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By tikitikirevenge (and it will be for a long time.)

The Invitations Come In (Part 3)

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"Okay," said Popo, as he and his sister/girlfriend/best friend/mother Nana clambered up onto the ledge. "Do you wanna belay now?" (--As there is no indication on Nana and Popo's relationship, you can more or less make it up. I personally prefer girlfriend, then sister. Best friend always ends up in girlfriend. Mother also seems to end up in girlfriend, but I won't go too far; you can imagine what I'm talking about. For now, I'll just leave it blank.--)

"No way," said Nana. "It's obvious that this next slope is the most dangerous so far, and we know that I'm the better choice."

Popo shook his head. "We're both just as good, Nana. You may be my sister/girlfriend/best friend/mother, but I'm not-"

"I have an icicle and I'm not afraid to use it."

With a very sharp shard threatening to pierce his throat, Popo decided to give Nana the benefit of the doubt. "Okay, you climb," he said.

"Thank you," said Nana, tightening her rope.

An evil condor flew past and dropped enough food to feed a small town right in front of them. It also dropped a letter.

"That was rather nice of the evil condor," said Popo.

"Yeah…" said Nana. "Such a nice birdie… I wish we could have more time…"

"What's this let-?"

Nana hit Popo in the face, knocking him backwards and nearly sending him flying off the ledge. "Don't talk to me like that, innocent fool!"

Popo opened the letter. "We've been invited to a fighting tournament!"

"Why don't we enter together?" said Nana.

You choose the decision:

A) "Okay," said Popo. "I wonder if anyone else has thought of that?"

As it turned out: no, nobody else had thought of that. Which is a pity, because I am of the opinion that Pikachu/Pichu or Ness/Mewtwo would be an excellent in-game combo.

B) "Nah," said Popo.

Nana produced an ice pick.

"Okay," said Popo meekly.

"I knew you'd agree," said Nana.

C) "It says here that we have to," said Popo. "Apparently, due to our popularity, combined we count as one person."

"Weird," said Nana. "How does that work?"

"Apparently we're each about – hey! It's calling us half-people!"

"Relax," said Nana. "It's a joke. You're worth minus one people; I'm worth two. It adds up; 1 + 1 equals2."

"Or -1 + 2 1!" joked Popo.

Everyone stared blankly.

"Did you just include, like, maths in your story?" said one author.

Another author said, "Omigawd! That's so… that's so nerd level. Only nerds know what 2 minus 1 is. Nerd."

"Are you okay?" said Nana. "That makes you sound as if you don't have the intelligence of a foetus."

"Sorry," said Popo. "I didn't mean to -" he glared angrily – "steal the limelight."

"Limelight," said Mario. "As in-a, lime like your scales?"

Yoshi shook his head. "Yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi!" "It's a idiom meaning the focus of attention, often carrying positive connotations of recognition."

"Why do I bother talking to-a him?" said Mario. "He's so stupid! That's all he can-a say. 'Yoshi! Look at me-a, I'm Yoshi! Yoshi yoshi yoshi.'"

Peach thought hard. "Isn't limelight, like, light? Like, the light that comes from limes when I stare at them real, real hard?"

"Hard," said Kirby. "Definitely."

"I thought you preferred them fried," said Chef Kawasaki. "Sunny side up."

"I want to try something new," said Kirby. "And I had a bad experience with an easy-over. Sunny side up is… segregated. Know what I mean?"

"I follow," said Kawasaki, heating up the fryer. "No chance of softboiled?"

"If I'm eating boiled, I'll go all the way," said Kirby.

"Okay," said Chef Kawasaki. "But you know how hard it is to do. The Waddle Dees pop about three seconds after you put them into the boiling water."

"Well, work it out," said Kirby.

Rick the hamster walked into Chef Kawasaki's restaurant. "Hey, mate!" he said.

"The usual?" said Chef Kawasaki, holding a struggling Waddle Dee.

"Nah," said Rick. "I've just been on a picnic." He shuddered at the memory. "I'm not doing that again. I'm here to give Kirby a letter."

Kirby looked at the letter. "Is this a story where I'm literate?" he said.

"Yep," I said.

"Okay," said Kirby, reading it. "Ooh! A eating competition!"

Rick looked over his shoulder. "Isn't that a fighting competition?"

"Not any more," said Kirby.

Rick shrugged and left.

"Mmm… hard-fought food…" said Kirby.

(--If you don't know much about a character, you can make stuff up. No-one notices. Then once people point out what the character's real history is, you can say it was a typo. Observe:--)

"Hello," said Samus. "I am a doctor. I wear a green suit. I think I am male."

"Hello," said Ridley the dragon. "I know that you like dragons, Mister Samus. Here, have a letter."

"I like letters," said Samus, opening the letter. "I also like saving the lives of creatures. Like those Metroid things. They are very friendly and give you lots of energy."

Ridley said, "Do you remember that tea party we had with the space pirates? Was that not nice?"

"Space pirates are good. Like Metroids. I have been invited to a fighting competition. I am known for my martial arts abilities. I am no good at using long-range weapons like beams or missiles."

"Yes," said Ridley. "Why don't you leave your home planet, Brinstar?"

"Yes," said Samus. "I live on Brinstar. I am male."

Samus left. This was very sad, as Samus' green suit was very nice to look at.

Fox McCloud and Wolf O'Donnell stood, staring at each other, blasters pointed at each other's face.

"So," said Fox. "You know why I'm here."

"You know why I'm here," said Wolf.

"You have mail," said ROB.

"I have to go now," said Fox.

"I won't forget!" cried Wolf, as Fox left. "Anyone who breaks my Barbie dolls and insults my Celtic heritage-" the rest of his words were drowned out by beetles boxing with each other.

Incidentally, Celtic people are good. (--If I can capitalise on that one eighth of genetic makeup, then world domin- HELLO! THIS IS AN INNOCENT COMMENT! GOODBYE!--)

Like most authors, I'm getting bored at this stage, so I'll skip over everyone.

Mr Game & Watch was too monochrome to attend.

Ness decided to use his psychic powers for evil, but changed his mind when he received an invitation to a fighting tournament where he would beat his peers to a bloody pulp with his mind.

The entire kingdom of Hyrule imploded, allowing Link, Zelda and Ganondorf to come.

And that's everyone.

Or is it?

Next chapter: Introducing the new kid in town! (--Not that there is… I'm just saying that… or am I? Deeh… deeeh deerrrrrrtr…. Bum bum, duiddly dom…-)