A/N: Dedicated to Ron's Secret Lover, who wanted to see Lucius perform at a talent show by singing or dancing. I couldn't make the talent show happen but it turns out Lucius rather likes to sing in the shower.
Narcissa sighed and pulled her stitches out. Embroidering Lucius' Death Eater robes with his patented LM symbol was a lot harder then it seemed. Especially when he insisted it be done in thread made of pure silver.
She was pulling the stitches out for a third time when she heard it. It was light and distant, barely audible above the sound of the water running in the shower.
Lucius was singing. In the shower. Along to the latest Weird Sisters tune.
Cissa couldn't help herself and burst out giggling.
When he emerged from the bathroom a few minutes later, she couldn't even look him in the eye and pretended that the stitching needed her complete attention. He started humming the tune while dressing, and she just couldn't hold it in any longer and laughed out loud.
"What in the devil is wrong with you, woman?" She cackled louder.
"Nothing –gasp- dear, honestly. -gasp-" He shook his head and turned back to the wardrobe, muttering about batty women.
From then on every time Narcissa heard that song, she had to leave the room for fear of collapsing into giggles.