Lucius awoke one night to nature's call. He rolled over and groped with his feet for his lush house shoes.
He stumbled blindly through his large bedroom on his way to the bathroom. On the way there, he tripped over Cissa's expensive nightie, which he had thrown on the floor hours earlier. He narrowly missed the desk chair, and just as he was about to push open the bathroom door, he stubbed his toe on the doorframe.
He let out a loud, filthy string of curses. He was hopping about cursing the doorframe and the dark when Cissa sleepily sat up and told him ever-so-politely to please shut the bloody hell up so she could go back to sleep.
The next morning he ordered the House Elves to install a nightlight in the master suite.