Damn… it isn't so fun to update this story because I've already done it once… and that pisses me off because fanfiction deleted this without warning me… so I couldn't do anything about it…

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PART 21!

Disclaimer: I don't own jack… whoever that is… I don't own any companies and products and all that shimeramor… I don't own SSBM or any of that… BLAAAA!

Reviews: censored due to irrelevance.

OTHER CRAP: Well I'm finally BACK from my FAMILY REUNION! "Ooh look he's grown soo much!" well well well… apparently I grew 7 ft. since the last time they saw me… AND I'M ONLY 6 FT TALL! Oh well… the computer there had filters so I couldn't come here… it's an adult website… O.o REALLY! I WANNA SEE THE ADULT SECTION!

Ooh well… I'm here now so I'm gonna do the adds now… 5 gold stars to whoever guesses what country I hail from (do my ancestors come from England or Italy or where?)

PART 21! WENDY'S!

Mewtwo and Gannondorf are out late at 1:00 AM… doing drugs…

"Ooh man, all these drugs are making me hungry…" Mewtwo said.

"Alright, but where are we gonna eat at this time of night?" Gannondorf asked.

"Ooh… I hear Wendy's is open late now! CAN WE GO CAN WE GO! PLEASE!" Mewtwo asked.

"Meh, OK" Gannondorf said.

So the two started to head off to Wendy's when a bunch of gangstas came up behind them and started beating them down for their shoes. Mewtwo doesn't wear shoes so the gangstas just shrugged and ripped off his feet instead.

" Ohhh Wendy's…" Mewtwo groaned. "I can't get to you at night but at least I know you're open!"

The gangstas started prancing about in the street, throwing gang signs and looking tough.

They got hit by a car.

(Inside the car)

"Who wants Wendy's?" Zelda asked with a wink and a grin.

"Ooh! OHHH! MEEEE! I DO!" Y. Link and Ness cried as they started bouncing up and down happily in the back of the car.

The car went over a bump sending Ness's head slamming into the roof. Puss went flying everywhere as he screamed and died in pain.

"OHHH! MOMMY! CAN I HAVE HIS SHARE OF FOOD?" Ness asked hopefully.

"What the hell!" Y. Link screamed, gutting Ness with his sword and throwing him out the window.

"Sure honey… now I have to have time to think about why I was stupid enough to go out to get you fast food this late at night." Zelda said.

"Isn't it because Link kicked us out of the house?" Y. Link asked.

"NO! OF COURSE NOT! NOTHING HAPPENED! I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!" Zelda screamed as they pulled up to the drive through window.

"What do you want?" Roy, the fast food dude, asked.

"I'll have a…" Zelda started.

"NO NOT YOU! I'M BEING ROBBED! SOMEBODY HELP!" Roy screamed as gunshots were heard.

"Give me all your money!" Captain Falcon screamed.

Roy's dead body lay there with no response.

"I said… GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!" Captain Falcon screamed again even louder.

"He's dead you moron…" Fox said as he then went to the back and started getting money.

(Back inside the car)

"Where are you going mommy?" Y. Link asked as Zelda got out of the car.

"I'm going to go get our NOW FREE FOOD!" Zelda said.

As she left and went into the restaurant, Samus ran up and stole the car, throwing Y. Link out the window as she sped off.

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PART 22! SWIFFER!

Fox, Samus, Ness, and Kirby were sitting there watching Falco throw random stuff on the ground.

"Ok… now for some CDs…" Falco said as he crunched up Kirby's CDs and threw them down to the ground.

"HEY! THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE CD!" Kirby whined.

"Ohhh… and now some dog hair…" Falco said pulling a patch of fur off of Fox's back.

"OW!" Fox screamed.

"And this will do…" Falco took Ness's bat and cracked it in half, getting splinters all over the floor.

"Hey! That was a rare bat!" Ness screamed.

As he reached for Samus she just lifted her arm-cannon and aimed it right in his face.

"That's a good idea…" Falco said as he took her cannon and broke it, spilling plasma all over the floor.

"That's it!" everyone yelled as they screamed and brutally beat Falco to death.

Cameraman guy: uhhh… we need him to finish the commercial…

"No! What we need is someone to clean up this mess!" Samus said. "And I've got this new Swiffer vac! IT WILL WORK!"

"Seriously… why do you need a vacuum when you have me?" Kirby asked. "I'll handle this…"

so Kirby sucked a big blackened glob of the mess up… there was a long pause…

Kirby fell over, turning blue.

"See! You need the Swiffer!" Samus said and started vacuuming up… then picked it up and looked away from ANYONE who could possibly relate to the scene.

"Can anyone say breakfast, lunch, and dog hair?" she asked with a creepy grin on her face.

"Umm… Samus… who are you talking to?" Ness asked.

"SHUT UP!" Samus screamed and beat Ness to death with the Swiffer vac.

Narrator: "THE SWIFFER VAC! PICKS UP ANY MESS! NO NEED TO CLEAN IT! AND IT MAKES A GOOD WEAPON!"

Then Fox and Samus started fighting over who got the chance to keep the Swiffer. Fox eventually pulled his gun and shot Samus in the eye, he then started beating her corpse with the Swiffer vac.

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PART 23! ITT TECH!

Marth was sitting, starring into the camera… talking…

"I used to rely on looks to get me through the day…" Marth said.

The scene went to Marth trying to get into a club with DK as the bouncer. He looked around and started rubbing up against DK. DK screamed and slapped Marth as hard as he could, sending him flying.

"That didn't always work… so I decided to go to ITT Tech as a computer designer…" Marth said going on in the same monotone voice.

It flashed to a scene where Marth fencing with Roy.

"I've never felt better… My mom is actually thinking about actually admitting we're related!"

It flashed to a scene of Marth playing chess with Zelda.

"I do a job that I love…"

It flashed to Marth fencing with Roy again.

"I get a great sense of pride from what I do…"

It flashed to Marth jumping out of a plane… he then realized that he didn't have a parachute with him.

"AHHHH!" Marth screamed as the then splattered into the ground.

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PART 24! TARGET!

(A song nobody cares about is going on in the background)

Yoshi was roaming around in random positions on a red tinted screen.

Fox was toying around with his gun on a red tinted screen.

C. Falcon started boxing with nothingness on a red tinted screen.

Roy and Marth were messing around with their swords on a red tinted screen.

Ness was moving objects with his mind on a red tinted screen.

Y. Link started lighting bombs, but as he went to throw it, it exploded in his hands and he splattered into the red tinted screen, increasing the shade of red.

Zelda did her transforming thing but messed up and a bloodstain appeared instead of Sheik on a dark red tinted screen.

Kirby started to suck something towards him but it was a knife and it hit him and he fell over on a dark red tinted screen with reddish ooze going down it.

Mr. G&W was ringing a bell driving DK insane so he pounded Mr. G&W's head, but because Mr. G&W's head was 2-D DK's hand went right through and got sliced in half. DK screamed and slammed Mr. G&W with a head-butt, the same thing happened though. DK fell over dead on a dark red tinted screen with reddish ooze going down it and nearly soaking the whole camera, making it almost impossible to see.

Falco was messing around with his gun when it discharged and a scream was heard. The screen moved over and a dead Pichu was lying there.

Yoshi stuck his tongue out and it got stuck to the screen. Y. Link then went flying by, ripping the tongue in half on a dark red tinted screen with reddish ooze going down it nearly soaking the whole camera making it almost impossible to see with a chunk of tongue stuck on it.

Fox was toying with his gun when he shot himself.

C. Falcon accidentally hit Bowser while he was boxing nothing. Bowser in turn fried him with his flame breath.

Roy and Marth continued to mess around with their swords when they 'accidentally' get each other at the exact same time… the screen is almost pure red now.

Ness is still moving objects when he slips and a piano falls on him.

Pikachu and Jigglypuff are hanging out when a bolt of lightning suddenly hits Pikachu causing him to fall over, and Jigglypuff to explode. You can no longer see through the screen.

A target appears and under it says "Target"

An arrow flies into a target.

The screen moves to reveal Link with a bow. "What?" he asked. Blood began seeping through the target as Mewtwo's dead corpse fell down, ripping the piece of paper with the target painted on it down.

"So that's who was behind it all!" Link said with amazement.

Wow… it feels like that last little break was good for me! Not really… I hated it the whole time and was begging to come home so I could update and read and whatnot… oh well… I'm finished now…

THE FUNNY LIST! (censored because I'm a lazy person)

R&STD… Read and Say Trinket Death!

No new advertisements… I'm sick of this story… It's been a year and I ALREADY FINISHED IT AND FANFICTION IS EVIL! RAWR! Besides… this chapter was hilarious enough as it is…)