How to Write:
"The Ultimate Explosion Final Battle Life or Death Amazing Astounding Epic Fatal Grand Super Smash Brothers Tournament!"
at school.

By tikitikirevenge (yesh).

The First Fight!

"Right," said Master Hand bluntly, "although I said otherwise earlier, you're going to start fighting now."

"Why?" said Fox. "And did you just appear in a puff of smoke?"

"Officially, yes," said Master Hand. "And since you're being such a jerk, Fox-"

"What?"

"-I'll have you in our first dual too teh deth."

"No!" shouted Fox McCloud in horror. "I don't want to dye!" (--Darn, just realised I used that joke in ATW. Actually, who cares? This is a typical story, after all.--)

"Too late!" said Master Hand. Then, seeing the state of distress the vulpine was in, he added, "It's not that bad. Usually, nobody dies in these fights to the death."

"Oh," said Fox. "Oh, okay, then." He skipped out of the room, wearing his pretty pink hat. (It's not what you think. Certain blue foxes had blackmailed him into wearing it.)

Master Hand's twin younger big brother, Crazy Hand, swooped in. "GOOD EEVNING LEYDEES!" he screeched, crashing into a hat stand. "EYE HURD FOCKS IZ INN THEE FITE! HOO ELZE?"

"Uh…" said Master Hand, struggling to interpret what Crazy Hand had said despite years of experience. "Oh! I just realised I haven't decided yet!"

"DECIDED YET YOU HAVEN'T; BAD THAT IS; MY HANDY PADWAN! MUAH HA HA, DEARIE!"

"I know that! But who should we pick to fight Fox? How can we make it gory?"

"QUEZCOATAL SMALL MILKY CHEESE BASKETS!"

"Yes!" said Master Hand. "Of course! We pit him against Pichu! Pichu will never stand a chance!"

"YESS HE WIL! JUUST COZ THE ORTHOR LEIKS BIG CAHRCTERS DUSNT MEEN THAT SML 1'S R BADD!"

"Yes," said Master Hand, "but I'm tying a brick to Pichu's back."

"OOH," said Crazy Hand, doing a back flip. "HOW EEVIL."

"Yes," said Master Hand. "Very evil."

Pichu happened to be talking with Ness, who had never seen a Pokemon before today.

"Wow," said Ness. "I never believed the internet stories… you really can conjure lightning?"

"Pichu, chu chipu chu!" said Pichu, accidentally zapping himself with his tail. "Yes, I really can!"

"I'd like to see you in action," said Ness.

"Pichu!" "Don't say that!"

"Why?" said Ness. "You worried about bad luck?"

"Chipu pu." "Actually, I have this problem with irony-"

"HEELLOO!" said Crazy Hand, swooping in. "PEECHU – U HAF 2 FITE NUW!" He zoomed out again.

"Pich?" "See what I mean?"

Ness nodded. "Wow. I'm sorry. It could be worse, though," he chuckled. "I could have been crushed by Crazy Hand as he zoomed in."

CRASH!

Pichu looked at Ness, who had just (ironically) been hit by Crazy Hand. "Uch." "Ouch."

"Say you told me so, and die."

Fox and Pichu arrived right on time. (--Notice I didn't say where. This is because, like most authors, I lack an imagination.--)

"Right!" said Master Hand. "Where should we fight?"

"Chu pich chipu?" "Can we fight anywhere?"

"As long as neither of us has the advantage," said Fox. "That would be unfair."

"Puch ip." "So no home ground or anything."

"Okay," said Master Hand. "Let's do it on top of Fox's ship, with all his friends circling around."

"Wha- oh, okay!" said Fox happily.

"Pichu!" "That's unfair! You're being mean to me just 'cause I'm small and light and cute!"

"I'll make it better," said Master Hand. "Here – let me tie a brick to your back." Master Hand tried to, but being one-handed, he found the rope too hard to manipulate. "Fox? A little help?"

"Sure," said Fox, leaning down to help Master Hand tie the brick on. But it kept on slipping off.

"Oh dear," said Master Hand. "Pichu? Could you tie it on yourself?"

"Pichu…" said Pichu, annoyed. He reached around and tied himself up.

"Quick!" shouted Luigi. "Pichu and Fox are fighting!"

"So?" said Mario.

Luigi thought about that, giving ample time for Mario to grab Luigi's cap and toss it out of the room.

"Hey-a! What was that-a for?"

"Seven," said Captain Falcon.

"I concur," said Ness.

"How relevant," said Mario.

A 16 ton weight landed on him.

"FIGHT!" shouted Master Hand, moving back. Immediately, Pichu began to use the thunder jolt move Pikachu had taught him. Arcs of thunder streamed across the surface of the ship.

Fox dodged and weaved the blue sparks, as they narrowly evaded him. He jumped around, almost dancing to avoid being shocked.

"Woah!" yelled Fox, almost losing his balance.

"Pi-CHU! Pi-CHU!" Pichu kept those bolts coming.

"Stop spamming that move!" yelled Fox.

What neither of them realised was that, being his usual clumsy self, Pichu was actually hurting himself every time he pulled off that move. Thus, when Fox was smart enough to turn on his portable reflector shield, and an arc of thunder gently zapped Pichu, Pichu went flying back.

Fox turned to Pichu with a strange expression on his face. Sensing danger, Pichu tried to run, but the brick slowed him down.

In desperation, Pichu screamed as Fox jumped at him, causing thunder to strike down at them. Fox was blown back about two metres.

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" shouted a few random people who were watching. In space. Where sound can't travel.

"This line is completely irrelevant," concluded Marth.

Roy frowned. "Hey! Shut the censored up and start censored-ing me! And when you're done censored-ing little Miss censored over there, drop me a censored!"

Amazed that he had actually made contact with Fox, Pichu started bouncing around in joy. "Pichu chipu pich!" "How good am I?"

Fox flicked Pichu off the ship with a single finger.

"How did you do that?" said Master Hand. "He's supposed to be heavy with those weights on!"

Pichu tried to recover.

"On the other hand," said Master Hand, "the brick should stop him from getting back on."

Pichu fell down (I know, they were still in space) and disappeared.

"So does he reappear in the house we're staying in?" said Fox.

"What? Oh, no," laughed Master Hand. "Pichu will just end up floating in space forever."

Fox laughed with him.

"Seriously," said Master Hand.

Fox backed away slowly, then made a desperate break for it.

Next chapter: Another chapter!

(Thanks to my brother hoogiman for not attacking me while I wrote this. Thanks to everyone for not reviewing. Thanks to the people I'm making fun of for continuing to write stupid fics- wait, I meant "no thanks". Can I take that back?)