How to Write:
"The Ultimate Explosion Final Battle Life or Death Amazing Astounding Epic Fatal Grand Super Smash Brothers Tournament!"
at school.
By tikitikirevenge (the sugar-addicted adolescent who wrote this story).
Stuff happens after the first Fight (wow)
"Hi," said Samus to Mario.
"Hello-a, Samus," said Mario. "What's a guy like you doing in the freezer?"
"I'm looking for amputated body parts," replied Samus, "as that is completely within character for me. I am roughly 150 years old. My hair is purple. I'm baking a cake for my friend, Ridley the rather small talking mouse."
(--I'm surprised none of you have pointed out the minor change I made to Samus' character. Hint: Samus doesn't really kill creatures of any size…--)
"What am-a I doing in the freezer?" said Mario, realising where they were.
"I have psychic powers," said Samus. "Thus I can turn the freezer into a minibar."
"DOUBLE U-TEE EFF?" said Crazy Hand, crashing into the freezer (which was about the size of Mario's right hand). "WOT IZ THE MEENIBAR DOING, MY DARLING PLURAL?"
Samus used his trademark magic wand to blast Crazy Hand away.
"Ooh! A lollipop!" said Kirby, eating a lollipop. He then spied Pichu.
"Hi…" he said, walking towards Pichu. "How… are… you?"
Pichu looked up at Kirby. "Pi-chu chi pu!" "Horrible! I was just left to die in space, but then got blasted back here by a ridiculously powerful Arwing!"
"Yeah…" said Kirby. "Pichu… do you have any parsley?"
"Chu chi pi chu chi?" "Are you trying to eat me again?"
Unable to think of a witty response, Kirby inhaled Pichu.
"I've called you here," said Master Hand, "to tell you all that this chapter is really, really short. Any questions?"
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"Yeah," said Marth. "Censored censored censored?"
"No, Marth," said Master Hand. "I don't own any people-"
"-livestock will do," interrupted Roy.
"No animals either," said Master Hand.
"Excuse me," said Zelda, "why does every chapter have to be so short?"
"1) It's easy to write 2) everyone else does it 3) I'm lazy 4) so is everyone else 5) I shouldn't have said that 6) uh… 7) TIME FOR THE NEXT FIGHT!"
Next chapter: the second fight! (Bet you never guessed that!)