Short chapter, RV is an Omake-short humorous episode-see end
"Holy…" Sam said softly. "Is that safe?"
"Well, it's not safe," Danny determined half and hour later. "But its not necessarily UN-safe."
"The hole wasn't big enough to get anything through, but enough to let some ectoplasm out." Jazz clarified as she floated over Sam's bed.
The group had shut themselves up in Sam's attic for the night. Since it was a "relationship" thing, Tucker was completely okay with it. He had even hinted at a date with Valerie. As such, Danny and Jazz had stayed in ghost mode, comfortably floating about. Danny had to admit that it was more comfortable than any pillow.
"So how strong are you guys now?" Sam asked. Since the other two had opted for their paranormal forms, she had also changed to hers. It consisted of a short brown skirt with a darker pair of pants on under that. Her top was a kind of dark sea blue that melded into a short cape. The cape ended just below her shoulder blades and constantly waving ever so slightly in a nonexistent wind.
Her hair and eyes didn't change, but there was one more addition to her body. Two translucent, violet wings fluttered lightly as Sam moved through the air.
"Anywhere but inside the house," Danny thought. "We might be a little stronger. Inside the house. Double, maybe more."
Sam's eyes widened. "Wow. Maybe I should look at this place with a spell or two."
"How are your…studies going?" Jazz asked, shrugging towards the book.
"Really well," Sam smiled. "I'm already into some of the higher elemental spells and have mastered all the minor spells."
"So you can really annoy people now?" Danny teased.
Sam smiled and snapped her fingers. Danny blinked. Suddenly his leg started to itch. Scratching it, his side began to itch. After a moment he was itching all over.
"Okay, okay! I take it back," Danny cried. Sam snapped her fingers again and the itching was gone.
"Effective," Jazz commented.
"And how are you coming along, Danny?" Sam asked pointedly.
Danny smirked and held out a hand. "Shadows of the night. Shadows of the moon. Phantoms of fright. Shine as noon," Danny chanted in a deep voice.
Jazz and Sam's eyes widened as glowing figures erupted from Danny's hands. They were small, but grew in size, depth, and darkness. In moments, they had overshadowed every speck of light in the entire room. Then they were gone.
"Sorry," Danny apologized. "They like to get a scare in when I don't have an enemy for them to fight. It's all in good fun, though."
Jazz and Sam laughed nervously.
"And Jazz, or Sapphire," Danny smiled. "Is getting to be a pretty good marks-ghost."
"Marks-ghost?" Sam asked.
"I can shoot a ghost from thirty feet," Jazz explained. "And I am doing relatively well on the more traditional ghost powers."
"So…movie time?" Danny asked.
Sam and Jazz sighed and flipped the TV on. Danny and Sam took up a position hovering above the couch. Jazz settled for the normal approach and took to laying on the couch.
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"No!" Danny yelled, trying to maintain his sanity over the sight before him.
"Danny, it's just a rabbit!" Sam yelled back, holding a shivering lump of black fur in her hands.
"No it's not! It just flipped me off!" Danny cried, pointing in an accusing manner.
"Fuck you!" The rabbit sqeaked. Sam immediately dropped it. Danny smirked and kicked the rabbit down the hall.
"Your mother was a fat cow!" The rabbit yelled at Sam.
"Eat ghost Plasma Biznitch!" Tucker yelled and fired off a green ghost beam. Danny blinked.
"Since when can you do that!" the Halfa yelled.
"DO NOT QUESTION THE PLOT HOLES!" Avoice from the Heavens yelled. Danny and the gang cowered in fear, until the rabbit came back with a bazooka.
"Who the HELL gave the rabbit a bazooka!" Jazz yelled, seeking cover behind a trashcan.
"Who do you think?" Sam yelled back.
"Hey kids! I see you've met Bizntich, our new family pet! He's going to help up hunt ghosts!" Jack yelled while foaming at the mouth.
"Teeth of Dracula, what's going on here!" Lancer yelled, moving into the hall, just in time to get hit by a bazooka blast. And over his flaming corpse, there was much rejoicing!
"We must defeat him!" Danny yelled.
"Make your time!" Tucker declared to the rabbit.
"All your base are belong to us!" The rabbit yelled back.
"Of yeah? Eat Wing Zero beam cannon!" Sam yelled and rolled up the sleeve of a black suit that had suddenly appeared on her.
"Wing Zero, it's Showtime!" Sam cried into a small wristwatch.
"Wing Zero's on coffee break," the writer replied. "But here."
Instead of Wing Zero, the form of Relena Peacecraft suddenly appeared. The rabbit twitched violently and exploded. Knowing that nothing could take the unleashed horror of Relena, Sam detonated the self-distruct.
"We have come to terms," Danny nodded.