A/N: I hadn't realized how long it'd been since I'd updated until I took the time to check! I've been a little preoccupied, and honestly writing these drabbles (and getting enough energy to try to make them funny) has been one of the farthest things from my thoughts. Hopefully, I will soon return to regular updates. Enjoy!
Lucius shiftily peeked out from around the corner of the tree, and when he saw the coast was clear, he scurried across the open bit of the field to a patch of bushes where he threw himself down under the cover of the bushy, pokey plants.
After peeking out over the bushes, he threw himself down the nearby hill, rolling to a sudden stop behind a large oak tree before double checking once again and then making an all out dash through the rest of the wooded area separating the grounds of Malfoy Manor from the Muggle area of Wiltshire.
Once he'd reached the area beyond the reach of the wards, where a Muggle sidewalk lay, he started a steady, lazy stroll all the way into the depth of town. He brushed a stray leaf out of his hair and straightened out his flowing black robes before opening the door to the sub shop as if he owned the place.
Which, considering how much money he spent there, he just about did.
Minutes later, as he sat eating his salami and cheese sub, he thanked his lucky stars that doing undercover field work for Voldemort required as much skill as sneaking away from Narcissa's tea party to enjoy a sub did.