A/N: For Kougaismyhomeboy who wanted Lucius to deal with Draco coming out of the closet and/or a day at the spa. Very fun to write, I even managed to get the spa trip in there.This might resemble a certain part of a certain South Park episode in which a certain celebrity was in the closet and refused to come out. Aha.
"Draco, you need to come out of the closet."
"I'm not in the closet, father."
A defeated sigh. "Yes, yes you are son. You are defiantly in the closet."
"….not coming out."
"Please? Potter needs his closet back son."
"...you're the one in the closet."
Closet door opens slightly. Lucius goes in to try and retrieve Draco.
"Hm. What do you know, it's quite nice in here…..for Potter's closet of course."
"Of course father."
Potter grumbles from the doorway to his room. Nice. Now he had two complete nutters in his closet.
"Come on you two, come out of the closet! I'm goingneed to go into that closet soon!"
A muffled giggle. "We all know you're in the closet Potter."
"Stuff it Malfoy, and get out of my closet!"
A very feminine shriek comes from the closet. "Aaaahhhhhh! What touched me!"
"I believe that was cotton, Draco." More shrieking, followed by a blur of blond hair tumbling out of the closet.
"Uuugggghhh. I can't believe it touched me. Your closet is disgusting, Potter. Cotton, honestly." Potter blinks.
"Ha. You came out of the closet, Malfoy."
"Stuff it Potter. I think I need a day at the spa to recuperate from this traumatic experience. Ta, father. I'll be at the spa."
As far as we know, Lucius is still in the closet.