A/N: For LuciousLadyLucius, who wanted Lucius to mock Muggle Occult stores. :D
A/N2: I found this while going through some old files of mine. Many apologies for it's lateness. Unfortunately, this is probably the last one of this particular series for a while. You can still check out some of my other fic at my livejournal, glowinggold if you want. :)
Lucius strolled down the boardwalk, hand in hand with Cissa while Draco trailed sulkily behind.
"Oh, look at that Lucius; that muggle is doing magic tricks! How quaint." She pointed to a man pulling a multi-coloured scarf out of his sleeve.
"Ha. Ignorant Muggles. That's obviously nothing more then a parlour trick." They continued on until they came to a shop front that had strings of beads for a door, and smelled like incense.
"Get your fortune read, only fifteen pounds!" Lucius sneered at the woman, who was swathed in thin, brightly coloured scarves adorned with tassels and beads.
"Everyone knows Divination is a load of bullocks, woman." He said as he led Narcissa (who actually seemed to want her fortune told) and Draco past the street-side stand.
They passed another man, who was doing more 'magic tricks'. He was standing on a box in the middle of the crowded public square, a group of children and adults (all muggles, obviously) crowded around him. "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, for my first feat, I'll need a volunteer!" the magician cast his eyes around the crowd, and settled on Lucius. "Sir!" he cried, "Step right up sir, and help the magical Magician Barbrosa perform a dazzling trick!" Lucius glared at the man.
"No thank you, Draco, Cissa, come along. We've appointments to keep." He started walking away, but the man kept calling to him.
"Come, sir, don't be afraid. It's just a spot of magic, nothing dangerous at all. Don't you want to see my amazing, magical powers at work?" Barbrosa lifted his 'wand' (nothing but a plastic tube filled with air, really) and waved it lazily at Lucius. "So what do you say, sir? Will you help Barbrosa the Great share his magic with these lovely people?" Lucius laughed.
"I'll show you 'magic'." Lucius took out his wand and cast a transfiguring spell at the muggle. He was turned into a greenish brown toad, complete with sticky looking eyes and croak. "Abracadabra indeed."