Iron Chef: Amestris
The Results
"We still don't have dishes! We're going to loose! Here! Al, make some coconut shrimp!" Winry grabbed a handful of shrimp and dumped them in a pan.
"Coconut shrimp? How?"
"I don't care!" Winry shouted, "Ed! Envy! Get back here and help!" They paid no attention. "Ugh, men." She let loose two wrenches and hit both of them. "I said get back here!"
"Uh…" Al sighed. They didn't even have a coconut to use to make coconut shrimp.
"Shrimp stew technique!"
"Pan fried shrimp technique!"
"Shrimp pizza!"
"Shrimp burger!"
"SHRIMP!"
"Major, you're quite the cook." Roy said, scratching his head, amazed as he watched the major prepare the dishes in the remaining seconds of the battle.
"Wow, the contestants are really working now." Hughes said, gazing down at the mess below.
"One minute remaining."
"Oh god!" Al said trying to handle a pot boiling over.
"For the love of alchemy, I can't cook!" Ed exclaimed. "Oh, hell, I give up! We're done for."
"Zero minutes remaining."
"Oh! Time is up ladies and gentle!" Hughes said, climbing down the stairs. "Now, the taste test begins!"
The crowded cheered again for the long awaited moment of truth.
"The Flame Alchemist has prepared five dishes! Shrimp Gumbo! Shrimp Kebab! Shrimp Stew! Thousand Shrimp Boat! Shrimp Stir Fry!" The camera moved over all five dishes.
"The Full Metal Alchemist has prepared two dishes! Shrimp…uh. Psst, Ed, what is that?"
"Shrimp burger."
"Yes, a shrimp burger! And shrimp….shrimp, uh, another shrimp dish!"
"Is that that implying I'm short!" Ed shouted.
"Brother….."
"And now! The taste test!" Hughes said.
Flame Alchemist:
Shrimp Gumbo
King Bradley: Interesting flavor.
Hohenhiem: Interesting indeed. What a strange combination.
Black Hayate: Bark!
Gluttony: Food!
Thousand Shrimp Boat
King Bradley: Interesting name.
Hohenhiem: I am feeling seasick.
Black Hayate: Bark!
Gluttony: Lust? Lust likes boats?
Shrimp Kebab
King Bradley: Oh, it's good you're an officer and not my cook, Mustang.
Hohenhiem: Is that edible? It's gray….
Black Hayate: whimper
Gluttony: Mmmm, foood good!
Shrimp Stir Fry
King Bradley: Same as above.
Hohenhiem: This is the power of alchemy?
Black Hayate: whimper
Gluttony: Mmmm! More food!
Shrimp Stew
King Bradley: Uh…..
Hohenhiem: This is delicious! I love this dish!
Black Hayate: Bark…?
Gluttony: Lust?
Full Metal Alchemist
Shrimp Burger
King Bradley: American food is interesting.
Hohenhiem: Indeed, I concur.
Black Hayate: Bark! Bark! BARK!
Gluttony: Lust, gluttony scared!
The other Shrimp dish
King Bradley: I am glad you are not my cook either, Full Metal.
Hohenhiem: Sons, I am so proud of you all!
Black Hayate: whimper
Gluttony: (Slobbers all over the place and begins to grow larger.)
"And the result is….!" Hughes collected the scorecards and scanned all of them. "Well, the results are….it's a tie!"
"What? What do you mean it's a tie?"
"Oh man…."
"No one wins the prize money! It seems the food both teams cooked was so horrible, they tied as losers!" Hughes said with a shrug. The camera zoomed on Hughes' face. Loud noises, screams and protests were heard in the background, a flash of a giant Gluttony eating members of the audience.
"Well, that concludes this episode of Iron Chef: Amestris! See ya next time on the Military Food Network!"
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