I like this stuff… Fanfiction deleted it though… And that is why I slit my wrists every day…
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PART 9:
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Wow… I said this would take a while but I never said it would take a LONG while now did I?
PART 9! OVALTINE (my spell check doesn't know how to spell it… so I don't either)
Ness and Kirby were at a skating rink when Kirby suddenly screamed. "Man, I'm thirsty… I need something to drink!"
Ness turned over to Kirby. "HOW ABOUT SOME RICH CHOCOLATE OVALTINE?" he screamed in a voice so kiddy and happy that you'd probably puke if you had heard it.
Gannondorf and Mewtwo were skating by when they heard Ness scream this. "OVALTINE!" they screamed in a way that was almost too happy and then started to follow the two kids.
"AHHHH! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING! WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED!" Ness squealed.
"WE JUST WANT SOME RICH, CHOCOLATE OVALTINE!" they said together. "YAY!"
Samus and C. Falcon were running by when they heard this. "WE WANT RICH CHOCOLATE OVALTINE TOO!" they screamed and started chasing after the two kids.
Ness and Kirby were running away as fast as they could. "BACK OFF! GET YOUR OWN OVALTINE! ARG!" they screamed.
This continued until they had most of the SSBM crew following them.
When they reached the house Zelda and Y. Link came out to meet them. "WHO WANTS SOME RICH CHOCOLATE OVALTINE?" Y. Link screamed.
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Everyone screamed.
"Mommy, we better make more!" Y. Link screamed happily.
Ness and Kirby ran inside as Zelda pulled Y. Link inside. "No honey, we need to call the cops and get rid of these freaks." Zelda said in fear.
So they called the cops. Fox and Falco came over as fast as they could.
"IS THAT RICH CHOCOLATE OVALTINE?" the two screamed and then helped the crowd outside break in.
"AHH! GET THEM AWAY!" Zelda screamed as the crazed crowd overran them.
Ness, Kirby, Y. Link, and Zelda were eaten alive by the crazed crowd, although we still don't know why.
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PART 10! EGGO!
Yoshi and Kirby were sitting in a room when Nana and Popo snuck into the kitchen to try and get some Eggo waffles… Kirby spotted them though.
"GET AWAY FROM MY EGGOS YOU FREAKS!" Kirby screamed and then ate Nana. He was about to eat Popo when Yoshi came from behind and ate him.
"Yum… Tastes like cherry!" Yoshi said and then went to eat Popo.
"ARG! GET AWAY! IT'S MY EGGO!" Popo screamed and started beating Yoshi to death with his hammer.
Link and Mario ran down the stairs to see what was going on when they witnessed this horrific event.
"You two stop what you're doing this instant!" Link screamed as the two stopped.
"Good! Now, why are you fighting?" Link asked as the two answered immediately. "EGGO!"
With this Popo starts beating Yoshi even more as Link chops Mario's head off (Mario was going for the Eggo and had to be stopped). Link then ran for the Eggo but Yoshi swallowed Popo's hammer and then ate Link.
Yoshi suddenly stopped, as he was about to get Popo. He started twitching as Kirby was sucking from the inside. Kirby pulled Yoshi inside out and jumped out. He then ate Popo.
Kirby was alone. He could finally get his Eggo waffles. But when Kirby got to the waffles, he realized they were gone.
(Up in Zelda's room)
Zelda and Peach had heard all the commotion downstairs over the Eggos, so Zelda snuck down as Sheik and stole the Eggo from them while they were busy.
They were sharing the Eggo when they got to the last Eggo. The two started screaming as Sheik then pulled her whip thing out and tied Peach to the chair.
"HAHAHAHA! THE LAST EGGO IS MINE!" Zelda screamed in joy… but then a noise could be heard from outside.
Kirby was outside, and he was sucking with all his strength. He kept sucking and sucking until the entire house flew into his body.
"HA! THAT'S RIGHT BIATCH! THE EGGOS ARE MINE!" Kirby screamed and then walked off.
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PART 11! PEOPLE PC!
A bunch of stick figures were throwing money into a bucket… Mr. G&W was throwing money into a bucket with them.
A woman started talking about saving money as one of the stick figures turned blue and looked over at nothingness, smiling…
"Beep?" Mr. G&W asked.
"Beep Boop!" a stick next to him answered before turning blue.
Everyone around Mr. G&W started turning blue and rushing forward to symbolize high speed. Mr. G&W was just sitting there confused when one of the speeding sticks slammed into him. They both fell over.
Mr. G&W then turned blue and started to choke. He reached out to one of the blue sticks for help, but the blue stick just thought he had been converted and rushed off smiling.
Mr. G&W just sat there dying and choking and started ringing his bell as he was twitching. He was silenced when another blue stick ran him over.
The narrator woman started to talk about the efficiency of People PC as Mr. G&W was lying on the floor, dying. He then turned red and just lay there… then he was run over by another blue stick figure. Mr. G&W died.
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PART 12! MCDONALDS!
Mario was sitting with Luigi outside of a McDonalds hanging out when a rapper, obviously white (in fact, probably whiter than ME), that couldn't sing so he just had to talk the lyrics, and wasn't even rhyming anything, started to 'sing'.
Be in and be liked and have lots of fun.
McDonalds all day and yeah that's cool.
Be yourself, and be McDonalds.
Be trendy and fun and happy and stuff.
Mario and Luigi started walking around and ran into Bowser… they were about to fight but decided to shake hands instead. Bowser was too strong and ended up breaking Mario's hand. Mario screamed.
Don't have enemies, go to McDonalds instead.
Yeah… and like it while you're there.
Be yourself and make McDonalds your place.
And be happy all day with your friends.
Mario and Luigi went with Bowser to McDonalds to buy some food. They saw Peach there. Mario went to go ask her out.
Be yourself unless it's not liking McDonalds.
And laugh with your friends about how much you like McDonalds.
Don't try too hard just follow what we say.
We will tell you what's cool and what isn't.
Peach slapped Mario when he went to talk to her and then kissed Zelda. Mario was shocked and fell over. Link fell over too. Then Mario started laughing like a psychopath and pulled a bomb out of his pocket blowing half of the store to pieces.
(Music stops)
"OH MY GOD! SOMEONE HELP!" Luigi screamed in horror.
Peach and Zelda didn't even notice, and were instead talking about little puppies.
The screen zooms out and becomes a big hamburger shape.
BADABABABA! I'm loving it!
It goes to the end where Zelda and Peach order a salad together at McDonalds. They choke to death on the salad as it is made out of plastic. (I used to always eat at McDonalds, but then they started obsessing with "OOOH SALADS! OOOHHH!" so now I never go there. Subway tastes better and it's got even more healthy food than McDonalds does. So yeah…)
YES! THAT'S RIGHT! I JUST SERIOUSLY ADVERTISED SUBWAY! SUBWAY PWNS MCDONALDS!
Sorry if you like McDonalds better. I know they have some tasty stuff… but still…
R&G! Read and Go tell your friends! Oh, and you can review if you want to…
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PART X-2! JOKES ON YOUR CELL PHONE
"HAHA! IT'S CRAZY!" the narrator screamed as Ness and Popo started jumping up and down in some random bathroom screaming with a mix of joy and WTF.
"ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TEXT THE MESSAGE 'ph33r t3h h4xx0rz' to the number 31337! That's ph33r t3h h4xx0rz to the number 31337!" the narrator screamed as Ness and Popo pulled out chainsaws and started cutting each other in half.
"GET THE FUNNIEST JOKES YOU'LL EVER WANT!" the narrator said in a goofy way as Ness's and Popo's heads started rolling on the floor bloodily with smiles on their face.
Just then Link walked up and texted the message to 31337. His cell-phone suddenly exploded, blowing his hand off. He then fell over as the chainsaws Popo and Ness were using rolled over to him and sliced him into many little bits.
"YAY!" Popo's head screamed as it then rolled off a cliff. Giggles and laughs could be heard from some unseen audience.
"Remember! ALL THE JOKES YOU EVER WANT CAN BE YOURS IF YOU JUST TEXT THE MESSAGE 'ph33r t3h h4xx0rz' TO THE NUMBER 31337!" the narrator screamed. Suddenly the sound of a virus, whatever the crud that is, could be heard as your computer started glitching out. Then the words 'ph33r t3h 31337' started appearing over and over on your screen and then your computer crashed.
Ok then… it's over…
Remember to ph33r t3h h4xx0rz!