1Oi, wuzzup? Sorry I haven't done any thing in… I dunno how long. I probably will update this very little. This is because of I am really slacking on this. (frowns)Also I finally got a new laptop! YAY! My old one the screen was literally falling off so after begging and crying I got a new one for Christmas! Also My Uncle got into the local newspaper! My Uncle Bob dresses up as Santa each year so he gets about over 500 people a year to visit him! XD Anyway... Well…MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Also HAPPY HOLIDAYS 100th REVIEWER! (sorry it be late, Ellia-FMA-Addict!)

I DON'T OWN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST OR HARRY POTTER!

Sorry, been forgetting to put that in. ;

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Edward grinned from ear to ear as he started off into the direction of his friends, but was soon stopped by Havoc grabbing his arm. Edward growled as he swirled around.

"Whoa, don't get pissed off so easily. Roy said to be careful. He doesn't trust most of these student nor some of their teachers. Be careful squirt."

When Havoc was done whispering to him he patted him on the back and left to lean against a near by wall. Edward stared at him. And stared at him.

"DON'T CALL ME SQUIRT!" Edward yelled in Havoc's direction. He just got a chuckle out of Havoc.

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Harry smiled as Al and Ed sat down across from them. Ed's stomach thought it was time to show its presence as it rumbled hungrily for the mouth-watering food. Edward eyed the food. There was cereal, bacon, eggs, toast, sausage, and biscuits…

"Brother, Hermione was talking to you." Edward looked at Al as though he grew another arm while he pointed to Hermione. Ed followed his finger to Hermione while she sighed.

"So Ed, you excited about coming here?" asked Hermione again.

"Yes, I am…" Ed's eyes darted at the food again.

"Hermione let him stuff his face! He's apparently hungry and people would like to see how many pop tarts he can stuff in his mouth at once," Ron snapped while Edward apparently agreed as he stuffed about two pop tarts in his mouth at once.

A bunch of students, including Ron and Harry, at the Gryffindor table were screaming "GO GO!" while Ron continued to hand Ed strawberry milkshake pop tarts. (I love those things!) Hermione had to help him occasionally when he started to choke like on his fourteenth one where he… you don't want to know.

After all the students got bored of Ed's pop tart show they left him to chug down orange juice. Yes, I would like to sell tickets to that pop tart show but it's a one-time deal.

George and Fred were in the crowd before they all got bored so they decided to see if Ed would puke. Fred sat down next to Ed while George sat next to Al.

"Man, that was awesome! You should consider that your permanent career!" laughed Fred as he slapped Ed on the back. Ed just glared kunai into him.

"You're still mad about the thing in the Leaky Cauldron, huh?" asked George. Ed frowned.

"I-I'm leaving. See ya Edward!" squeaked Al as he stood up just to be pulled back down by Edward.

"You're not going any where." Mumbled Ed as Fred laughed.

"So what's on your schedule?" asked George curiously eyeing Harry's schedule peeking out from his hand.

"Oh! Well…" Harry opened his schedule as Hermione and Ron looked over his shoulder.

"I have divination after breakfast…"

"Me too! Sweat!" exclaimed Ron as he wiped out his own schedule.

"So do I…" Hermione pulled her schedule out as well.

Harry looked down at her schedule and got way too confused.

"How can you have three classes at once!" he cried as he snatched the schedule for more examination. Hermione shrugged.

"I'll be able to pull it off." She said in a calm tone. Ed snatched the schedule from Harry's hands to take a look for himself.

"Hello, what's up with this schedule! You can't have Divination and Arithmancy and Muggle Studies at the same time!" Ed poked some more around her schedule before Hermione stole it back.

"Don't be silly little Ed! How on Earth can I have three classes at once?" Hermione laughed.

"WHO ARE YOU CALL-"

"Please, pass the marmalade, Ed."

"BUT!-"

"Thanks."

"YOU!"

"So what if I have bit of a full schedule? I've fixed it all up with Professor McGonagall so don't worry about it!"

"But-but-but you called me little!"

"Poor brother."

"STAY OUT OF THIS AL! GEORGE STOP LAUGHING!"

"What's all the commotion?"

Everyone looked up to see Hagrid standing behind Harry. Edward gulped, as he looked the positively monstrous man. He had on a moleskin over coat and he was absentmindedly swinging a dead…

"Alphonse! Why don't you hurry up and go see if Hughes needs you!" squealed Ed as he forcibly dragged Alphonse towards the door.

"Edward, what's wrong? I was talking to George." Alphonse whined as he pushed Alphonse to the open doors.

"J-j-just trust me on this Al!" Edward squeaked as he watched Al shrug and walk towards a near by staircase.

Edward jogged back and sat down between George and Fred.

"What's that 'bout?" asked Hagrid as he realized he had a dead cat in his hand.

"Al likes fuzzy little kitties and he would have been permanently mentally damaged for the rest of his life he saw just a glimpse of the cat in your hand." Edward explained in a completely serious tone. Fred raised an eyebrow as Hagrid quickly stuffed the cat in his coat.

"Sorry 'bout that." He apologized. Ed nodded.

"So yer in my firs' ever lesson! Yer gonna love it!" Hagrid exclaimed in joy as Harry pulled on his biggest grin.

"Can't wait until after lunch!" laughed Harry as Hagrid gave a huge smile.

"Ahhh!" yelled Edward as he jumped up, hand on either side of his head.

"WE'RE LATE!" Edward screamed as he stuffed his pocket watch into his pants pocket. Harry's face went white while Ron screamed too. Hermione sprang up and started sprinting. George and Fred followed suit and sprinted off with Hermione.

"GottagoseeyoulaterHagrid!" exclaimed Ed, Ron, and Harry in unison as Hagrid waved good-bye to the painfully scared teenagers.

Havoc sighed to himself as he walked after them, arms behind his head nonchalantly with a newly lit cigarette in his mouth.

"Kids."

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"Alphonse! Help me out over here!"

Hughes had a stack of ten spell books in his hands. He was slowly making his way towards the spell book year two section. Alphonse quickly took one book of the huge stack.

"Thanks, Alphonse…" Hughes spat as Al laughed and took five more books from poor Hughes.

The librarian, I have to say, was being a total jerk to poor Hughes and Al. Right when they first arrived she made them take stacks of books that had been returned back to their respectful places. Hughes thought it would be easy. If only he knew about how many kids actually go to the school then he would have reconsidered.

Alphonse shoved the last book in the shelf as Hughes snagged a seat at the nearest table. Alphonse joined the exhausted Hughes.

"I don't get this. Why would the stone be here?" asked Hughes to no one in particular.

"Maybe because of all of the teachers and the headmaster. They seem pretty powerful with their fancy wands and such. I'm sure they could…"

"That's a problem Alphonse. If they are powerful how will you defeat them? There are more teachers than alchemists here at this school. Havoc and I are not really a match for these teachers with their magic."

"Maybe I could teach you and Havoc some alchemy…" Alphonse suggested as Hughes pondered about the idea.

"How fast can you teach?"

"I've never taught before. It will take a while to do so." Said Alphonse in disappointment.

"Maybe we can read some of Ed's magic books that he got for his classes."

"But then Ed's a really fast reader so it might take longer for the two of you. Plus what about a wand?"

"I disagree with the reading part but… where would we get a wand! Steal it?"

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"

"Alphonse lower your voice."

People looked up from their books to look at the large suit of armor whispering to some man with glasses.

"What!" exclaimed Hughes. The children quickly shoved their noses deep within their books.

"Maybe we could try REALLY hard not to get caught by them?" suggested Hughes, as Al made sure no one was listening.

"Damn this is hard! We don't even know where it is! We need to read some books that might tell us about the stone. Roy can try to pry info out of the teachers but then again I don't want us found out…"

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? GET BACK TO WORK!" screamed the librarian as Alphonse stumbled to get up and Hughes sprinted back to the return section to retrieve more books.

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"YOU! WHAT VILLIANS ARE THESE WHO DARE STEP FOOT UPON MY PRIVATE LANDS! DRAW YOU DOGS!"

Havoc poked at the painting of a stout little knight in armor and his not so trustful stead that grazed on grass off in the background.

"Get away you villain!"

Havoc poked at the screaming knight a couple of times before Edward pushed him out of the way.

"Ed, what are you doing? You stupid or something?" asked Ron as Edward looked over every inch of the painting as if it were an important clue in a murder mystery.

"There's no blood seal?" Ed asked shakily to himself as he put the painting back onto the wall, ignoring the cursing knight.

"What's in bloody-name is a blood seal?" asked Ron as he himself inspected the picture. "It looks like a normal old picture to me.

"NORMAL!" Havoc and Ed blurted out as they zoomed a few places back.

"The frickin thing is talking!" spurted Ed as Havoc pointed his gun at the painting.

Harry jumped between the yelling painting and Havoc's gun.

"Get a hold of yourself! We could probably ask him for directions to the North Tower!"

"THE NORTH TOWER YOU SAY?" yelled the knight.

Havoc hesitantly lowered his gun while Ed took a few steps closer.

"Yes, we need help finding the North Tower. Could you help us?" smiled Hermione as the knight laughed whole heatedly. They had to anime sweat drop at that laugh. It reminded them of the colonel in a way. Scary.

"A quest I say! Yes, I will gladly show you the way to your destination young gentlemen and fine young lady!"

"He called you a young gentleman!" snickered Ed to Havoc as Havoc frowned.

"Shorty little pipsqueak," chuckled Havoc as he followed after the flash of Harry's robes around the corner. The hunt for North Tower had begun!

" WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME? YOU DERANGED TABACOO ADDICTED LOONY! I AM NOT SHORT!"

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(AN: WOW! It skips around in the book from I think Monday to Thursday so they don't tell what happens! Yes I have a book to help me because I can barley remember it! XD So I'll make something up!)

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"So… We are reading the first chapters of … whatever its called for the first class of Defense Against the Dark Arts?" Roy asked puzzled.

"Yep!" chirped the happy professor as he slung himself into his comfy chair with the awsome message stuff built in as he made his sexy slave Roy take off his shirt and play with… sorry, let me rephrase that last part!

"Yep!" chirped the happy professor as he took a seat in his chair. Lupin yawned loudly as he stretched his arms behind him.

"That sounds rather boring," stated Roy flatly as he took a seat at a random desk.

"Well, yeah its boring, but you don't want to excite the kids on there first day! Then they ill be scared shitless and probably wont return to this class! That's why its called the DARK arts!" he yawned as he lied his head on his desk and used his arms as a pillow.

"Mr. Lupin, your class is going to start in about two minutes, so I wouldn't fall asleep," Roy said with a yawn as he himself placed his head down on the desk before him.

Snoring filled the chamber and deep snorts cascaded of the cold grey stone walls. Roy mumbled in his sleep as he drooled on his arms and professor Lupin snorted as he too fell in a deep sleep. Teenagers soon came into the class with eager faces as it was their first year at Hogwarts themselves, but soon started snickering at the two teachers. Roy grumbled and shooed off a child that was poking him the eraser end of his pencil.

"What the..." Lupin murmured as he sluggishly pulled his head up from the puddle on his wooden desk.

The teens snickered as they saw their new teacher brushed himself off in a swift fluid movement.

"Roy, its time to wake up. Our first class has unexpectedly sown up," Lupin hissed as he tried to make himself look not so..stupid.

Roy mumbled a "five more minutes" before sluggishly burrowing deeper into the desk. Lupin groaned as he slung one of Roy's arms around his shoulder as hoisted Roy up. The colonel snapped a "f &&& you" before falling into Professor's chair. He happily burred his face into the desk where he would start another puddle of drool.

"Class," Lupin took a pause to stare at Roy. "This is a good lesson in itself! DO NOT STAY UP TO LATE AT NIGHT! No matter if it's a party or just for the hell of it, I advise you to stay away from staying up past midnight."

The teens chuckled as they puled out there thick text books. Lupin grinned. This will be a delightful year.

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"Sorry Its sort of short! I sort of stare at the other FMA I started. But... I WILL FINISH THIS, PROMISE! I WILL finish because I couldn't live with myself! SORRY EVERYONE! PLEASE REVIEW AND MERRY CHRISTAS!