NOTE: MY TENSES ARE SCREWED B'COS OF THE PRESENT NARRATIVE TONE. IGNORE THE DUM TENSES.
Here's chappie 3
I don't own anyone, so piss off.
Remus, Sirius, James and I got off the train. Outside, there was a HUGE man, and when I say HUGE, I mean HUGE man, ushering all the first years into boats. We all took a boat, and I sat next to Remus. In the boat next to us, the red head girl was sitting with three dark creepy guys, inclusive of Greasy dude. I hopped out of the boat and walked in to theirs. James, Sirius and Remus looked surprised, but couldn't do anything. I sent back the red head, who shot me a grateful look, which I smiled at.
I sat down and laid back on the back of the boat. The three dark dudes looked disgusted. I smirked and asked bimbotically, "heya, want some suga baby?"
The almost died. James, Sirius, Remus and the red head were laughing their head off. I laughed back.
Not to rare REMUS POV
Wow. Her laugh is so beautiful, it's like a bell. And she's so brave and kind. Why didn't I think of that? Dang
CJ POV
Here I am. Sitting with three random people. Joy. Note, sarcasm…
WOW. OMG. WOW. GEEZ. AWESOME! The boat just turned and we got our first sight of Hogwarts. It's amazing. Bloody hell. It's a flippin huge castle and it looks so magical.
Anyway, getting off the boat. CRAP. That b SLYTHERIN PUSHED ME IN THE LAKE. THAAT'S IT. He's doomed. The trio in the other boat winced. I walked up to those creeps and gave them a good socking, opened some whoop ass, and managed to put on a crying innocent face before a teacher came out. YAY. Wow, she looks creepy. AHAHAH. They get more whoop ass, and whats that? Detention! YAY! I landed some people in detention! I walked over through an admiring crowd to Remus.
"Hi, I'm CJ." I introduced myself to The red head.
"Hey, I'm Lily, and that was cool."
"friends?"
"done deal." The guys were now staring. Lily and I smirked at each other. Guys, they were so slow, they were backward.
Pretty soon, we got into the hall, and I still didn't get dry. And unfortunately, my blouse is bloody transparent. DAMN.
Very common now REMUS POV
Wow, she's amazing. I sound creepy, don't I? Going gaga over someone I just met. I hate myself. She doesn't look so happy. I wonder wh- ahh… her blouse is transparent. Wow. I can see her undergarments. WHA? BAD REMUS, BAAD, NAUGHTY BOY!
CJ POV
HOLY SHITAKE MUSHROOMS! MY BLOUSE IS TRANSPARENT AND I DON'T HAVE MY CLOAK. I HATE LIFE. WAGH. DIE FATE, DIE! What?
Craps, Remus just walked over here and silently gave me a cloak. He just smiled at me. That means, HE SAW! NOOOOOOOOO! WAAAAAAAAHHH! WHY ME? I have wrapped the cloak around myself. it smells, oh gawd. It smells so amazing. It smells like rain and honey and chocolate, oh gawd, I am sooooooo turned on. I could faint. I hugged the cloak tighter. I loved it, it was like a pair of arms hugging me. I could go to sleep. BAD CJ, BAAAAAD.
Anyway, McG. Just called my name. gtg.
GRYFFINDOR! The freakishly ragged hat screamed and I ran off to the table after putting the hat down. I was so happy! YAY GRYFFINDOR! I ran and sat down next to Remus, not noticing the tumultuous applause. I whispered into his ear, "Thanks, I'd have died."
He grinned, eyes twinkling knowingly and whispered back, "you're welcome." His breath tickled my neck.
Stupidly, I asked, "how the crap do you know so much about women?"
He laughed. "cuz women make sense, if you think."
Wow, that's a new one.
"well either way, I owe you one. You just saved me from dying. Thanks."
"anytime." Sigh, he's so sweet. Wait, did he just, just flirt with me! My eyes opened wide in realization. He chuckled at my realization.
I grinned at him flirtatiously and winked. Wow, this is fun, and I feel butterflies in my stomach.
All this while, he struck me as being the good boy, so much for that… Creepy.
Anyway, back to daydreaming… I wanna hug him… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I HAVE FALLLLEN! I SHALL NOW SUCCUMB TO THE CHALICE OF DEATH, and DIE! Gasp. YAY all my friends are in Gryffindor. YAY. I'M BIPOLAR!
Well, there ya go. How was it? Overly fluffy right? Don't worry, it gets fluffier. I'll be writing one on Sirius and James once I'm done, so people who aren't in love with Remus, you can wait a bit. People who are senselessly in love with him, like me, be happy and imagine yourself in CJ's place…