A/N: For Someonewithapencil who wanted Lucius to get the hiccups and GMGs-4eva who wanted Lucius to walk in on Voldie and Bella. I managed to get both in this adventure. Ha.
Hiccup! Hiccup! Lucius hiccupped his way down the main hall in the manor, striding angrily.
"Master is angry?" a timid house elf asked.
"Yes –hiccup- master is angry!" Lucius spat. "Fetch me a glass of –hiccup- water!"
The elf rushed off and returned quickly with the water. Lucius downed the entire glass and waited a moment.
"I think they're –hiccup-….not gone." He scowled at the house elf and threw the glass at it.
"If Flossy may say so master, master should hold his breath." The elf flinched and closed it's eyes, opening them when Lucius did not hit it with his cane. When it looked up, Lucius was holding his breath and turning a light shade of purple. "Master should probably stop now, sir. It is not a good thing to be purple sir Flossy thinks."
Lucius let out his breath in a big gust of air, but after a second the hiccups were back.
"Where is –hiccup- the Dark Lord, elf?"
"Dark master is with Miss Bella in the parlor, sir. Just like you told Flossy to send them."
"Fine. You are –hiccup- dismissed." The elf ran off with the glass quickly, presumably to tell the tale of the day Master Took Advice from an Elf.
Lucius hiccupped his way down the halls to the parlor, and when he pushed open the door leading into it he was met with a horrific sight: Bellatrix Black and the Dark Lord in a very compromising position. He gaped for a moment before turning tail and closing the door quickly, his face bright red.
A few seconds later he realized his hiccups were gone.