Ahh how wonderful… this was done when razzkat was razzkat pka ebob… this was when I had lightpaladin review me… and Knuckles Spyro Fox Link Zidane blah blah blah… it would be very touching… but I have a sunburn and so whenever I try to be touched it just stings and I end up swearing… oh well… at least I tried…
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PART 17!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything… sometimes someone else even gave me the advertisement to diss!
Reviews: fanfiction made me censor it!
I will give a gold star to anyone that does a back flip!
PART 17! STARBUCKS!
Gannondorf woke up and went to the fridge for a Starbucks coffee. Once he started to drink it a giant crowd appeared in his house.
(That song from the commercials where they all scream HANK over and over… except they say Gannondorf in Hank's place)
Gannondorf turns around to see every Smash Brother in his house.
"GANNONDORF!"
"What the hell… GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Gannondorf screamed.
"GANNONDORF!"
Gannondorf tried to call the police, but the crowd was blocking his way to the phone. So he ran out of the house to get to his car. Suddenly the entire crowd was outside with him.
"GANNONDORF!"
"How did you get here so fast?" Gannondorf screamed in confusion.
"GANNONDORF!"
"What do you want from me!" Gannondorf cried.
"GANNONDORF!"
Gannondorf ran past them and dove into his car. He drove off. He decided to turn the radio on to calm his nerves. He turned it on.
"GANNONDORF!" the radio blared.
Gannondorf immediately turned the radio off… freaked out.
He then drove past a bunch of benches that had been set up as if it was at a football game.
"GANNONDORF!"
He sped up and got to the parking lot at his work.
"GANNONDORF!" Everyone yelled as they were in his parking space.
Now Gannondorf was extremely scared. He took out his gun and started killing people in the crowd.
"GANNONDORF!" The remaining Smashers screamed.
Gannondorf was out of all his bullets but one… he looked down to his gun with a horrified look. He then pointed the gun at his head. Bang.
"GANNONDORF!"
"GANNONDORF!"
"GANNONDORF!"
The crowd continued to cheer until the cops came to investigate a death. The crowds constant cheering annoyed them and so they shot the rest of the Smashers.
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PART 18! SSBM, THE MOVIE!
Narrator: "There was a time, when people could live their daily lives!"
Captain Falcon, who looked a lot like Tom Cruise, stepped out of his car and looked around.
Narrator: "There was a time, when murder was a scary and rare event!"
Captain Falcon walked forward and saw a bunch of pink gooey stuff all over the floor.
The screen went black as flashy lights went everywhere. The words SSBM REVOLUTIONARY pop onto the screen in bold, bright, slightly sexy letters.
Narrator: "SSBM REVOLUTIONARY! Starring Tom Cruise!"
Captain Falcon looked at the screen grinning. Then he went back to his work. He began to study the pink goo that was splattered on the ground.
"I think it was Kirby, he must have been pushed from that tall building up there!" Captain Falcon said pointing up in a moment of brilliance.
Kirby then walked up to Captain Falcon. "Actually, no. I float so it would be impossible for me to die that way. I DID poo over here yesterday though!" he said thoughtfully.
"You can poo?" Captain Falcon asked with a disturbed voice. He then looked around nervously and stabbed Kirby, popping him. He then walked around the crime scene and spread the pink chunks of ex-Kirby to random places.
"See! Kirby fell off of that building!" Captain Falcon screamed pointing up at the said building.
"There isn't even a building anywhere NEAR here. We're in the middle of nowhere!" Fox said walking by.
Captain Falcon looked around, stabbed Fox, and hid his body in a trashcan.
"DUDE! That's EVIL!" Ness said walking up and pointing at Captain Falcon.
"Shut up! You're white! You can't be trusted! The only people that can be trusted are minorities and ME!" Captain Falcon screamed and then stabbed Ness because he was white.
Narrator: "See it in theatres! Coming November 23, 2006! To theatres near you!"
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PART 19! OFF!
Peach was sitting in a chair during a yard sale. Zelda walked by and started complaining about the mosquitoes. She wasn't even at the yard sale. She was sitting by a hidden part of the house planning on breaking in and stealing some stuff.
"Oh, come back here! It's fine!" Peach said waiving to Zelda.
"Oh… ummm… sure…" Zelda said walked forward to Peach when she then noticed a bunch of mosquito repelling stuff. "Can I have this for free?" she asked.
"Take all of them if you want." Peach answered.
"Really… how about this!" Zelda asked taking another thing from the pile of stuff in the yard sale.
"Take it all if you want! It's not like I'm trying to make any money…" Peach answered.
"Can I go into your house?" Zelda asked.
"Sure, go ahead… what do I care" Peach replied.
Zelda walked into Peach's house and started stealing things and putting them in her bag. She walked outside again and noticed something in front of Peach.
"What about that?" Zelda asked.
Peach slapped Zelda and pushed her away. "HELL NO! THIS IS MINE!" she screamed.
"Whatever…" Zelda said and started stealing more things.
"What do you think you're doing?" Mario screamed running up to Zelda as she stole their TV.
"Peach said everything's free… ohh… you look cute you 3 ft tall sexy little thing!" Zelda said and picked Mario up and stuffed him in her bag. She then left after taking everything from Peach's house that was of value.
Luigi ran outside to Peach. "PEACH! ZELDA STOLE EVERYTHING OF VALUE IN THE CASTLE!"
"Oh well. At least I still have this weird mosquito repellent stuff!" Peach said. Just then a mosquito flew by and bit her. Peach fell over screaming her head off. Her head came off. Peach died.
Narrator: "OFF! Keep bugs off! Mostly…"
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PART 20! PETCO!
Fox, Falco, and Mewtwo are workers at Petco.
Fox is playing tug-o-war with a dog; they're both using their mouths.
Falco is chirping with the birds.
Fox starts to sniff the dogs butt.
Falco flaps his wings and starts squawking really loudly, scaring the customers away from that part of the store.
Fox growls at Link and starts tearing away at the poor hero's leg. Fox rips it off and buries it somewhere as Link dies of blood loss.
Falco starts eating birdseed as Fox starts eating dog food.
Mewtwo is meowing as he starts playing with yarn with a cat and then eats some catnip.
Ness walks up to Fox.
"Is this dog food good for the dog?" Ness asks.
"I sure loved it!" Fox said in response.
Ness stared at Fox for a while. Fox stared back.
They both stared.
Fox started sniffing Ness's butt.
Ness ran away screaming. He then impaled himself on a cat accidentally (don't ask).
Mewtwo looked at what had just happened, screamed, and ran to save the kitty. In the process of rescuing the cat he was forced to kill Ness, but that's no big deal, he's only a human.
Y. Link walked up to Falco.
"Are these birds friendly?" Y. Link asked.
"They sure were friendly to me!" Falco replied with a wink.
Y. Link stared at Falco.
Falco stared at Y. Link.
They sat there staring.
Falco started squawking loudly as Y. Link ran away screaming. When he impaled himself on a cat too.
Mewtwo looked over at the scene, went to Y. Link, and pulled the cat out, safely killing Y. Link.
Narrator: "Petco! We care more about our pets than your life! Petco, where the pets go!"
YAY! I'M FINISHED JUST IN TIME!
Oh and so you know… I might be gone for a bit and have no chance to update… I will update as soon as possible though!
Yeah… that might have been when I had to leave for a stupid vacation my parents wanted me to go on for a week… not like it matters anymore… TIME FOR THE NEW ONE!
PART X-3! VAULT! (I can't do the burger king commercial yet… we'll leave it at that)
Popo was walking through the yard when he noticed that the bushes and trees and crap like that hadn't been pruned in a while, and the grass was either too long or dying. Just then he took a sip of Vault.
"You can do better than this! This is pathetic! Other people are looking at your lawn, and what do you have to show them! GET TO WORK!" The voice in Popo screamed as he put his hands on his head and started rolling on the ground, screaming.
"Oh no! The voices are getting to him again! I better call the police!" Nana cried and ran to the phone.
Popo was outside in pain when the voice came back.
"WHAT ARE YOU ROLLING ON THE GROUND FOR? YOU GET BACK UP AND YOU MAKE THIS YARD BETTER THAN EVER!" The voice yelled in Popo's mind. "Start with the lawn, what kind of watering does this grass get? YOU KEEP THIS YARD ALIVE! Use dead babies as fertilizer if you have to, just do it!"
Popo got up and started walking towards a baby playing on the sidewalk close by. He picked the baby up and began strangling it until it stopped making any noise. He repeated until he had enough children. He dragged them into his garage and came out with some red, chunky fluid in a bottle. Then he started spreading it all over the lawn.
This kind of thing continued in a big montage as Popo took drinks of Vault constantly until the yard was almost perfect.
"Why stop now? THIS LAWN IS PERFECT AND YOU DON'T LET KIDS CUT ACROSS IT!" the voice yelled.
Popo started setting up traps across his lawn. A kid walked by and fell into a pit of rusty spoons. Screams weren't heard because the pit was ONE BAZILLION JILLION miles deep.
As Popo began to work more on the yard the cops came by and tackled him. Nana came out crying, as Popo struggled against the police.
"Popo! It's OK! We're just trying to help!" she cried as he was then dragged into the car and hauled away.
Guess what. Some people hate me because they think I just think I'm better than everyone. That's what SOME people think not what EVERYONE thinks… but those SOME people only say what they do because they secretly know I'm better than them and so they feel threatened.
I'm going to be home alone for the next 3 years. I'm scared that I might get molested.