NOTE: MY TENSES ARE SCREWED B'COS OF THE PRESENT NARRATIVE TONE. IGNORE THE DUM TENSES.
Well, here's chappie 4.
I don't own anyone, so go curl up in a corner and die. (that is, if you have a problem with my blatant honesty)
I went up to the common room. Wow. This place is sooooo cool. It's like red and gold all over. Anyway, I followed Lily up to our dorm. Guess what? I'm sharing a room with two blonde bimbos. JOY! Note, sarcasm…
I hate this. One's called Jessica and the other Ashley. Wonderful, just like the Simpson sisters. Two biiiiiig blondes… ANYWAY, at least me and Lily are together. Now, I gotta go for Slughorn's class. Whoever he is, it don't sound to good…
I'm in Slughorn's potions class, shared with slytherins. I hate that, but Slughorn's really taken to Lily… cool.
Guess what? Come one, guess? GUESS ALREADY, YEAH, I'M SITTING NEXT TO REMUS! GASP. DIES.
30 seconds later,
I'm alive again. COOL! Wait, why did I just say cool? I don't like him thaaaaat much, do I?
Never mind, the guys and I just pranked some slimy slytherins, so we got detention. JOY.
Later on n Detention…
Dumdeedum, we're scrubbing the trophy room. It's all gross and stuff, like, bleargh. And apparently, we're popular… shocking right? Anywho… I'm bored. Very bored. And hungry. That creep filch. Asshole. WHYYYYYYYYY. Nevermind, I'm hyper.
Later on, at night. Lily and James are off killing each other. EW. I just noticed something, rephrase killing, you get likking, get it? GET IT? Sighs. Sirius is off losing his virginity, again… and me, I'm here, reading a book with Remus. I'm still scared. I don't know why I feel this way, but I think it's a crush.
I didn't return his cloak. I kept his and gave him another one. I sleep with his every night. I don't know why. I'm getting scared. Why do I feel this way. And the most scary thing is, I sleep undressed. Why me?
How was that? REVIEW! PS, I'm skipping to second year in the next chapter, ok?