Thanks for the reviews! I already know someone that I need to e-mail about an idea for the potions class scene! Anyway, I don't own FMA or HP! So hope you like! BWA-HAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHA!
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"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!" yelled Ed when he was done reading the letter.
"What's wrong Ed?" asked Hermione, after she closed yet another door.
"My…FATHER and uncle are on the train some where," replied Ed, his head hung low.
"That's Okay! Lets look for them," replied Hermione sweetly. And the search began… They started opening doors looking for what Ed described as a really annoying man with black hair and a suit of armor. Hermione opened another door near the end of the train and spotted three people.
One was wearing a large suit of armor. Silver spikes running along shoulders and a single spike at he helmet. He was about six feet in height, but still looked shy and weary about the train.
Sitting next to him was a handsome young man with stunning black hair. Well…he looked pretty good in Hermione's eyes but to Ed he probably look more like his death. He wasn't wearing anything special. (AN: I know what you were thinking when you read the first few words!) Just a white T-shirt and some new blue jeans. The only weird thing was, was that he was wearing military type boots. They were bulky and huge. Hermione thought they looked sort of like Ed's boots but bigger.
Across from them was a man fast asleep. The man was wearing extremely shabby robes and looked ill and tired. Even though he looked young you could see some gray in his hair.
"Um…excuse me mister Elric?" asked Hermione sweetly. Roy twitched at being called 'Mr.Elric' but managed a smile.
"Y-y-yes?" stammered Roy. 'Fullmetal is going to kill me…' At the other end of the train Edward was still looking. Ed sneezed loudly. Wiping his nose with a Kleenex Ed murmured something about damn allergies and dusty air.
"I finally found you! Ed and I have been trying to find you." She smiled. "Hold on let me get the others!" and with that she ran out the door.
"Looks like Ed finally got himself a girl friend, huh Al!" snickered Roy, trying to hide the large grin that was creeping on his face before the chibi alchemist walked in. Alphonse just snickered and then burst out in a full-fledged laughter. A few minutes later Hermione walked back in followed by Ron, Harry, and a really pissed looking Ed. Roy made room between himself and Al. Ed just stomped over towards them and whispered
"I need explanations on how you and Al are staying there." And then sat in between them. Harry sat next to the other man. Ron sat next to Harry and Hermione sat next to Ron, which was across from Roy.
"You must be Ed's father. Hermione told us you and your brother would be on the train Mr.Elric," stated Harry trying to sound professional but soon burst out laughing along with Ron.
"Why's your dad here, Ed?" snickered Ron.
"I wish I knew too…" mumbled Ed giving a death glare in Roy's direction just to get a wary smile in return.
"Nice armor!" exclaimed Ron, averting Ed's gaze. Al just put an arm behind his head.
"Thanks," replied Al shyly. Ed nudged Al with his elbow and grinned broadly.
"So what did you want to tell us?" asked Hermione looking at Harry. Harry waved for Ed to come over. The teenagers huddled together.
"Teens!" snorted Roy.
Harry told them about what he heard last night. He told them how Sirius Black was after his life and might be hiding on school grounds, waiting for his chance. Harry, Ron, and Hermione also filled Ed in on the previous two years so he wouldn't get lost.
"So…Blacks after you…I guess every thing will be okay if you stay with in the building…" murmured Ed.
"Harry you should be extra careful this year. Don't do anything reckless."
"Trouble just seems to find me! Its not my fault all that stuff happened." Sulked Harry.
"You and me both." Snickered Ed.
"Okay let me get this straight…when you were little your parents were killed by Voldemort, some demented wizard, and you were forced to live with your aunt and uncle at some horrible house where they treat you like dirt, and when you started to go to Hogwarts Voldemort has been trying to kill you in multiple ways, like the first defense against the dark arts teacher where he was on the back of the mans head and the second time with the journal and the secret passage where you fought a huge serpent that almost killed Ginny. Yeah I think I got it."
Harry smiled and raised one hand behind his head shyly.
"Yep, you got it," he laughed as Ed smiled. Edward got back into his seat next to Roy, and gave him a glare.
"Soooo. Why are you here Col- I mean DAD," asked Edward as Roy just smiled at him, and held his hands up in defense.
"I will tell you later, Edward. I'm sure you just want to hang out with your uncle and friends," he smirked as Edward lifted a fist up.
"He, Ed. who's that guy?" Harry asked as he started to stare at the sleeping man.
"Professor R. J. Lupin," replied Roy casually.
"How the hell do you know that, 'dad'." Asked Ed, with his arms folded.
"Because, 'son', it's on his luggage," snorted Roy. Alphonse chuckled, as Ed turned red in embarrassment.
"So it is…" whispered Ed under his breath.
"I wonder what he teaches…" asked Harry aloud as he reached over Ron and touched the man's arm.
"Stop that, Harry. He is going to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. I learned about your past history with DADA (defense against dark arts.) teachers, from Dumbledore," sighed Roy as he sunk into his seat.
"What's that noise?" asked Alphonse, randomly changing the subject before Ed killed Roy.
"It's coming from your trunk, Harry!" exclaimed Ron, as he stood up and reached into the luggage rack. After digging threw Harry's things, he finally found what he was looking for. Ron sat back down with some sort of glass spinning top. It glowed vividly, while it spun in place, while making a loud high pitched whistling type noise.
"What the hell is that?" asked Ed with a frown as he put his hands up to cover his ears.
"A sneakoscope. It warns, who ever has it, when someone untrustworthy is in the room or really close by," sighed Harry as he stood up and stuffed it so deep in his trunk that the sound could no longer be heard.
"Maybe I shouldn't have gotten you that for your birth day…" groaned Ron as he shook his head. "We can get that thing fixed in Hogsmeade."
"Do you know a lot about Hogsmeade?" asked Hermione enthusiastically. "I've read it's the only non-Muggle settlement in-"
"Yeah, it is! But that's not why I want to go! I just want to get into Honeydukes!" exclaimed Ron happily, as he gave a big, cheesy grin.
"What's that?" asked Hermione.
"A sweet shop! They have all sorts of things!" Ron exclaimed, sighing with a faraway look in his eyes.
"But Hogsmeade is a more interesting place than that, right? I was reading in one book, that the Shrieking Shack is the most haunted building in all-" Hermione was cut off by Ron's rambling about the different candies he was going to buy.
"What is Hogsmeade, anyway?" asked Roy, one arm draped across Ed's shoulders. Ed swatted at the nuisance on his shoulders but Roy just flat out ignored him.
"It's kind of like a weekend visit away from school grounds. The place has no Muggles, what so ever-"started Hermione until Roy raised his eye brows about the Muggle thing.
"Muggles are non-magical folk," answered Ron as Roy nodded his head.
"It's supposed to be a lot of fun… too bad the Dursleys didn't sign the form to let me go. You're lucky, Ed. What could be a better permission slip than your own father coming!" exclaimed Harry with a depressed look on his face.
"My father is an-" Al cut Ed off by putting his hand over Ed's mouth.
"Can't McGonagall sign it or something!" exclaimed Ron, his hands tightening into fists.
"She's so strict! She would never," sighed Harry as Ron put his hand to his chin, now thinking harder than ever before. (AN: yeah right…. )
"How about asking Fred or George! They should know a bout the school grounds! They might know an alternative way out of the school!" urged Ron as Hermione shook her head.
"Ron!" snapped Hermione. "I don't think Harry should be sneaking out of school with that murderer on the lose!"
Hermione started fumbling with the latch on Crookshanks cage door, while Ed started to give a few details about Black to Roy and Al.
"No! Don't let it out!" shrieked Ron as the cage door swung open. Crookshanks leapt out.
"SHE'S SOOOO CUTE!" screamed Al as he scoped the cat into his lap. The cat made himself comfortable on his loincloth and locked his gaze on the lump in Ron's pocket. Just then they heard an ear splitting scream come from Roy. Ed laughed evilly as Shukumei sunk her claws into Roy's face. Roy placed his hands firmly under Shukumei's fore arms and ripped her off. Large bleeding stripes on Roy's face were left on his face as she went back into Ed's lap. Ed patted her head and cooed to her multiple compliments as Roy started crying and holding his head in his hands.
"Oh, Al? Crookshanks is a 'he'." Smirked Ed as Al 'blushed'.
Al handed Roy a few bandages while Ed burst out laughing. Harry smirked at the scene before him while Hermione was giggling. Ron burst out laughing along with Ed.
"That's no way to act for your father, SHRIMP!" growled Roy as Ed's jaw dropped. Al did an anime sweat drop as he grabbed Ed's arms and held him as far away from the colonel.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT YOU COULD MISTAKE A SPECK OF DUST TO BE MY TWIN BROTHER!" screamed Ed as he jerked his left leg up, making it connect squarely to Roy's jaw. Roy swung back, and hit his head on the wall behind him, causing blood to spew forward. He sunk to the floor, blood covering his head. Roy fell forward, right in front of Hermione's feet. Hermione let out a high-pitched scream as blood covered her shoes. Ed did an anime sweat drop as he got to his knees next to Roy.
"A-a-are you okay?" stammered Ed as he grabbed Roy by the collar of his shirt and shook his head a few times. Roy's right arm twitched a few times before he held it front of Ed face. His thumb slowly went up until his hand did a thumbs up sign.
"Okay. He's fine," stated Ed swiftly as he stood up, Roy's shirt still in his fist. A vein popped on Ed's head as he realized that Ed was standing completely up, at his tallest, practically on his toes… and Roy was on his knees. Ed heard Roy mumble something.
"What did you say?" spat Ed as a smirk grew on Roy's face.
"Short." Ed let go of Mustang's shirt, letting Roy fell face first onto the floor as Ed sat back down in his seat. By this time Ron and Harry were practically crying from all the laughter. Hermione shook her head as she got on her knees next to Mustang.
"Mr.Elric? Do you need an aspirin?" she asked as she pulled out a small white bottle from her pants pocket. He swiped the bottle from her hand and took out a good four or five of them.
"Thanks. LITTLE things tend to give me headaches!" he growled at Ed as Ed turned his head and began to whistle.
"Ed, would you shut up! You're going to wake up Mr.Lupin!" shouted Al as Ed just gaped.
"You told me to shut up!" exclaimed Ed in shock as Al shook his head with a sigh.
"Hey! Where is Crookshanks and Shukumei?" asked Harry as Ed turned his head to look at Al. Al laughed awkwardly as he turned around. After a few minutes of causing and clanking, Al turned back around with the cats in his arms.
"They were behind me to WHOLE time!" laughed Alphonse as he gave Crookshanks back to Hermione and Shukumei back to Ed. Roy swiped Shukumei out of Ed's arms and looked carefully at her. His eyes were in complete concentration as Shukumei gave a look that said 'what the fu are you looking at?' (AN: remember I don't want to really make this an M rated fic…or do I!)
"What's with the auto-mail cat, Ed?" smiled Roy. (AN: yes u heard me right! Colonel smiled!)
"That's what that stuffs called!" exclaimed Ron as he gave a quick glace to Crookshanks, who was still looking at the lump in his pocket.
"For some reason he grew quite attached to that cat in particular! The owner said that Shukumei came from a far away place called Amestris. She also said, that she has never seen that kind of technology and that a rumor was that it could generate flames from her tail!" happily exclaimed Hermione to Roy as Ed it his head with his hand.
"Flames, huh? I thought you would name her something different?" asked Roy with one eyebrow raised. Ed blushed as he swiped Shukumei back. Just then they heard steady foot steps coming close to their compartment. Roy got the instinct to snap his fingers, but Ed slapped his hands down. The compartment door slowly opened, revealing the world's most horrible disgusting creature.
"Well, look who it is. Pot Head, Weasel, the Mud Blood, and the new addition, the Midget!"
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Yep…that was short. I need to get some ideas on my head. I'll do, like, one more chapter before they get to Hogwarts. After the next chapter I will need A LOT of help, probably. So e-mail me! THANK YOU! Also I need help with pairings! I was thinking of an Al x Roy or Ed x Roy (I like Al and Roy better!) But then I could always add some other character like Havoc or Feury or something…mmmmm….Havoc x Al….. any way e-maol me some ideas about when thay git to Hogwarts because I have nooo idea of wha to make them do! Thanks and please review! LOL