A "Random Final Fantasy 7 Yaoi Pairing Generator" crackfic. Rufus has a hard-on for power. For some reason I couldn't stop using c-words.
Hot Tub
Rufus Shinra sighed heavily as he stepped out of his office and locked the door behind him. He glanced at his watch, unsurprised to see that it was past seven. Because of his youth, most people assumed that his title was nothing more than that. A fifteen year old Vice President of the ShinRa Electric Company couldn't conceivably be anything but a figurehead. Rufus was content to let that belief stand, concerns about his future reputation aside, because it made it possible for him to disguise exactly how much control he had over his father's empire. He didn't, however, appreciate having to jump through corporate hoops for twelve hours at a time in order to obtain the information he needed to do his job. He doubted that the situation would change as he grew older; office politics being as integral to ShinRa Inc. as mako energy. And as lethal as Soldier, he thought wryly, whether it was a stress induced aneurism or a hit that did it. He'd have to see to hiring a new head of Urban Development, tomorrow.
Tonight, he was going to forsake the stack of applications in favor of the gentle seduction of a glass of wine, a long soak, and a few hours of sensual abandon.