NOTE: MY TENSES ARE SCREWED B'COS OF THE PRESENT NARRATIVE TONE. IGNORE THE DUM TENSES.
I don't own anyone. Here's chappie the 9th. ENJOY!
In the common room
"LILY!" called James.
"Yeah, LILY!" Sirius called.
"what do you two want?" Lily asked.
"listen, we saw something… you'll never believe." James said.
"what? Please don't tell me you saw someone shagging." Lily snapped.
"no." Sirius said. "should I tell?"
"no, I wanna tell." James said.
"ok, fine."
"look, we saw Moony, that's Remus leave the ballroom."
"yeah, yeah, so we followed him." Sirius piped in.
"uh huh."
"and we saw him kiss. A girl."
"WOW. Remus!"
"yeah."
"no way!" Lily exclaimed.
"yes way." Sirius said. "and guess whom he was kissing?"
"Who?"
"guess."
"Alice?"
"no."
And Lily kept guessing, getting more and more frustrated by the moment, and James and Sirius getting happier and happier by the moment.
"ARGH." Lily got frustrated and in a last ditch attempt said her best friends name. "CJ?"
"yes." Said James and Sirius in synchrony.
Lily looked at their faces in a silent question. Their eyes told the answer. Lily fainted.
"Wow. Wasn't expecting that." Sirius said.
"yeah."
"It's called acting boys." She said from her 'death-like sleep'
"oh." They said, looking disturbed.
"anyway, CJ did say she had met THE ONE tonight. And she didn't tell me."
"…"
"…"
"what's THE ONE?"
"THE ONE, you know!"
"no."
"that means she's in love you twit."
"oh."
"OOOOOOOOOOH!"
"SHUT UP SIRIUS!"
"yeah yeah…"
"she has been mooning over someone for a long time, and always did seem slightly attracted towards Remus."
"and Moony seems rather distracted. And attracted to her. He's been talking about no one but CJ, and he seems rather dreamy tonight."
"yeah."
"wow. Conspiracy."
"now, how to get them to admit it."
"Funfunfunfunfun…" Sirius said.
"Is he on a hyper?" Lily whispered to James.
"I think so, yeah."
Sirius was now bouncing around (think stitch) and singing Tis the season to be jolly in a loud off key voice. Remus and CJ were in their individual beds, thinking about each other…