lost in The Real World. Finally.
Angry Kitty: Aw, I'm gonna be sad to see this story end. It was fun.
Yuki: NO IT WASN'T!
Sassy: Yes it was. You know you liked it.
Yuki: Proof that you are undoubtedly a fucking nut case.
Tom: Let's just END IT!
Disclaimer: HAVEN'T YOU GOT THE POINT ALREADY?
CHAPTER SEVENTohru had stomped all the way back to Kaitlyn's house, still thoroughly pissed off, when she heard yelling and screaming from inside the house. Recognizing the girlish screams as Shigure's, she took off in the way she had come, determined to get some help to save Shigure.
FLASHBACKShigure was playing computer games, bored and slumped in his chair. Kaitlyn's mom walked in, a basket of fresh laundry in her arms. When she looked up and saw a fully-grown man in her daughter's bedroom, she froze, arms going limp.
"Why hello!" He said brightly. "You must be Kaitlyn's mother. I'm Shi-AH!" Kaitlyn's mom pulled out a … frying pan and begun chasing him with it.
END FLASHBACKOf course, THEY were just getting out of school, arguing loudly about who was going to drive.
"K-Kaitlyn's mother," Tohru wheezed as she skidded to a halt in front of them, "is trying to KILL Shigure!"
"Well, shit. Everyone, in the car, NOW!" Kaitlyn yelled, taking the initiative and jumping in herself.
"I GET TO DRIVE!" Nonie shouted, but was gently shoved into the backseat.
Brittany jammed the keys into the ignition. "It's faster if I do!"
After three seconds of death-defying driving, they arrived at Kaitlyn's house. Rachel and Kaitlyn were out of the car like bullets, aiming for the front door. Unfortunately, Shigure came tearing out the same door in an effort to not get it. And you know what happens next.
WHAM!
All three managed to fly in separate directions and, to Shigure's horror, he flew backwards and into the clutches of the pan-wielding woman. The beatings promptly began.
Kaitlyn managed to detangle herself from the garden hose and threw herself between her mother and Shigure.
"Mom, MOM! No! He's not a perv (well, he is) but we accidentally brought him from that anime I always watch! You know, Fruits Basket?"
Kaitlyn's mom froze, leaving only the sounds of Shigure whimpering.
"Don't tell me you screwed up another experiment."
"Well, yes," Rachel said calmly, dusting dirt off her pants, as she had landed in the garden. "And you can thank Nonie and your darling daughter for this mess."
"Why am I not surprised? Well, I'm very sorry, Mister …?"
Shigure pushed himself into sitting position. "As I've tried to say before, I'm Shigure Sohma, the lead in Fruits Basket!"
"Ha, you wish Shigure," Kyo called from the van as he stumbled out. The rest were following tentatively, making sure the danger had passed.
IIIIIIIIIII
They were lounging in the basement three hours later when Rachel announced that she had fixed the gun, and proceeded to send them back. Hopefully, they got back home and weren't stuck in, like, DNAngel or something.
… Knock on wood.
ENDAngry Kitty: And it's oveeeeeer!
Sassy: Dude let's party!
(While the two of them are getting drunk …)
Tom: Ugh, that was horrible. I'm glad it's over with. I'm sure you're tired of hearing this, but thanks so much for all of your kind words and for supporting us. Chris73, The Girly Man, love4sesshomaru, XEye-Of-The-WolfX, mina galeno, BADDtotheproverbialbone'DL, White-Inu, hono'o neko, and me.
Angry Kitty: Yesh, we lurve all ya. (passes out)
Tom: I left you two alone for FIVE MINUTES! Why do you DO this?
Sassy: … 'Cause is fun.
Tom: (sigh) Well, I hope you'll be around for whatever the hell ELSE we come up with. TTFN.