A/N: for the reviewer who left the prompt Lucius Gets a Television. He doesn't like being ignored. Good news is that I'm back on prompts, and hopefully this doube-update makes up for my absentness the past few days.
Lucius finished plugging his telly-visor into the wall socket and went to the couch, pulling out the telly-visor controller and pressing the big red button at the top just like the brochure said to. It blinked on to a program featuring a woman sitting behind a desk, staring straight out of the screen and talking.
"There have been no leads in the murder investigation so far"
"Well maybe they're not looking hard enough." Lucius responded.
As if she hadn't even heard him, the woman continued on, "Now, to Dale with the weather. Are we going to see more sunshine tomorrow Dale?"
"Dale? Who's Dale. Don't change the subject, woman!" Lucius said.
An older man with grayish hair came on the screen and started talking and gesturing to a map behind him. Lucius scowled and pressed the little upwards pointing arrow on the controller. The people on the next seven channels didn't respond to him either, and in a fit of rage Lucius flipped off the telly-visor and threw the controller down, stalking off to his study.
The WWN had better shows anyhow.