"WHO THE #&() ARE YOU CALLING AN ULTRA TINY DUST PARTICLE THAT'S SO SMALL THAT WHEN A DUSTER COMES TO PICK ME UP IT CAN'T BECAUSE I'M TOO SMALL FOR IT TO WORK!" screamed Edward as Malfoy wiped the saliva off his face with the sleeve of his shirt.

"Say it not spray it, Midget!" spat Malfoy as Roy held Edward down.

"Excuse me, but who are you?" asked Alphonse as sweetly as he could in the situation. Malfoy snorted as Crabbe and Goyle chuckled stupidly.

"You never heard of me? Why I'm Draco Malfoy! This person next to me is Crabbe," Malfoy pointed to the tallest of the three. He had a horrible pudding bowl hair cut and had an extremely thick neck that just plain didn't look right. "And this is Goyle," Malfoy re-directed his thumb to the weird kid with arms of a gorilla. His short, wiry hair didn't suit him what so ever. "They're my partners. Oh! I wanted to ask Ron something! I heard your father got some gold this summer, did your mother die out of shock?"

Ron shot up from his seat, his hands held tightly into fists.

"You!" spat Ron as Malfoy snickered at his reaction. Roy shot up and placed a hand onto Ron's fist, lowering it.

"Who are you?" sneered Malfoy as he looked Roy in the eye.

"Edward's father. If you have any thing to say, I'm working as an assistant for the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher," Roy said coldly as he watched Malfoy squint his eyes in disgust.

"Who's the old geezer behind you?" he asked slightly backing up.

"New teacher," commented Harry as Malfoy snorted.

"We're leaving," spat Malfoy bitterly. Crabbe and Goyle gave the occupants dirty looks as the left the cart. Malfoy was about to shut the door when he gave a death glare to Edward.

"Saved by daddy, Midget!" he snickered as he slammed the door behind him.

Edward snarled at the closed door as everyone who was standing up took to their seats. Ron was still shaking as Harry patted him on the back. Crookshanks and Shukumei began to hiss wildly at the door.

"I'm not taking his crap any more! Next time he makes another comment about my family, I swear I will-" Ron finished his sentence with a violent gesture in the air and a sickening background sound.

"You better be careful…" whispered Hermione as she gestured to Lupin.

"Is it true that you're going to be the D.A.D.A teacher?" asked Harry trying to change the subject.

"Yep. Alphonse is going to work in the library on sorting books, while I help the students in his class." Snorted Roy as he pointed to the sleeping professor.

"By the way, is he alive?" asked Alphonse as he prodded Lupin's arm.

"He's breathing…" commented Hermione as she had to double look to make sure she was completely right. Just then the door opened to reveal a plump witch with the food cart.

"Should we wake him up?" asked Ron as he anime sweat dropped at Lupin. "He looks like he need it…"

"Don't be troubled by it. If he's hungry when he wakes up, I'm in the front with the driver," she exclaimed happily as she handed the stumbling Harry a good number of cauldron cakes. Roy raised an eyebrow at the cakes, but Harry just gave him a happy smile. Harry passed them out to everyone as everyone happily and hungrily took one. Edward scarf fed his down and happily accepted Alphonse's. Alphonse chuckled as Ed was left with frosting left on his face. Roy smirked and wished Hughes was there at the time with his camera. Harry and Ron smiled up at Edward, both with frosting covering their faces. Hermione laughed at their goofy faces and ended up joining in, by stuffing hers in her mouth as fast as possible. Crookshanks and Shukumei began to like the fronting off of their owners faces. Alphonse and Roy laughed like mad.

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Edward starred at the window while stroking Shukumei's back pleasantly. Shukumei gave out a large yawn as a soft tapping sound filled the room. It began to rain, and it didn't look like it was going to let up. Roy shivered as he starred at the glass.

"I hate rain…" Roy mumbled as he rubbed his hand together quickly. Suddenly the lights cut off and lanterns were lit along the hall and over the luggage rack. The train made a sickening screeching sounds and rain pounded hard onto the glass. Lupin never stirred once.

"We should almost be there…" stated Ron happily as he looked at the black window.

The train made louder screeching sounds as the train was getting close to a complete stop.

"Great! I can't wait to get in there and get some food!" exclaimed Ron as he stood up to try to look out the widow, even though it was practically impossible.

"We shouldn't be there yet…" commented Hermione wryly.

"Soooo… why are we stopping?" asked Ed with a frown plastered on his face.

"Hell if any of us know," snorted Roy as he stood up. He opened the compartment door and stuck his head out to look down the hall. He wasn't the only curious one, because multiple head looked up and down for the source of the problem. Roy let out a cry as he quickly stuck his head back into his compartment and slammed the door. Edward looked up at him questionably but Roy just shook his head and smiled awkwardly. Just then the train gave a sudden lurch as Roy stumbled to keep his balance. Distant thuds and bangs showed that people's luggage had fallen off the racks. Roy quickly took his seat next to Edward as he gave another awkward smile. Just then all the lanterns cut off, leaving the passengers to scream at the sudden black out.

"What's going on!" exclaimed Ron in a frantic voice.

"Ouch! OMG, Al that was my foot!" exclaimed Ed in a pissed off voice.

"But Edward, That's your left foot!" shouted Al into the darkness.

"S-s-so!" stammered Ed stupidly. Harry raised an eyebrow, but no one could really tell.

"Dad, get out your gloves!" spat Ed into the darkness next to him.

"Why, Edward, I'm flattered that you worry about if my hands getting too cold but I don't think I really need to put them on, thank you very much for being concerned though," said Roy in an annoyed voice as a slapping sound could be heard. It was either Ed hitting Roy or Ed hitting himself for acting stupid in this situation.

"Anyway, do you think we broke down?" asked Harry.

"Dunno…"

There was a loud squeaking noise as Ron used the sleeve of his jacket to wipe part of the window, to look out.

"I think people are boarding…"

The compartment door swung open as someone fell stupidly onto Roy's lap.

"Sorry, Colonel Mustang."

"It's ok Second Lieutenant Havoc…."

"…"

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YAY! Sorry its soooo short! I will write more this week because my family is going to Austin so I get to sit in the car for 3 ½ hours straight! (and another 3 ½ on the way back XD) My sister will probably want to watch FMA but, hell, I don't want to watch the series over and over again! Its good the… first time… and that's it… and I can't believe Adult Swim just skipped from episode 26 to episode 1. Those jerks. Ok! I took some advice and I'm thinking of not doing a pairing. But then again, I might… anyway, and I'm working on Mustang's Unit is Never Normal as well. I'm just wasting your time! Please review!