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at school.

By tikitikirevenge (who the story is by).

Possibilities

The Smash Brothers suddenly were eating food. At… a place where people eat food. Yes.

"So what do you think Master Hand is?" said Link.

"Who cares?" said Ganondorf. "Everything you say is stupid anyway?"

"You're out to turn everyone else against me," said Link accusingly.

"Uh, no. You kill little kittens in cold blood."

Everyone gasped in horror. "Link!" said Luigi. "You would do-a such a thing? I trusted you!"

"Excellent," said Ganondorf.

"Well, I suspect Master Hand is a giant, edible hand," said Kirby, "who is made out of white chocolate… mmm… and, uh, sugar… cream… milk… sweet stuff… food…"

"I wonder what Master Hand's intentions are," said Fox.

"He probably wants to get us to censored censored censored and maybe non-consented censored with double censored," said Marth hopefully.

"I wonder why we're having this conversation," said Ness.

"Pikachu chi pi kip." "Shut up."

"Jig ig pig, pug uh." "Like he said, shut up."

"Pichu." "I'm Pichu!"

Kirby accidentally spilt a jar of steaming hot salami juice on top of Pichu, frying him to death. "Uh, oops…"

"Well, for the record," said Master Hand, drifting in, "Crazy Hand and I were plotting to somehow use you to take over the universe."

"By making us fight?" said Link.

"PRISES SSO LOAW, i mUST b CRAZY!" said Crazy Hand.

"Well, we're working on that. There's a logical explanation somewhere, but the author isn't smart enough to work it out." (--Well, I am smart enough, but this is a typical story, not a good one--)

"I LIEK BEANS," said Crazy Hand.

"Okay," said Ness, "but if that's so, then why are you explaining this all to us?"

Master Hand gasped. "How – how did you know? Intelligent questions – my only weakness! Gah… I'm melting… not really. Um, well, I can't dodge questions, but I can dodge bullets! In fact, speaking of bullets, uh, I think I'll just shoot some out of my fingers to kill you all with! Ha! You can't point out the inconsistencies in my reasoning or the author's when you're dead!"

Master Hand then attempted to kill them all, but tripped over an imaginary piece of chewing gum.

"Ha! I live!" said Kirby. He proceeded to loot the pantry.

"Now you have no choice but to explain the plot holes," said Link and Zelda smugly.

"Uh, LET THE THIRD FIGHT BEGIN!" declared Master Hand.

Next chapter: uh, the THIRD FIGHT!